he sings New Power Soul every time mine starts up...

No, I used to have "Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful" as my startup but I changed it some time ago to "Welcome to the real world" from The Matrix. My shutdown has been for years, and will remain forever Spock saying "Live long and prosper".

not any more. Mine used to open up with "Oh Yea!" from the start of Sign o the Times and close down to "No!" from the beginning of Alphabet St. But now it opens with jason mewes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back "Snootchie Bootchie, who the fuck talks like that? That is fuckin baby talk!" and closes with Nic Cage "Let's go, let's go, I'm bored, let's go" from Face Off. I think its time I put some P back on...

Mine says "Lovesexy" when it starts up. I also have a clip taken from a boot of "Superfunkicalifragisexy" that sounds like he was goosed when it happened.

I don't have a wav but my desktop picture is the 'Lets Pretend We're Married' picture.

I have clips off of the Gold experience on there, replacing just about every sound the puter made before.

When the computer starts up, it plays the beginning 10-12 seconds of P control.
I also assigned a clip of that computer sound between songs.
The error sound was replaced by the "Please access another experience" with the computer crash sound.

When it shuts down, it plays the "Shut up already, damn!" part of housquake.

In Outlook I have the clip "Hey You, Get out on that dance floor" from the extended Mountains song as a meeting reminder.


That's what you can do on a slow day at work, I suppose.

Start: piano intro from "Venus de milo"
End: "Shut up already"-part from "Housequake"

Damn! I didn't even know you could do that! I better pull up my help menu!

I got the scream from the intro of "get off" when my computer boots up. Actually, anytime that you would normally hear the microsoft wave, you hear the "get off" scream instead.