So okay you all know Madge well. (This may apply only to the gentlemen)

Well imagine you were 17 or 18 again and in high school and getting ready for the prom. Imagine you weren't gay (if you are) and Madonna is your age and is the coolest chick in the grade. All the guys want her.

So you have the guts to ask her to the prom and she says yes. So you're the coolest guy and are smokin for a night at the prom with Madonna.

But there's a problem, 2 other tough guys are in your class who wanted Madonna for the prom. They are named Prince and Michael Jackson.

Now Madonna finds out they wanted to go with her. So she proposes that a talent contest shall decide who will go to the prom with her.

So MJ is an amazing dancer and Prince can smoke that guitar like nobody.
What talent do you possess that will get Madonna to choose you?

well,Madonna has dated both Prince and Michael,and I don't think she was that impressed,so why not give me a chance?

great song by Tommy shaw comes to mind


to much time on myyyyy haaaaands...

i refuse to call this a Styx song lol

well, unlike MJ i have a deep voice and am interested in girls.

unlike prince, i'm not short and don't look like i need to wash.

it's a done deal, surely.

Finess also dated Madonna back in the early 80s...

DavidEye said:

yeah she wasnt a bad lay.. ;lol:

TheRealFiness said:

Madonna




Ronnie Corbett (legendary comedian) and Finess

jayaredee said:

I could flash her my abnormally large penis. I bet that'd work.

Another Madonna thread?

My skill with would win her over.

GangstaFam said:

DavidEye said:

CinisterCee said:

Flashing her your Kate Bush might also get a response.

VoicesCarry said:

Not anymo'.



Your DREAM prom date.

REAL QUEEN COMIN' THRU...

"No photographs... PLEASEEE."

jayaredee said:

Talent? All you have to do is know a DJ or a producer and she'd be yours.

I'm white. I know Madonna is open-minded and everything, but there's no way she would have been enough open-minded to consider a serious relationship with a black man.

Ouch. Sorry, just had to say it. Don't know exactly why! Be free to hate me.

JANFAN4L said:

Im sure Janet would be a nice date, but after the prom at the hotel she's be like, "let's wait awhile." That could really get a guy down.

But Madonna would jump in bed like a horny beast and prepare for some serious after-prom action

jayaredee said:

Damm, ur right!´

My name is Ms . Ciccone, the virgin wannabe
I'll be your mistress tonight
I'll be your loved one darling
Turn off the light
I'll be your sorceress, your heart's magician
I'm not a witch, I'm a love technician

I'll be a guiding light in your darkest hour
I'm gonna change your life, I'm like a poison flower

(...)

We could use the cage
I've got a lot of rope
I'm not full of rage
I'm full of hope
This is not a crime and you're not on trial
Bend over baby, I'm gonna make you smile

Light the candles, 'til they're nice and soft
And when they start to drip, I'm gonna get you off


On the other hand, janet is so sweet (but after listening 2 Moist....humm)

Novabreaker said:

I think Madonna dated just about anyone and everyone, especially back in the day. Hell, she was with Dennis Rodman!

VoicesCarry said:

I do have some big-time Bjork. But no Kate Bush. Is that gonna hurt my chances?

GangstaFam said:

"Dated"? That's the euphemism for it now?

"I dated her last night. She was one wild, kinky date!"

CinisterCee said:

ya'll mu'fuggaz iz coldblooded

actually,Finess kinda looks like Jellybean

Novabreaker said:

What about:
-Stephen Bray
-Jean Michael Basquiat

(evidence from the early years)

CinisterCee said:

it's also rumored that she briefly dated Charles Barkley (!) in the early 90s.