Janet is notorious for rescheduling dates on her tour for the lamest of reasons.

Last time it was chipping a tooth or stubbing a toe. There have been countless other excuses as well.

With rumors of a Damita Jo tour in the works, lets stock Janet up with some fresh ideas since she can't come up with any of her own.

I'll go first.

"Sorry Cleveland. Rebbie's on vacation and I need to find another babysitter."

GangstaFam said:

For whom?

OdysseyMiles said:

Don't you know? Her secret lovechild.

Janet had the sniffles and almost cancelled her Buffalo show.

hangnail.

some weave glue dripped in my eye and I cant see.

Go back to your Madonna threads.

not enough tranqulizers in the blood stream.

did too many situps today... can't bend over ... or sit down... therefore so i don't compromise my artistic integrity instead of not doing the Come Back to Me, Let's Wait Awhile, Again medly i do on a stool with David Barry sitting next to me... i need to cancel the show

or

A troll came out from under a bridge and ate all the elf's in the fantasy section of the show
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gotta take Jermaine Dupri to speech therapy

Staying home with Terry and Jimmy to raid their record collection to find new songs to sample on my next album

due to term limits i can longer be president of the Rhythm Nation

found1 said:

Oh shit! I am dying over here.

VoicesCarry said:

Where's your True Blue avatar?

GangstaFam said:

Dead in the pile of lost org memories. I got way too much flack for it.

GangstaFam said:

See that would have been funny if it had been Beyonce, who apparently never leaves the house without a weave.

VoicesCarry said:

Why? Cuz it's Madonna? It's a great picture. Maybe her best.

GangstaFam said:

Yes. Many variations on "You dont' have the authority to comment on XXXX artist because just look at your avatar."

VoicesCarry said:

Yes, I've run into the same thing. Apparently it's physically impossible to like serious and "credible" music and enjoy pop songs as well.

Being into music shouldn't be a chore or something to study. It's all about what you like and what moves you.

GangstaFam said:

Yeah, well, I didn't want to put up with that bullshit, so I got rid of it.



"Problem.....solved. Alright?"

You know what, the one and only time I was supposed to go see her on the Rhythm Nation tour, she canceled it and never rescheduled. Then she was on the MTV music awards two days later.

1. Her other breast is jealous and won't perform.

2. Has to go bail Mikey out of jail.

3. Has to visit Tito at Kinko's.

4. Working on a new track with Justin.

5. Talent malfunction.

6. Crunched abs too hard in pre-show workout.

7. Belly button not looking "friendly" enough.

8. Jermaine Dupri keeping Janet currently otherwise "occupied."

9. Must feed her Black Cat.

10. Good Times reunion.

realized her HS diploma from "Fame" isn't real and has to attend Night School

subhuman09 said:

subhuman09 said:

Lettermanesque. Except Dave wouldn't say #5 because he has a crush on Janet.

CinisterCee said:

Not that that'd ever happen or anything...




It's alright with me edit.
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Supernova said:

probably not after her appearance on his show earlier this year.

"Superbowl?" .... "I don't want to talk about that." "Michael?".... "I don't want to talk about that." "Boyfriend?" .... "I don't want to talk about that." "Album?" .... "I don't want to talk about that. Let's talk about my multiple personalities, DamitaJo and Strawberry."


She should just keep her ass at home next time.

GrayKing said:

No, especially after that. Madonna fams' hostilities notwithstanding.

I actually had tickets to All 4 U Tour but due to one of her infamous cancellations, I didn't get to see her.

So that's why I laugh @ this thread.