Hello there all. This is Lonnie gay.k.gay "GlamSlamKid. Now, i've tried to be as patient, as my patient ass is gonna get with music this year. I've been in my one room shack, thinking back, to that hot Prince track, trying not to be a sinner, while eating my sardines for dinner. Anyway, First off, Musicology sucked salt and vinegar flavored balls, for real. I know i might get flamed for saying that, but i'm gay, so i'm used to flamers...bring it on...

Let's talk about Moron 5 for a minute. What the hell? Are you rock? Or are you reggae? I can't stand those Bi-Musical mufuckers. They're just a fake ass No-Doubt. Fucking posers. I put them right up there with fucking Snowflake "A CHIKI BOOM BOOM YEAH" No. Maybe i would've given them a chance, but seeing as how i hate reggae with a furious undying passion, my abhorrance for them was inevitable. That fucking lead singer. Gawd, his voice. It sounds like that's his talking voice too. All nasaly and shit. Here's a tip, rub a little Vap-O-Rub on the microphone tip and inhale. That'll clear your shit right up. Vap-O-Rub don't play with nobody. That shit will open up your subconsciousness. Why do people like them so much? Boy, i'm glad they're not gay, or i'd be quick to hop to the other side of the fence, ohkay? *snaps fingers* moving on....


Ruben? Hey sweetie. Now believe me, i'm all for black people and shit seeing as how i'm black, and i'm proud of him and all and he's representing the fat chicks, even though i'm so skinny he could pick me with my teeth. But I seriously think that instead of singing, we should give him a Coke, let him play in the snow, film that shit and bada bing, bada boom, instant Coke commercial. Or how about some KFC ads? Come on, or he could be a Calvin Swine spokesmodel, advertising eating dresses for the horizontally challenged..Rubes, i loves ya...but his album title "Soulful" you gotdamn skippy that bitch was full. Seriously, don't it look like he just finished off a plate of Big Momma's hog maws, chitlins, greens, and fixin's? Who ever had that thread was right. The AI people don't have any idea how to make c.d. covers. Faith Evans either. Hell, we MIGHT see her legs on the next c.d. cover. Moving on...


Kimberly Caldwell. You didn't win American Idol hun, WHY do you have a c.d. out? Wait, is it a c.d. or just a song? If it's just a song, we need prayer if this is the future of music. If she has a whole c.d. out, LAWDAMERCY.....Seriously. I can't fucking stand that song. I'd rather listen a children's choir sing Jughead( i seriously couldn't think of anything worse...) you know, on those Kid-Bop c.d.'s I seriously can't digest the first nanosecond of that song, it sodomizes my brain. She's making coffee, then it hits her from NOWHERE! Sweetie, knocks up side the head aren't random, obviously Mr.8th World Wonder was sleeping or some shit that required concentration, and you fucked his shit up. I hope you get face chlamidiya...Moving on...


*Sigh...* Ursha. What the hell can i say that i haven't already said...Stop. You are not Prince, you are not MJ. and i don't care what nobody says, THIS muthafucka right here does not love Raymond. Who names their kid "Usher" anyway? Why not name him Communion or Altar or Hymnal while you're at it. Hell, why not go for Jesus? Spanish people do.(that's NOT a racist comment, so don't give me no shit about it..) Usher can sing, i'll give him that, but he's ugly. The Gods MUST be crazy to let his ass out in pubic. And personally ABeautifulOne, as gay as i am, i'd rather not kiss Ursha's ass. My name is not Scott, I'M not running up in there. I'd rather suck duck penis. A thousand burning dicks in your ass bitch..Moving on....

(can ya'll tell i'm angry yet??)

I'm not sure if this song came out this year or last, but everytime i hear it, it makes my stomach acids ascend to my esophogas(sp?) Soak Up the Sun, by Cheryl Crow. I actually like sheryl crow. I'm digging "Steve McQeen", "Leaving Lost Vegas" and "All I wanna do is have some fun(i got tired of reaching for the shift key dammit..) Have you guys listened to the lyrics? Holy Fucking Llama Shit Batman those lyrics are bad. Sheesh. That song actually makes me scared to go to the beach. I don't even want to post them for fear of conjuring up the devi- oh, hello Satan... Moving on...

50 baby? 14:55, 14:56, 14:57....gonna need a new hobby soon boo boo. Saying that he doesn't want to even sit next to a gay person. Put him right next to my ass and i'll tell him what the fuck I'M thinking "OH MY GOD? WHAT THE FUCK IS B.E.T DOING TO ME? WHY ARE THEY SITTING ME NEXT TO THIS RABBIT ASS MUTHAFUCKA? HE BETTER NOT BITE MY ASS OR IT'S GONNA BE ON LIKE BUTTA POPCORN FOR REAL" we all know who the REAL G Unit is..Me, Miguel, Supa, Binary, Nanaperfume...ya'll know who ya'll are...shouts outs...

I'd love to do more, but my wrists are swole. I know i missed a shitload of people, but my wrists are really swole right now. So i'm gonna sip some Purple Kool-Aid and chill. Good Night.



Disclaimer...i hardly mean portions of this, i was bored. I did it just for fun. So nobody go getting your panty liners all up in your ass about it. PLEASE.
[Edited 11/27/04 18:01pm]

Sounds about right.

That fucking Sheryl Crow song is so annoying. I have honestly never heard such profound lyrics:

My friend the communist
Holds meetings in his RV
I can't afford his gas
So I'm stuck here watching TV
I don't have digital
I don't have diddly squat
It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got

Seriously, they made me reevaluate my life.

R there any gays who don't like Kylie do u know? That is not ment to offend anyone Iam just wondering.....?

Slow makes me feel Extra gay. other than that, i don't inulge myself in Kylie, or Madge for that matter.

thesexofit said:

gay. don't like her. bordering on dislike.

glamslamkid said:

That's all i needed to read

5 's!

In hindsight, Musicology was quite shit indeed.

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[Edited 11/27/04 18:29pm]

thesexofit said:

I can't stand her. But then agagin, I'm a chick and I'm only half gay, so I don't count. Er.....my "big brother" can't stand her either. There's one, at least!

Marrk said:

i don't think that musicology is all that either. i was trying to see the good in it. it can't hold a candle to his classics. props to glamslam for saying what i'm sure other fans like me are afraid to say.

heybaby said:

let's hope for better next time, TRC is a much better album. Musicology is the new NPS.

infact NPS is a better album.
[Edited 11/27/04 19:36pm]

Marrk said:

sometimes ppl just go too far....

glamslamkid said:

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/96108

CinisterCee said:

that's what i was talking about!

I don't listen to any of the folks you mentioned...I have already assesed that they suck ass anyway.

My suck-ass-o-meter doesn't even need to hear the music to know it's bad. It downloads references and stores in it's memeory for future reference. I usually have to turn it off during any major music award event.

superspaceboy said:

Otherwise the "VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP VOOP...." sound wakes up the neighbours.

VoicesCarry said:

You must have one too. They are quite handy! Mine has kept me away from Britney, Christina, Matchbox 20, Avril, Justin Timberlake. It makes an unusal sound though when it hears Paris Hilton sing.

Marrk said:

what, did you trade in cigarettes for crack?

Damn,
I feel like I've just read an excelent novel, but the ending chapter was ripped out.

Someone had anger issues but with radio and music being what it is today, I can't blame him!

AsianBomb777 said:

i seriously would've finished, but i was getting angrier, and my wrists started hurting. I still have people on my list.