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News from the trailer park: Britney's knocked up Britney Spears confirms pregnancy
Pop star announces news on her Web site The Associated Press Originally published April 12, 2005, 6:39 PM EDT LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears has revealed what might be Hollywood's worst-kept secret: She's pregnant. In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. The couple were married in September. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers." Magazines have speculated for weeks that the 23-year-old singer was pregnant, noting her expanding waistline. She's previously expressed a desire to start a family. Federline has two children with ex-girlfriend actress Shar Jackson you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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My lil baby is preggers OMG You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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it seems like just yesterday she was holding on to that "i'm still a virgin" schtick... you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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Someone hand me a coathanger. | |
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Number23 said: Someone hand me a coathanger.
eww. Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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Everybody sing with me: " WHO DAT IS. MY BABY'S DADDY. WHO DAT IS, MY BABY'S DADDY!"
[b][Edited 4/12/05 17:16pm] Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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what exotic name will they name the child
"Brok'koli Spears" "Chuk'kin Spears" "Beyonce'" Spears Frankie Federline Justin Federline you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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UncleGrandpa said: [b][Edited 4/12/05 17:16pm] i like her tank top. | |
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Number23 said: Someone hand me a coathanger.
LMAO!!! | |
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UncleGrandpa said: Everybody sing with me: " WHO DAT IS. MY BABY'S DADDY. WHO DAT IS, MY BABY'S DADDY!"
[b][Edited 4/12/05 17:16pm] my lord..how many freaken gas stations pics have we seen this woman in?.and who walks *out* of a gas station with a garbage bag? Space for sale... | |
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oh lawd. | |
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sosgemini said: UncleGrandpa said: Everybody sing with me: " WHO DAT IS. MY BABY'S DADDY. WHO DAT IS, MY BABY'S DADDY!"
[b][Edited 4/12/05 17:16pm] my lord..how many freaken gas stations pics have we seen this woman in?.and who walks *out* of a gas station with a garbage bag? uhhhmm..maybe she's taking out the trailer trash you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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meltwithu said: sosgemini said: my lord..how many freaken gas stations pics have we seen this woman in?.and who walks *out* of a gas station with a garbage bag? uhhhmm..maybe she's taking out the trailer trash Yeah, but what's in the bag? | |
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whodknee said: meltwithu said: uhhhmm..maybe she's taking out the trailer trash Yeah, but what's in the bag? BADDA BUMP PISH!! LOL..i'm glad somebody took the setup !!! Maybe there's dead wabbits in the bag you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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meltwithu said: whodknee said: Yeah, but what's in the bag? BADDA BUMP PISH!! LOL..i'm glad somebody took the setup !!! Maybe there's dead wabbits in the bag my bet is that there's haute couture maternity clothes in there...and the bag itself is gonna double as her morning sickness outlet. | |
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whodknee said: meltwithu said: uhhhmm..maybe she's taking out the trailer trash Yeah, but what's in the bag? She probably shit on herself when she found out her waistline was going to expand, went in the restroom, took off the shitty panties, and put them in a bag to throw away. What would be funny is if the store clerk thought she had stolen merchandise in the bag and said "maam, open your bag please". Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: She probably shit on herself when she found out her waistline was going to expand, went in the restroom, took off the shitty panties, and put them in a bag to throw away. What would be funny is if the store clerk thought she had stolen merchandise in the bag and said "maam, open your bag please".
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"maam, open your bag please".
"Do you fucking know who I am?" I am Britney Spears-Federline and I will whomp your ass!" "you're who?" "Kevin, cue the gawddamn boombox!" 2-3-4- step, step, stolenjanetjacksonmove, step step, stolenmadonnamove, elbow grab,stolenjhomove and freeze! do you know who i am now? uh no hunn, and i need to see the recipt for that fanny pack, evan williams and the marlboro 100's in your bag [Edited 4/12/05 19:04pm] you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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meltwithu said: "maam, open your bag please".
"Do you fucking know who I am?" I am Britney Spears-Federline and I will whomp your ass!" "you're who?" "Kevin, cue the gawddamn boombox!" 2-3-4- step, step, stolenjanetjacksonmove, step step, stolenmadonnamove, elbow grab,stolenjhomove and freeze! do you know who i am now? uh no hunn, and i need to see the recipt for that fanny pack, evan williams and the marlboro 100's in your bag [Edited 4/12/05 19:04pm] | |
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Am I the only one that's kinda disturbed that he's now fathered three children with two different women? | |
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meltwithu said: "you're who?" "Kevin, cue the gawddamn boombox!" 2-3-4- step, step, stolenjanetjacksonmove, step step, stolenmadonnamove, elbow grab,stolenjhomove and freeze! do you know who i am now? | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: Am I the only one that's kinda disturbed that he's now fathered three children with two different women?
maybe he should be singing B.A.B.Y. M.A.M.A dis here go out to all my baby's mama's i got luv for all my baby's mama's you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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This visual of her putting shit filled panties into a bag makes me laugh, thanks.
