And he wants you to entertain him. What would you do?

I would pop in my Graffiti Bridge VHS and make him answer the Burning Question: What the F%@ck Were You Thinking?

shockadelica869 said:

I usually entertain guests by showing them my bootleg collection. So I dunno...

porno collection, yeeeessss!!!

LOL @ Calhoun

Show him how to properly grill an inch-thick steak, extra bloody in the middle, then have a beer-chugging contest.

There's a JW church only half a mile away from my home so maybe if he dislikes my boot collection, he can go there.

I have a purple Fender Strat. Maybe I would show it off to him.

CalhounSq said:

he'd mess your sofa....

if he were on my sofa (that is, if i had a sofa for 'im to sit on), i'd pop in my sanford and son dvd so we'd be laughin for a couple hours.

I would ask him about LADY CAB DRIVER!!Then I would take a Photo with him!!AND keep on thanking hime 4 all the music that come from him and lives inside of me!!!THE MAN IS GOD!!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

stains add character

CalhounSq said:

i can't believe you....

I would just hope he doesn't fall asleep since apparently that's where the missus has him bunk down after a particularly nasty fight.

If he was able to stay awake I would offer him some soy milk and kick his ass on NCAA Football 2004 for Playstation 2. Since basketball is his game, he would not stand a chance!


"Okay Prince. Loser has to play a two hour acoustic set..."

shockadelica869 said:

Do a strip tease for him.....

I'd pull out my laptop and direct him to the PHOTOSHOP thread. That's sure to entertain!

damn...he'd be bored ass fuck....


maybe talk about religion, ask how does it feel to be 5'2, watch a movie...then ask him to leave cuz his ass been here too fucking long...shit.

Rhondab said:

First, I'd ask him WTF is he doing in my house. Then I'd tell him if he wants entertainment, he's come to the wrong place. After that, I'd tell him to get his ass of my sofa and go make me a sandwich.

He'd be very bored ova my crib also, maybe torture him wit some 50 cent or Lil John and da Eastside Boys to get the club crunk. Um prolly make him some collard greens but since he don't eat meat leave out the neckbones, even tho I know he would eat it anyway...lol Take pics of him, then kick em out...lol

IrristibleTriccc4U2NV said:

more like go and make himself a sammich...

know what? i just changed my mind--we wouldn't be watchin sanford and son, i'd be crackin jokes with 'im. see if we could go and prank call a couple folks.

I dunno, watch a movie or something. Dogma would be fun.





Mebbe steal his shoes.




Make him eat somethin.

We would make a scrapbook of Monster Truck pictures.

HobbesLeCute said:

Well, we'd go in my kitchen first. He can make me some blueberry pancakes T

hen I'd pull out my CD's and I'd ask every question I've ever had about a song and what inspired him to write it.

He can give me a piano and guitar lesson, then I'd kick his butt on Sax

THen we can go to the park and hoop! It'll be so easy to cross him over with them heels on.

THen we'd drive around everywhere: my job, visit with friends and family.

Finally he can call Rhonda over I can here my girlfriend now "Oh lord, here we go wit this Rhonda chick again..."

Sounds like fun huh?

at this entire thread

I'LL ENTERTAIN HIM BY SHOWING HIM I HOW GOOD I AM WITH A REMOTE CONTROL, I'LL
PULL OUT THE VACUM CLEANER AND TELL HIM TO GET TO CLEANING!!!

We'd eat cereal and watch Sunday Night Sex Show on my Tivo.

OR, I could gag him, put him on the floor on his hands and knees with his wrists tied to the legs of a chair, flog him until a few minutes after he begged for mercy, and show him where his prostate gland is, all while telling him about the philosophical basis for my athiesm.


It's a tossup for me. I'll give him the option and let him choose.

Show him videotapes of me performing...

I would talk about Larry G and make him some tea. Then if the timing was right, I would ask him if he wanted to play some basketball.

purplesmoke said: