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All-time stupidest lyrics What are some of the dumbest lyrics you've ever heard in a song? Even a song you like.
I have a few: LL Cool J - I Need Love "I need your ruby red lips, sweet face and all. I love you more than a man who's ten feet tall." Backstreet Boys-All I Have To Give "Does his gifts come from the heart?", "Does his friends get all your time" Yes, they DOES. Des'ree - Life "I don't wanna see a ghost. It's the sight that I fear most. I'd rather have a piece of toast" Those are probably the most asinine, yet funniest lyrics ever. They sound like something a 6-year-old wrote. Nelly - Pimp Juice "You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you rushin'" Pure genius. [This message was edited Tue Jul 20 19:18:33 2004 by Leelee] | |
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" Oh what a feelin'...when yer dancin' on the ceiling..."
again "...all you need ...is justa touch...of mojo hand....." | |
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Hmmm...this'll take some time.
But along the lines of lyrics by LL Cool J (who I actually do like), the intro to I'm Bad has a cop speaking over the radio about a fugitive -- that'd be LL Cool J. The description he uses to describe this man who is, apparently, very bad: Calling all cars, calling all cars. Be on the lookout for a tall, light-skinned brother with dimples Ay, yi, yi. That'll give you cred. | |
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MrTation said: " Oh what a feelin'...when yer dancin' on the ceiling..."
again That song is so lame. Unfortunately, one of my earliest memories is that music video. I used to love it. I thought "Wow, they're dancing on the ceiling, that's so cool" Now it makes me cringe. | |
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" Dah Ha, Dah Ha, Dah ha ha ha... I'm the Rapping Duke "
And even though I love this song for fun, Frankie Smith's " Double Dutch bus " and the gerbil jumble speak is annoying over time. Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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this entire sond should qualify for the Stupid Hall Of Fame:
How many kinds, where can we start? Yeah, we like them dumb and we like them smart. I like the ones with the pretty eyes, Well i like all kinds of guys. Stop. What happened, how about the ones we especially like? Which ones? You know the ones with the cars that go.. I hear you.. Hit it! It was me and the possy with Bunny (G) We were cruising in the Jag or the Lambourgini, When low and behold there appeared a mirage, He was hooking up a car in his daddy's garage. We stopped short, did a double take, He was looking so fly, I thought I wasn't awake. He was obviously hooking up bass, I asume, But then he turned a little button and the car went boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. We like them short, and we like them tall, We like them one, and we like them all. They're always adding speakers when they find the room, Coz they know we like the guys with the cars that go boom. And see my boyfriend really knows where it's at, He's got 50 inch woofers all along the back. He makes a comment on going to my room, But I'd rather stay out with his car that goes boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. Now if your car ain't got it, go out and get it, We like the boom and don't you forget it. So turn down the treble, and flaunt your bass, So your car can be heard almost any place. Coz when you're in the street you can't go far, Without hearing the boom pouring out your car. So if your speaker's weak, then please turn it off, Coz we like the cars that sound so tough. We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. Everybody just beep your horn Everybody just beep your horn if you hear us, Now clap! Hit it! Beep, beep beep beep beep! Come on everybody! Hey, hey hey hey hey! Beep, beep beep beep beep! Space for sale... | |
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sosgemini said: this entire sond should qualify for the Stupid Hall Of Fame:
We like the cars, the cars that go boom, We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. We like the cars, the cars that go boom. We're Tigre and Bunny and we like the boom. Boom, boom, etc... Yeah, but that's GOOD bad! Love that stupid song. | |
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When you want it the most there's no easy way out
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LFO-Summer Girls
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer Do you remember, Do you remember? ...when we met..That summer?? [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 1] Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span, Met you one summer and it all began Your the best girl that I ever did see, The great Larry Bird Jersey 33 When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad, Left one day and never came back Stayed all summer then went back home, Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Chorus] New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits Chinese food makes me sick. And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish, But she's been gone since that summer.. Since that summer [Verse 2] Cheery Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie Used to hate school so I had to play hookie, Always been hip to the B-boY Style Known to act wild and make girls smile, Love New Edition and the Candy Girl Remind me of you because you rock my world You come from Georgia where the peaches grow They drink lemonade and speak real slow You love hip hop and rock n roll Dad took off when you were 4 years old There was a good man named Paul Revere I feel much better baby when you're near You love fun dip and cherry Coke, I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch [Repeat Chorus] Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on, Shake and wigle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like, I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Verse 3] Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks My mind takes me back there oh so quick Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees Call you up but whats the use I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose Came in the door said it before,I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure When I met you I said my name was Rich You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch repeat Chorus [Bridge] In the summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summer girls come and summer girls go Some are worth while and some are so so, Summertime girls got it goin on Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song Summertime girls are the kind I like I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike [Repeat Chorus] Four strings across the bridge. Ready to carry me over,Over the quavers, drunk in the bars,Out of the realm of the orchestra | |
