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Jermajesty Jackson! I just found this hilarious little blurb:
Things are, as always, just fine in the Jackson family. For example, Jermaine has a young son, Jermajesty. As in Jermaine + Majesty. Because that's a name that's more "majestic" than Michael naming a few of his kids Prince. And Jermajesty's mother? Why, she's Alejandra Genevieve Oaiaza, whom we first knew as Randy Jackson's wife. Thus: "Hi, my name is Jermajesty Jackson. I'm my own ex-cousin." | |
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that Poor kid's gonna catch many an ass beatin in school lol | |
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GangstaFam said: I just found this hilarious little blurb:
Things are, as always, just fine in the Jackson family. For example, Jermaine has a young son, Jermajesty. As in Jermaine + Majesty. Because that's a name that's more "majestic" than Michael naming a few of his kids Prince. And Jermajesty's mother? Why, she's Alejandra Genevieve Oaiaza, whom we first knew as Randy Jackson's wife. Thus: "Hi, my name is Jermajesty Jackson. I'm my own ex-cousin." ...oops... GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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TheRealFiness said: that Poor kid's gonna catch many an ass beatin in school lol
I would so divorce my parents as soon as possible if they named me that. | |
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"Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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GrayKing said: I had a hard time believing someone would actually name their kid this. But I should know by now not to put anything past this family. You were right! | |
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GangstaFam said: GrayKing said: I had a hard time believing someone would actually name their kid this. But I should know by now not to put anything past this family. You were right! they're all touched. and apparently are looking to passing it down to the next generation. "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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GrayKing said: GangstaFam said: I had a hard time believing someone would actually name their kid this. But I should know by now not to put anything past this family. You were right! they're all touched. and apparently are looking to passing it down to the next generation. Those poor kids had absolutely no chance from the word go. Maybe that's why Janet says she doesn't want or even like children. | |
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GangstaFam said: GrayKing said: they're all touched. and apparently are looking to passing it down to the next generation. Those poor kids had absolutely no chance from the word go. Maybe that's why Janet says she doesn't want or even like children. except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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GrayKing said: GangstaFam said: Those poor kids had absolutely no chance from the word go. Maybe that's why Janet says she doesn't want or even like children. except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing That's true. Rebbie's just the receptacle for all unwanted children. | |
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GangstaFam said: GrayKing said: except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing That's true. Rebbie's just the receptacle for all unwanted children. "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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GrayKing said: GangstaFam said: That's true. Rebbie's just the receptacle for all unwanted children. Michael shoulda just dumped his off the first sign of trouble. | |
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I keep trying to tell ya'll that Papa joe didn't beat them damn kids enough.
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GangstaFam said: I just found this hilarious little blurb:
Things are, as always, just fine in the Jackson family. For example, Jermaine has a young son, Jermajesty. As in Jermaine + Majesty. Because that's a name that's more "majestic" than Michael naming a few of his kids Prince. And Jermajesty's mother? Why, she's Alejandra Genevieve Oaiaza, whom we first knew as Randy Jackson's wife. Thus: "Hi, my name is Jermajesty Jackson. I'm my own ex-cousin." mann thats not even funny....i feel bad 4 him bout the whole alejandra thing...but any way jermajesty aint that bad a name..considering people do name their kids Prince, Princess, types of gemstones, seasons, coutries, cities and states. except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing
That's true. Rebbie's just the receptacle for all unwanted children. huh? [Edited 11/7/04 8:04am] Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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Lay off the curl activator, Jermaine. :goodgrief:
GrayKing said: GangstaFam said: Maybe that's why Janet says she doesn't want or even like children. except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing Thought that was 1981. | |
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Moonwalkbjrain said: but any way jermajesty aint that bad a name..
Oh yes it is. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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okay..so the name is silly...but whats the big deal with jermaine marrying his brother's ex?
i wonder what all your all family tree looks like... or i wonder how many of you all have kissing cousins...or are/where one.....expecially the gay boys up in this thread.... Space for sale... | |
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Gee wiz. | |
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Supernova said: Moonwalkbjrain said: but any way jermajesty aint that bad a name..
Oh yes it is. consider this people do name their kids Prince, Princess, types of gemstones, seasons, coutries, cities and states. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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Oh yes it is... This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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dreamfactory313 said: Gee wiz.
Space for sale... | |
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Don't the Jackson Family make you wish there was a law that would ban them from having any offspring just so whatever that crazy gene is that's lingering in their DNA would die with them? Royalists, all of them.
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Moonwalkbjrain said: ...but any way jermajesty aint that bad a name..
Are you fucking kidding me? That's THE worst name I've ever heard in my life. Worse than ALL of Bobby Brown's kids put together!! | |
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[Okay... point taken. Jackson family is not normal... this is news?
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