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Excerpts from Shirley Manson's online diary, LMAO... Every musician should have an online diary, this is hilarious. It's fun to see celebs be so frank...
I am eating like a pig again.I can't seem to help myself.It doesn't help matters either when Butch insists on bringing Paul Newman's Ginger O cookies into the studio which I am completely addicted to and simply powerless against. If I know there is an open pack of them in the cupboard I find myself thinking about them constantly and I'm forever wandering into the kitchen and ramming them into my mouth two at a time. Went to my workout class today and someone said to me "OOoh.....you painted your nails black for Halloween!!!!" I looked as her a little blankly and corrected her "No.I just painted my nails black." And she looked at me like I was retarded. I feel like that one little incident is sort of indicatinve of how my whole life has felt. Eeesh.....i makes me so sad to think about all the seriously commited gay couples who are struggling and fighting for the right to enter into the institution of marriage yet meanwhile silly little girls like Nicky Hilton are able to make an absolute mockery of it and besides the odd raised eyebrow or two totally get away with it just because she's a hetrosexual.It's so unjust. Okay.....so I can't say I'm a big country music fan but right now I'm totally and utterly obsessed with the Warren Brothers in their CMT reality show "Barely Famous".During the last episode they actually had the cameras filming them whilst enduring a colonic irrigation!!!!! I couldn't believe it.I was absolutely hooting my head off.Bravo bravo you cheeky boys.I salut you.Any man who is willing to allow a woman to shove a tube up his arse on national tv and have the shit quite literally sucked out of him is a real man in my books. "Okay so.....I'm getting ready for my MZ and Connies's wedding and I decide to wear my hair down for the first time in about a century but it looks a little wild and untamed so I figure I'll rake the old curling iron through parts of it to juice it up a little.So I turn the irons on ,grab a chunk of hair and shove it between the two tongs,twist and curl it up to the top of my head and all of a sudden at exactly the moment my nostrils detect a hideous burning smell I see smoke come out of the tongs. I yank them out and smoke is now billowing from a clump of hair that lies between the tongs so I shove them under a running tap,swing open the patio doors and run the extractor fan above the oven.The entire appartment is swamped with the stink of burning hair and I feel like I want to yak up. Then I creep over to the mirror to survey the damage and I swear to god there is a two inch wide section of hair that has been completely carbonized.Black and baked to a crisp.Oh my fucking god I gasped in complete despair and touched it with a shakey hand at which point the entire piece of hair broke off and fell about my feet in a smattering of dust. SsssWEEEEET." | |
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 I love Shirley Manson!!
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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JediMaster said: I love Shirley Manson!!Ditto!  | |
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