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HelloKittyIsMyFriend said: LFO-Summer Girls
Haha, I was just about to mention that song. So many boy bands have stupid song lyrics but LFO takes the cake. More dumb lyrics: R Kelly- Ignition (REMIX) "It's like Murder She Wrote once I get you out them clothes" The whole song is a mess, actually, but this lyric really bothers me. What does that old Angela Lansbury show have to do with him having sex with this girl? Does he mean that he's going to jail after it's over? Any ideas? [This message was edited Wed Jul 21 2:58:31 2004 by Leelee] | |
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"I love you like a fat kid loves cake" | |
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'whats she gonna look like with a chimney on her'
PRETTY FLAMIN STOOPID I SAY | |
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Keep it nice and quiet, keep it nice and quiet
'The hell was that? (Hey y'all, I thought we bust this new hype before) All across the land (New dance commercial take 2) Rio, Marbella - we gettin' stupid ha, Germany, Paris France - we gettin' stupid yeah, Stockholm Sweden, we love ya Let me shed, it's easier said code red Bust the new groove just hyped 4 the jughead Bass thumpin' everybody's doin the bumpin' Oops, I slipped on a move I think it's time 2 bust somethin' Sleazy, but cool and easy ("Is this the right one?") Yeah - this is 4 the hood Better keep it greasy Better yet on a smooth tip I don't wanna sweat I want my slimmie 2 get with this Move your head and shoulders from side 2 side Take your back foot, and then u let it slide Yo, in a fade motion, lots of attitude, coast 2 coast Then u're floatin' homeboys boastin' - U made his skeeze freeze U've been chosen, P Ladies and gentlemen, NPG introduces the... Jughead (Jughead) Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead) Come on, get stupid, get stupid Kickin' the jughead (jughead) Oh yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite Kickin' the jughead, yeah (Doin' the jughead) Wait a minute, what's he doin'? (get stupid, get stupid) Well, Mack daddy in the house over there What u doin' dawg? ("Gettin' busy G, kickin' the jughead") Yeah, baby's gettin' busy in my face Cold housin' a future Everything has been well placed This daddy's 2 fly He bust the jughead as he floats to the other side U watch the rotation, there's a bit of hesitation This is some new hype stuff u're facin' U gotta come with a new git The J-U-G-H-E-A-D, and I'm flowin' with it U could say I'm on a roll NPG and y'all, and we're gettin' bold, oh Yes - bold steps must be taken 2 bump a nation their scrutiny is what I'm facin' As u pump the volume to what I'm sayin' U'd catch me dead before you catch me Doin' anything but the... Jughead (Jughead) Yeah, we gettin' funky in the house tonite Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead) Get stupid, get stupid Kickin' the jughead (jughead) Yo, yo, we gettin' funky in the house tonite Kickin' the jughead, ha ha (Doin' the jughead) (get stupid, get stupid) Don't worry if you're lookin' silly Look over here at me, workin' 4 Willie (check it out man, check it out) Gettin' busy in the corner (Oh yes, is that Levi?!) Holdin' my own - u think I'm posin' I'm just frozen on an upbeat Clockin' a freak in a low pro U know - discreet Baby was laughing But before a "no" was even said She's on the dance floor Next beat kickin' the jughead (jughead) Yeah - (get funky in the house tonight) Get funky Kickin' the jughead (Doin' the jughead) (come on, come on) Get stupid, get stupid Kickin' the jughead (well, jughead) What's up with that? (Dis one's mine, T) (get funky in the house tonite) Huh, I thought so, yeah (jughead) (get stupid, get stupid) Yo - Margaya (jughead) Yeah - we gettin' funky (get funky in the house tonite) Yeah - say Rio - yeah, (doin' the jughead) What about New York? - yeah (get stupid, get stupid) LA? - yeah (well, jughead) get funky - yeah (get funky in the house tonite) Atlanta, G.A. - yeah (doin' the jughead) We gettin' funky in the house tonight (get stupid, get stupid) Yeah, homey, kick it just like that Yeah, homey, kick it just like that Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (yeah) Yeah, homey, kick it just like that Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (go) Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (go) Yeah, homey, kick it just like that Yeah, homey, kick it just like that (jughead) Boy, we gettin' international In the house (gettin' funky in the house tonight) That's right We gettin' international In the house We want this one 2 go worldwide Huh, that's right worldwide Not state-side Give it up... M... P... L... S... Who turn the mother out? M... P... L... S Who turn the mother out? Oh yeah - That's what I'm sayin' (get funky) That's what I'm sayin' That's what I'm sayin' Who turn the mother out? (That's what I'm sayin') Tony, you were excellent (That's what I'm sayin') What you need is a manager (That's what I'm sayin') For what? I can make you... Money minders are like parasites They pose and wheelers and Dealers for your rights. And most Companies say that you need em! Not me... But I've kicked back, observed, and I'm honest... Watched 'em bleed 'em Artists young and old I can bring you to the top! Where'd this unwritten law come from anyway? That years after the contract you should Still be gettin' paid? Boy, I go broke And hit the skids before I take care of A rich sucker's kids. Hell, My contract... A contract ain't no pension plan, My contract... Years after this my kids are still Gonna make the grand. Tony, you... And you laugh at my brother Little Richard When he says you ain't gave him nothing. Let's leave him out of this Hell, that ain't no joke. His songs are still sellin', that man Could die broke. So fellow artists, U need me... Push for yours, and watch for Mr. Money Minder, as we settle the score. Tony... Ow! | |
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"These chicks don't even know the name of my BAYND"
. [This message was edited Tue Jul 20 23:18:35 2004 by IceTen] "he don't want me to whoop his hero, Eric Clapton, but i'm a get in that azzz!!"
