She is so waxy and shiny

here is the tracklisting:

1. "My Prerogative"
2. "Toxic"
3. "I'm A Slave 4 U"
4. "Oops!... I Did It Again"
5. "Me Against The Music" Featuring Madonna
6. "Stronger"
7. "Everytime"
8. "...Baby One More Time"
9. "(You Drive Me) Crazy" The Stop Remix!
10. "Boys"
11. "Sometimes"
12. "Overprotected"
13. "Lucky"
14. "Outrageous"
15. "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman"
16. "I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)"
17. "Do Somethin'"
[Edited 10/9/04 3:33am]

is that her head super-imposed on a Barbie?

Glad to know they can still make any woman look anorexic via digital manipulation. I think you could stick a TV between those toothpicks - er.....legs.

BLEGH !!!!! word, she DOES look like Barbie on crack!

VAMPIRELLA said:

She's just pathetic

Christ on a bike she has a huuuuuge fucking head..

I'm amazed to see how disgusting some of you are.you're putting down a girl because she doesnt look good enough for yo??.

LightOfArt said:

Britney Spears can be an attractive girl if she wants to. Attractiveness has to have an attitude towards it as well. Britney's attitude is rather slutty in recent times, but maybe when she actually grows up and learns about her stupid behaviour i may have more respect towards her.

jayaredee said:

Hallelujah!

i've always thought britney had a great body. She was nice and curvy and didn't look like some stick ie Paris Hilton

She doesn't look good in this pic at all.....

Rhondab said:

but look at her head... it looks like someone stuck a pin in and pumped it..

TheRealFiness said:

It's as wide as her torso. She no longer resembles a human.

Which means that this photo has been digitally processed, because Britney likes her Cheetos.

jayaredee said:

And this is coming from the Madonna Brigade...She is only emulating her idol and she is prettier and shaplier than Madonna EVER was!!!

gman1966 said:

But Madonna doesn't dress like that anymore. I never had any respect for her when she did, then she grew up.

oh my god!!!

all this time and we never knew it....britney's a drag queen!!

Man, screw all that. I'm a red blooded heterosexual male, and she looks hot

She looks dead, like that thing around her neck cut off her circulation.

http://images.amazon.com/...LZZZZZ.jpg

The amazing inflatable/deflatable chest

jayaredee said:

Vanity wants her clothes back.

she is just sooo over.

jayaredee said:

Drag queen!



OK Remember when we assembled a list of her singles.. which ones are missing here? And what the hell are the last 2 songs on?

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CinisterCee said:

Probably new songs... Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know is missing... born to make you happy and one more slow song of the first album

I hate her for her music, not for her looks
but i must admit, i've seen blow up dolls better looking than that cover

I may be in the minority here.... but she looks good to me. I certainly wouldn't be turning her down on a Friday night!


(The above events are purely fictitional and stand no chance of ever coming true... Friday night or otherwise)

ehuffnsd said:

"Born To Make You Happy" was a single in Europe, right? As was "I Love Rock and Roll", but I'm not sure if it was a hit. I think the song from the first album you're refering to is "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart".

In a year were cheap looking photoshopped covers for major artists were all the rage, this plastic asexual looking "woman" on this cover just blows ever two dollar CD cover out of the water. It looks terrible but I'm hoping it's just a promo since it isn't excatly a square. I'm sure we aren't the only ones bitching. I just can't imagine anyone thinking that looks attractive. What the fuck is that half coat thing and the sixities hair? And the grease? It looks more like a cover of a tranni prono than a collection of hit songs from a major labeled aritst.

one more tug and you can see her hoo hoo.

why does she always look like a skanky ho? and who is this cover supposed to appeal to? little catholic school girls? little want to be whores? kevin federline? her mom?

Why couldn't she at least name her greatest hits album after one of her own ("original") songs?
And she looks very oily.
[Edited 10/10/04 12:33pm]

latest brit pics on stereogum.com....much different than the album cover, eh? airbrushing works wonders.


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