OKay folks It's Time To RAte tOday's artists. using the XavIeR G. rating system rate some of today's most popular artists!!!!! rate the artists from a score of one(1) to five(5) stars where one is the lowest and five is (obviously) the highest. so for example a singer like Alicia Keys gets rating of while Ashlee Simpson gets a rating of + + + (just for emphasis) so here goes my rating:


50 CENT :

HILLARY DUFF :

N*E*R*D :

SWITCHFOOT :

LINDSAY LOHAN :

JESSICA SIMPSON:

USHER :

CHINGY :

BEYONCE :

BRITNEY FEDERLINE :

LINKIN PARK :

EVANESCENCE :

EAMON :

WELL there u have it , lets see ur ratings

All of the above artists get one star.

Britney maybe one and a half.

N.E.R.D. perhaps two stars.

I don't care for any of them really.

50 CENT
2

HILLARY DUFF
Who is she?

N*E*R*D
2.5

SWITCHFOOT
Who?

LINDSAY LOHAN
1 She's Cute

JESSICA SIMPSON
2

USHER
2

CHINGY
0.5

BEYONCE
3

BRITNEY FEDERLINE
1

LINKIN PARK
1.5

EVANESCENCE
2

EAMON
Who?
[Edited 3/22/05 17:10pm]

All of the above get one star except for NERD and Beyonce, which get two.

lilgish said:

Haylie's sister. Actress/singer in the same mold as Lindsay Lohan (but don't tell her that!) Became nationally known as "Lizzie McGuire" on the Disney Channel.


Contemporary Christian pop rock band. Think Creed-lite.



One hit wonder last year with the offensive smash single, "Fuck It (I Dont Want You Back)".

sextonseven said:

ill, Creed Lite, that sounds nasty.

PINK :

LIL' JON :

LUDACRIS :

YING YANG TWINS :

LIL KIM :

MICHELLE BRANCH : ( I LOVE "ALL YOU WANTED")

VANESSA CARLTON :

AVRIL LAVIGNE :

CAM'RON :

JA RULE : RAPS LIKE A DINOSAUR IN LABOUR (RRRRR RRRR RRRR RAAAHHHH!)

CIARA :

SIMPLE PLAN : 1/2 OF A

GOOD CHARLOTTE :

50 CENT : (worst rapper ever)

HILLARY DUFF :

N*E*R*D :

SWITCHFOOT :

LINDSAY LOHAN :

JESSICA SIMPSON: Music: , personality:

USHER :

CHINGY :

BEYONCE : (one of the worst ever)

BRITNEY FEDERLINE :

LINKIN PARK : (one of the worst artists ever)

EVANESCENCE :

EAMON :

PINK : (my least favorite female artist ever)

LIL' JON : (God-awful)

LUDACRIS : (awful except on Missy tracks)

YING YANG TWINS : (terrible)

LIL KIM :

MICHELLE BRANCH :

VANESSA CARLTON : This bitch needs to stop now!

AVRIL LAVIGNE :

CAM'RON :

JA RULE :

CIARA :

SIMPLE PLAN : (one of the worst bands ever)

GOOD CHARLOTTE :

Moonbeam said:

LINKIN PARK : (one of the worst artists ever) [/quote]
c'mon they aint that bad, if u see them in concert u'll change ur mind

50 CENT: 1

HILLARY DUFF: 2.5....I like her

N*E*R*D: 2

SWITCHFOOT: Who?

LINDSAY LOHAN: .5

JESSICA SIMPSON: .25

USHER: 1 because I fell generous!

CHINGY: 1, same as above

BEYONCE: 2

BRITNEY Spears: 2.5....same as Hilary...why not!

LINKIN PARK : 1

EVANESCENCE: 1
EAMON: .0001

PINK :1

LIL' JON : 1

LUDACRIS : 3...he's good

YING YANG TWINS : 1

LIL KIM : 2

MICHELLE BRANCH : 1.5

VANESSA CARLTON : 1.5

AVRIL LAVIGNE : 1...very generous of me

CAM'RON : 1 but I'm not very familar with him

JA RULE : .2

CIARA : 1

SIMPLE PLAN : 1

GOOD CHARLOTTE : .5

50 CENT: X infiniti

ASHANTI: (why is she famous again?)

AMERIE:

USHER: X infiniti with a cherry on top

DESTINY'S CHILD:

EVE: (I never really got her appeal?)

CHINGY: Please.

FABOLOUS: Broke-down Mase. Or is that Shyne? anyway

J.LO: She can dance and sometimes her music is decent, so that equals

SCISSOR SISTERS: (great debut, if their next one sucks they'll lose a star)

FRANZ FERDINAND: (waiting for the next album to seal the deal.)

FEFE DOBSON: (has potential)

CIARA:

ASHLEE SIMPSON:

RES:

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: forever

LINDSAY LOHAN:

ALICIA KEYS: (Sorry, I don't see the hype behind this chick. Never got into any of her work.)