- Prince, "Glam Slam Boogie". IceTen, the orger AKA mrdespues, who has obviously run out of replies in that account. | |
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a girl band called Lillix they had a song out not too long ago with the lyric
"And i wake up Put on my makeup Pick up the phone Nobody's home I need to break out Get me some takeout" stupid stupid stupid... I need to break out Get me some takeout hahha Check it out ...Shiny Toy Guns R gonna blowup VERY soon and bring melody back to music..you heard it here 1st! http://www.myspacecomment...theone.mp3 | |
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blur - parklife
John's got brewer's droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons, they love a bit of it | |
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Most of the Boney M. stuff. I'm a huge fan though, I got most of their stuff
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Van Halen – “Why Can’t This Be Love?”
“Only time will tell If we’ll stand the test of time” "She made me glad to be a man" | |
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Blondie "Rapture" (1981)
Don't get me wrong,I love this song,but the rap is a little on the crazy side...lol... "And the man from Mars stopped eating cars and eating bars and now he only eats guitars" | |
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DavidEye said: Blondie "Rapture" (1981)
Don't get me wrong,I love this song,but the rap is a little on the crazy side...lol... "And the man from Mars stopped eating cars and eating bars and now he only eats guitars" Love the song and the band, but the rap was wickety-wickety WACK! Oh, and any R. Kelly song.... Ok, more specifically: You remind me of my jeep; I wanna ride it Something like my sounds, I wanna pump it Girl you look just like my cars; I wanna wax it And something like my bank account, I wanna spend it Little Red Corvette it ain't. | |
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I don't know about stupid lyrics but I'm sorry the all-time stupidest song in my opinion is "Don't Worry, Be Happy". A lot of people call "Double Dutch Bus" a stupid song but I love that one.
Wait a minute.....stupid lyrics.....ANYTHING by Weird Al Yankovic. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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"Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' WHAT!"
All time stupidest song on the planet. | |
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piece said: "I love you like a fat kid loves cake"
wow i like that one..shit i wish someone would tell me that. Love the song and the band, but the rap was wickety-wickety WACK!
there u go..the lyric describes it self perfectly. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it! | |
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Will Smith...."You saw my blinker, Bitch!"
Dumbest song ever....I hate that I even remember it. Smooches;) | |
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"I'm not a girl; not yet a woman"....so basically, you're either a child or an it. I hate that retarded song. SPREAD LOVE UNTIL THE SUN'S FINAL RISE--The Duality a.k.a. "WYNTER SKYE" | |
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Madonna's 'tell me'
(Tell the rain not to drop) Tell the bed not to lay Like a open mouth of a grave, yeah Not to stare up at me Like a calf down on its knees i hate it when people write lines for the sake of rhyming...Justin Timberlake has the worst lyrics... There's nothing else that I have seen There's no getting around it Or in between You're out of this world Except you're not green Look You don't know what you mean To me MJ You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable Kanye West I drink a boost for breakfast, and ensure for dizzert Somebody ordered pancakes I just sip the sizzurp That right there could drive a sane man bizzerk Not to worry y'll Mr. H 2 the Izzo's back to wizzerk | |
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estelle1981 said: "I'm not a girl; not yet a woman"....so basically, you're either a child or an it. I hate that retarded song.
i always took as her admitting shes really a man thats had a sex change surgery. i 4get what u call thos. here goes one: "m & m killers playing mickey mouse games" and every other lyric n Dance On Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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AshK said:[quote]Madonna's 'tell me'
(Tell the rain not to drop) Tell the bed not to lay Like a open mouth of a grave, yeah Not to stare up at me Like a calf down on its knees i hate it when people write lines for the sake of rhyming u aint the only one...every other word n hey mr tamborine man by bob dylan rhymed. i put up wit it 4 like the first minute but man did that shit get irritatin after a while. Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
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AC/DC--Touch too Much
"She had the face of an angel smiling with sin The body of Venus....with arms" Check this song out at:
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just off the top of my head...
Duran Duran -Hungry Like The Wolf ..."I smell like I sound I'm lost and I'm found..." (WTF) and a lot of the Beastie Boys stuff ("License To Ill" album) | |
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