u can only pick one!!!

Neither of them are singers.

Kelly Osbourne

i give kelly osbourne credit, cuz she at least knows what rock'n'roll IS, even though you couldn't tell it from her attempts at music.

You mean one of them is better?

Oh Lord..for the last time..her name is ASSlee.

fuck, I don't know

CalhounSq said:

ditto... I can't stand to listen to either of them.

It's a draw, pure and simple.

hmmm...

How many times has Ashleeeee embarassed her self on TV with her "singing" only to come with 3 lame ass excuses for her "performance"?

Kelly seems to suck, too, but at least she doesn't seem like a complete phony.

andyman91 said:

Yeah I think Kelly didn't take herself as seriously and didn't want people to take her seriously like Ashlee. Kelly kinda knew she sucked.

AnckSuNamun said:

I kind of think if Kelly sounded as suckass as Ashlee did at that halftime show and got booed, she'd might actually admit it and just say "Oh well, so the f what?"

I read the other day that Ashlee is saying she thinks people probably booed her after her performance at that halftime shoew because she was rooting for the other team to win, and not because of her shitty 'singing'. She just doesn't get it!

I heard there's an anti fan movement that tries to prevent her
from ever performing again

SnowQueen said:

oh my gosh, if this is true, she is pathetic.

I pick kelly because at least she tells the truth, she seems more real than ashlee is, even though neither can sing.

SnowQueen said:

Exactly. Kelly would give the audience the finger, not blame this or that.

My vote goes to Ashlee...Jessica caint sang either

Ashlee.

Cuz Kelly knows she's a joke. Ashlee IS a joke, but doesn't realize it.


... wait. Kelly does know she's a joke, right...?????

SnowQueen said:

http://entertainment.msn....hotgossipB


Ashlee's Deep Denial

Simpson sidesteps booing blame; Plus, Ashley parties, Madonna chants, and more


Jan. 12, 2005

Ashlee Simpson is fast becoming an expert at the blame game. After her lip-synching, square-dancing meltdown on "Saturday Night Live," she was quick to fault both the band and her pesky acid reflux.

Now, days after she received a resounding chorus of boos following an eardrum-shattering half-time performance at the Orange Bowl, she's once again running plays from the excuses handbook (a tome we're guessing was penned by dad Joe Simpson), and she's pointing the fickle finger of responsibility at everyone but herself.

"If they didn't like the performance, and that's what it was about, then sorry to them," a deep-in-denial Ashlee pouts to MTV. "Maybe they were booing at me, maybe they were booing at the half-time show 'cause the whole thing sucked. I was facing [the Oklahoma Sooners], and I was rooting for USC, and they played a clip of it, so maybe it was that those people didn't like me. You never know. But I can't make everybody happy."

As for her much-mocked, off-key rendition of "La La" (its screechy denouement of "you make me wanna scream" is forever seared in our brain), Simpson blames that old-standby -- the sound equipment.

"There were no ear monitors when we went onstage," she complains. "No floor monitors. And trying to sing in a stadium where you can't hear yourself is kinda hard. My sister [Jessica] was like, 'I don't know how you just did that! I performed in stadiums, and if I didn't have my ears, I would have freaked.'"

But Ashlee says her recent trials and tribulations have helped her grow as a person, and she channels both Stuart Smalley ("I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me") and a popular bumper sticker ("Mean people suck") in dismissing her troubles.

"I go from having a No. 1 album ["Autobiography"] and things going great and all of a sudden something like 'SNL' happens and boom! You're faced with how mean people can be and criticizing you and stuff," she tells MTV. "But I've learned a lot about myself through all of this. It's like, I'm not perfect and I'm not going to be perfect."

For now, Simpson remains unconcerned about her seemingly shaky future. "I'm still 20, and a new artist, and I will only grow," she says optimistically. "And I look forward to continuing to not listen to what one person says and making good music." Good luck with that, sweetie.

*****

MSN keeps getting her GOOD!

CalhounSq said:

co- Kelly Clarkson didn't sound as bad as Ashlee, once she got her mic fixed....so I don't buy that floor monintor and stadium mess. People play stadiums all of the time.

Aren't "they" the same person????