JESSICA SIMPSON: Musically: Personality:

BRITNEY SPEARS: Musically: Otherwise:

MANDY MOORE: (I like this chick. She has good acting chops and a decent singing voice. There's a likable quality to her that makes me give her 3 stars)

PINK: (Nice voice, cool albums, unique presence)

MYA:

HILARY DUFF: I like her business sense. She seems like a calculated girl who knows how to get the most from her management and business partners. She's like the Martha Stewart of TRL. For her zeal, I'll give her

KELLY CLARKSON: She seems genuine and sweet. She can sing so I give her

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (loved the "Stripped" album, this girl will be around for a while. One of this generation's legit talents)

BEYONCÉ: (maybe she'll do something artistically awesome with her next record. she has star quality though so she outshines a lot of folks.)

BROOKE VALENTINE: (her first album is decent. she has potential.)

TWEET: (her debut was cool, but she seems stagnant)

MISSY ELLIOT : (POSSIBLY THE BEST FEMALE RAPPER OUT THERE!)

GWEN STEFANI :

EMINEM : (WAY OVERRATED HIS SONG "MOSH" IS SHIT! )

LLOYD BANKS :

YOUNG BUCK :

THE GAME :

NELLY :

MARIO :

SEAN PAUL :

EVE :

MARILYN MANSON : 1/4 OF A

C. AGUILERA :

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE :

Xavier23 said:

No, I really think they're terrible. Their rapper is the lamest excuse for a musician ever. Don't gimme that "caught in the undertoe just caught in the undertoe" shit! Chester is nothing more than an angst-ridden teeny-bopper masquerading as someone with a point of view.
[Edited 3/22/05 20:11pm]

Xavier23 said:

I like You Xavier23. You seem to have a real exuberance for music.

Xavier23 said:[quote]MISSY ELLIOT : (POSSIBLY THE BEST FEMALE RAPPER OUT THERE!)

boriquateddy said:[quote]

Xavier23 said:

Huh???? possibly the best female rapper out there???? Possibly NOT!!!


these chicks may not be as commercially succesful....but Jean Grae,Bahamadia,Mystic,Medusa,Heather B.,Rage,Sonja Blade,Apani B.Fly Emcee.. even industry chicks like Shawnna,Rah-Digga,Remy Martin, & Jacki O. will shit on Missy

50 CENT:

ASHANTI:

AMERIE:

USHER:

DESTINY'S CHILD:

EVE:

CHINGY: (Just because he's cute...lol)

FABOLOUS:

J.LO: (She is beautiful, terrific dancer, and nice songs)

CIARA: (Just because she's sweet.....dancing? Waaaaay overhyped!)

ASHLEE SIMPSON: (La La is a nice tune, she sings that punk rock shit...her voice is fine. Better than Avril Lavigne)


JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: Gay. Rip off.

LINDSAY LOHAN: (Just because she's pretty hot)

ALICIA KEYS: (Overrated talent & songwriter. Has some great songs though)

JESSICA SIMPSON::* She's pretty & she can sing although she scares me)

BRITNEY SPEARS: (Nasal vocals? Still has come catchy tunes & great videos)


PINK: (First album was good--rest were garbage)

MYA: (Major attitude. Very pretty & first album was nice)


CHRISTINA AGUILERA: (Stripped was FANTASTIC! Although, her vocals are grating sometimes.)

BEYONCÉ: ( Good singer, she's beautiful & great entertainer)


TWEET: (AMAZING! GO GET THE NEW ALBUM!)

boriquateddy said:[quote]

boriquateddy said:

You have to be kidding with Mystic. She is absolute shite of the first degree! "The Life" with all of its "deep" hand gestures was as bad as it gets!

Moonbeam said:

"The Life" isn't even a shining moment for her....and you mean to tell me Missy and her Hee hee hawin ass is...? don't get me wrong Missy has some nice club bangers...but to say she is possibly the best anything...is beyond BOOLSHIT!!!! and Yes Mystic IMO is a chick in a sea of many that can shit on Missy.

All of the above get from me.

boriquateddy said:

Missy would never lay a turd as giant as "The Life."

minneapolisgenius said:

Don't go wasting bread on those losers.

Cloudbuster said:

OR the poo for that matter.

damn there's a lot of talentless fools up there!

britney gets 3 from me but then, due to her personal antics, she drops to a 1.5

beyonce gets 2

and the guy in your avatar gets 2, but due ot his last album being utterly ridiculous, he drops to 1.5

Moonbeam said:

puhlease "This is a test" was garbage!!! I am starting to think you were one of those chicks hovering over her on her fraud ass television show...you are such an advocate for the cause. Jessica is that you?

Oops!
[Edited 3/23/05 11:41am]

boriquateddy said:

No, I haven't seen her show. I love This Is Not a Test. It's my second favorite of her albums. The one I don't get is Under Construction. I can see Missy for her flaws, but I would still say that she is my favorite female rapper ever, whereas I'd classify Mystic as one of the worst. It's just a different opinion, I suppose- no more or less valid than yours.