Ok,was this show supposed to be for undiscovered talent??? well pull the wool over our eyes.....



By Jawn Murray, AOL BlackVoices columnist
Reality Spoiler

Are you like me and think Missy Elliott's UPN reality series 'The Road to Stardom With Missy Elliott' is the absolute worse? Talk about a ghetto rendition of 'American Idol' if there ever was one.

What's with that horrible spotlight, singing outside in a junkyard and that run-down tour bus? They kept complaining that the contestants are too gimmicky, yet they've pulled out every music industry stereotype and cheap stunt to make this show interesting. And it's still not! The only thing shoddier than this series is BET's 'College Hill.'

Nonetheless, for those who like it, you may want to stop reading this story right now because I'm about to disclose the winner.

Drum roll, please. It's Jessica, the 23-year-old tomboyish Chicago-bred singer-rapper. This girl takes being rough around the edges to another level. By the way, the music-industry insider who has already heard some of the tracks cut on Jessica says the music, so far, is about as good as the show itself.





…AND she was already discovered…. Click on the link and see how she looked 5 years ago when she was 18… missy changed her image and pretended she was that tough street kid. Now wonder she didn’t fight Naiyla. Lol. http://www.dailydiva.com/nas/jessica/

I liked her better fat.

Oh that's too funny. I saw a little of this girl last night. I'd give her an emmy for best actress on a reality tv show.

why is this show so terrible? i love Missy, and she seems like a natural for TV, but this show ain't it!

Marrk said:

Anyway, I could only make it through one episode of this load. I can't stand anything about it, wanna punch Missy in the face

CalhounSq said:

I feel you....one episode for me was all it took...and whats up with her dancers ridin her shit like she is just some Pimp daddy donette!!!! things some of these chickadees would do to get some exposure...and personally I think Missy and Jessica probably bumpin eachother..but thats besides the point.

boriquateddy said:

There's probably alot of going on.

It was one of those shows you (watch) have on in the background while you are doing something else.

Wow... That chick was all glamma at that site...Would have NEVER guess that was her.

Serveitupfrankie*

Missy's going down the fuckin' tubes - and fast!

the only reason why this show's still on the air is because of the few viewers who tune in every week to see what flavor of jolly rancher lollipop missy's eatin. i saw the first episode (i think it was, anyway--i don't remember), and i remember her kickin that one girl off who missy thought was totally faking the hip-hop steez. but yeah, the entire show's busted.

it was funny, missy was like "you know who big daddy kane is? who salt n'pepa is?" and ol' girl was like "who?"

Hotlegs said:

Missy Elliot is a lesbian?????

jayaredee said:

VoicesCarry said:

Thats what im saying
or are you being sarcastic????

jayaredee said:

boriquateddy said:

looked at the website and it doesn't look like the same jessica on the show in my opinion...

missfee said:

Looks exactly the same to me, just w/o makeup...

CalhounSq said:

girl, you took the icon right out of my mouth.....

I only watched it to see Teena Marie.

My brother said, "Damn, ever since she lost weight she's been a freak. We know you look good but damn."

Missy has pretty much released the same single single since "Get Your Freak On".

CynicKill said:

u can blame those wack as fuck beats that timberland does..

is that really jessica in that picture? if so, it doesn't look like her at all.

TheRealFiness said:

You can also blame Missy's content, which usually involves "going down south".

dancerella said:

thank you, same thing i said...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

It's SO true. I was actually eating lollipops once I started watching this show!

That couldn't be the same butch street Tracy Chapman type chick, could it?