In other news UPN wants to film the birth for the newly inked deal, being relevant is hard work, damn. | |
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meltwithu said: "maam, open your bag please".
"Do you fucking know who I am?" I am Britney Spears-Federline and I will whomp your ass!" "you're who?" "Kevin, cue the gawddamn boombox!" 2-3-4- step, step, stolenjanetjacksonmove, step step, stolenmadonnamove, elbow grab,stolenjhomove and freeze! do you know who i am now? uh no hunn, and i need to see the recipt for that fanny pack, evan williams and the marlboro 100's in your bag [Edited 4/12/05 19:04pm] Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Britney’s expecting, but it’s not unexpected
By César G. Soriano, USA TODAY LOS ANGELES — Confirming what fans have suspected for weeks, pop star Britney Spears announced Tuesday that she is pregnant. Briitney Spears has realized her wish to start a family with husband Kevin Federline. UPN "The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," Spears, 23, and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, 27, said in a message posted on her Web site. The baby news was hardly a surprise. Celebrity magazines have been reporting for weeks that the singer was pregnant, reports that Spears and her publicist denied. On March 30, Spears lashed out at those magazines in a posting that began: "Dear False Tabloids." But Spears has made no secret about how much she wanted a baby. "The only thing I haven't done so far is experience the closest thing to God and that's having a baby. I can't wait!" she wrote on her Web site last November. She has experience as a stepmom. Federline has two children from his relationship with actress Shar Jackson: daughter Kori, 2, and son Kaleb, 8 months. In her statement Tuesday, Spears also acknowledged reports that she was briefly hospitalized in Florida Saturday. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend; Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for all your thoughts and prayers. Love, Britney & Kevin." She did not say when her baby is due. Her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, did not return messages. Spears’ pregnancy may interrupt her music career. She had planned to release her fifth studio album this summer, but its release has been repeatedly delayed. Some celeb watchers suggest recording may not be her top priority. "She's been there, done that, What does she have to prove as an artist?" says Peter Castro, executive editor of People. "This is a girl who had chicken fingers at her wedding. She's real down-home. She's traditional. She's all about family. I would not be surprised if the next five years are devoted to having a family."While music may be on hold, Spears and Federline last week announced they will star in a UPN reality show documenting their courtship and marriage. Spears also has her own fragrance line. "Britney has realized her name is a brand," says Lori Majewski., executive editor of Us Weekly. It's also likely that Spears will try and sell her first baby photos to the highest bidder as she did with her September wedding photos, says Majewski."Britney has always been very savvy about her image. She profits off her image," says Majewski. And as her tummy grows, so will the love-hate relationship between Spears and the media. "I'm sure (media attention) it will intensify," says Castro. "She's worth thousands of dollars every time she steps out of the house." does anybody else find this disturbing? pimping your baby's pics? you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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Yeah when is their reality Newlyweds typa show supposed to begin filming? | |
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meltwithu said: does anybody else find this disturbing? pimping your baby's pics?
I used to think that was weird, when other celebs sold "exclusive" photos, but really, it's only logical that they sell it to one magazine. | |
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UncleGrandpa said: Everybody sing with me: " WHO DAT IS. MY BABY'S DADDY. WHO DAT IS, MY BABY'S DADDY!"
[b][Edited 4/12/05 17:16pm] "Justin, that just my baby daddy!" That child is ruined. I mean, seriously, that kid has no hope with parents like those. I trust Britney to record a good pop song every so often....not to raise a child....but especially with that inbred himbo! And you'd think "Oh, well Grandma will help" Um, look what Grandma did to her own daugther! | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: Am I the only one that's kinda disturbed that he's now fathered three children with two different women?
Well, that happens. What is disturbing is the fact that he left when one of the women was preganent to be with another one. In other words, watch out, y'all! | |
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CinisterCee said: meltwithu said: does anybody else find this disturbing? pimping your baby's pics?
I used to think that was weird, when other celebs sold "exclusive" photos, but really, it's only logical that they sell it to one magazine. i guess i wouldn't want my kid's first baby pics on the same page as palmolive and draw winky ads (not that anybody would pay for them anyway lol) you look better on your facebook page than you do in person | |
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