look, when i get the rights to abuse marriage to the extent that i can marry one of my buddies for eight hours cuz we were drunk and it sounded like a fun thing to do, i'll have a titch more compassion for the lovely and tal...for the lovely mrs. federline. until then, she peed in her bed, she can sleep in it.

Oh Lord. ya'll need help.

Boy: Blanket

Girl: Croutonvia

Boy: Bo

Girl: Courtney-Love

girl: Raylene
boy: Cletus

boy: hindenberg
girl: titanic

Asparagus Spears?

GangstaFam said:

Dill Spears?

GangstaFam said:

dammit

How bout some combined song titles, like the game Ian and I like to play.

Billy Jack Bitch Bonita Spears-Federline

Sounds like a good Catholic name to me!

Anxiety said:

You mawk me!

GangstaFam said:

who, me?

Vegetable Rings on Broccoli Spears

Recipe By : Light Cooking
Serving Size : 4 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Vegetables

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
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1 small bunch broccoli
1 red bell pepper
3 slices white onions
2 tablespoons margarine
1/2 teaspoon wine vinegar
1/2 teaspoon dried rosemary -- crushed

Trim leaves and tough ends from broccoli stalks. Cut broccoli into spears.
Peel stems with vegetable peeler; set aside.

Rinse red pepper under cold running water. Make circular cut around top of
pepper with paring knife. Pull stem from pepper and remove stem and seeds.
Scrape out any remaining seeds and membrane with spoon. Rinse out pepper
under running water; drain well. Thinly slice crosswise through pepper to
make rings.

To steam broccoli, place steamer basket in large saucepan; add 1 inch of
water. Place spears in steamer. Separate onion slices into rings; place on
broccoli. Cover. Bring to a boil over high heat; steam about 8 minutes or
until broccoli is crisp-tender.

Uncover; place pepper rings on top. Cover; steam briefly until pepper rings
brighten in color but still hold their shape. Remove from heat; transfer
vegetables to warm serving dish. Melt margarine in small saucepan over
medium heat; stir in vinegar and rosemary. Drizzle evenly over vegetables.
Serve immediately.

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NOTES : Calories: 104.6 (48.9% from fat)
Fat: 5.9g
cholesterol: 0mg
Carbohydrate: 12.1g
Fiber: 2.5g
Sodium: 76mg

VELVEETA FUDGE

INGREDIENTS:

1 cup (2 sticks) butter, softened
8 ounces pasteurized process cheese, Velveeta, cubed
1 1/2 pounds confectioners' sugar, about 5 cups unsifted
1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa
1/2 cup non-fat dry milk
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 cups coarsely chopped pecans or walnuts
PREPARATION:

In a large saucepan over medium heat butter and cheese cubes together, stirring frequently; remove from heat. Sift together confectioners' sugar and cocoa; add to cheese, mixing well. Stir in non-fat dry milk, vanilla and nuts. Turn into a 9x9x2-inch pan; chill until firm and cut into squares. Makes about 3 pounds of Velveeta Fudge.

RipHer2Shreds said:

Anxiety said:

Spears, Federline or Federline-Spears?

GangstaFam said:

Timberlake

Anxiety said:

[Edited 4/13/05 18:45pm]

Jaila Baita Federline

dreamfactory313 said:

This thread is almost as much fun as Tron's Name Mariah Carey's next album.

I could see Brit getting like real inspired and stuff by the hospital jargon.

How 'bout Amniocentesis Episiotomy Spears?

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

I've actually almost started a thread about this subject before only it was gonna be a contest to name Michael Jackson's next child.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I always did find that crazy. Prince!

GangstaFam said:

Consider Britney's the man, either Spears or Federline-Spears!

GangstaFam said:

Queer Spears

Pap Spears?

Anxiety said: