I just found this hilarious little blurb:

Things are, as always, just fine in the Jackson family. For example, Jermaine has a young son, Jermajesty. As in Jermaine + Majesty. Because that's a name that's more "majestic" than Michael naming a few of his kids Prince. And Jermajesty's mother? Why, she's Alejandra Genevieve Oaiaza, whom we first knew as Randy Jackson's wife.

Thus: "Hi, my name is Jermajesty Jackson. I'm my own ex-cousin."

that Poor kid's gonna catch many an ass beatin in school lol

GangstaFam said:

...oops...

TheRealFiness said:

I would so divorce my parents as soon as possible if they named me that.

GrayKing said:

I had a hard time believing someone would actually name their kid this. But I should know by now not to put anything past this family.

You were right!

GangstaFam said:

they're all touched. and apparently are looking to passing it down to the next generation.

GrayKing said:

Those poor kids had absolutely no chance from the word go.

Maybe that's why Janet says she doesn't want or even like children.

GangstaFam said:

except for that one she had in 1991 that Rebbie's rasing

GrayKing said:

That's true. Rebbie's just the receptacle for all unwanted children.

GangstaFam said:

GrayKing said:

Michael shoulda just dumped his off the first sign of trouble.

I keep trying to tell ya'll that Papa joe didn't beat them damn kids enough.



j/k

GangstaFam said:

mann thats not even funny....i feel bad 4 him bout the whole alejandra thing...but any way jermajesty aint that bad a name..considering people do name their kids Prince, Princess, types of gemstones, seasons, coutries, cities and states.




huh?
[Edited 11/7/04 8:04am]

Lay off the curl activator, Jermaine. :goodgrief:

GrayKing said:

Thought that was 1981.

Moonwalkbjrain said:

Oh yes it is.

okay..so the name is silly...but whats the big deal with jermaine marrying his brother's ex?

i wonder what all your all family tree looks like...

or i wonder how many of you all have kissing cousins...or are/where one.....expecially the gay boys up in this thread....

Gee wiz.

Supernova said:

consider this

people do name their kids Prince, Princess, types of gemstones, seasons, coutries, cities and states.

Oh yes it is...

dreamfactory313 said:

Don't the Jackson Family make you wish there was a law that would ban them from having any offspring just so whatever that crazy gene is that's lingering in their DNA would die with them? Royalists, all of them.

LQ

Moonwalkbjrain said:

Are you fucking kidding me? That's THE worst name I've ever heard in my life. Worse than ALL of Bobby Brown's kids put together!!