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Thread started 05/09/04 6:15am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

Let's Kidnap Prince!!!!

Who's with me??? hmm

We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field, tie him up like the scene from Superfunkicalifragisexy on the lovesexy tour video, feed him red meat so he get's back his red bloodedness, force him 2 watch tons of the hardest german porn movies 4 18 hours per day, basically retune his brain and brainwash him back in2 the sex freak he was... woot!

Then maybe he'll start releasing some nasty songs again

disbelief I miss those nasty songs

Who's with me, Im doing it @ around 2pm on Saturday 29 May (which I here is the time when he takes his woosy tofu and mint tea break, I've already bookedmy flight and bought my camaflague gear, gloves and hog-tie rope evil
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Reply #1 posted 05/09/04 6:16am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

I can't spell and my grammar's terrible disbelief
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Reply #2 posted 05/09/04 6:17am

FunnyWayOfStop
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But on the other hand I have a delightful singing voice biggrin
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Reply #3 posted 05/09/04 6:18am

NEWPOWERBABY

if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/09/04 6:23am

FunnyWayOfStop
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NEWPOWERBABY said:

if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol

no no no!
U can have him only after he released @ least 4 more sexually frustrated albums with some depraved lyrics smile
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Reply #5 posted 05/09/04 6:26am

NEWPOWERBABY

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

NEWPOWERBABY said:

if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol

no no no!
U can have him only after he released @ least 4 more sexually frustrated albums with some depraved lyrics smile

okay cool
lol

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[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:27:21 2004 by NEWPOWERBABY]
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Reply #6 posted 05/09/04 6:28am

AndGodCreatedM
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wave I'm with you nod


Let's work out the details batting eyes





spelling edit sad
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]
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Reply #7 posted 05/09/04 6:29am

FunnyWayOfStop
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COME ON Y'ALL THERE'S ENOUGH OF US ON THIS ORG (AND WE ALL KNOW WHERE HE LIVES) nod
We could storm Paisley Park or wherever he's living, drug him with some date-rape shit, put a schoolboy uniform on him and walk that little man out holding his hand, everyone will think he's just a kid being taken 2 school, then we Patty Hearst the little Purple Pimp until he remember's why he's making music (basically so I have a new album 2 fuck 2 every year) neutral
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Reply #8 posted 05/09/04 6:39am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

AndGodCreatedMe said:

wave I'm with you nod


Let's work out the details batting eyes





spelling edit sad
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]


Okay people listen Up!!! This Team Leader Funnyway on Operation 'Purple Pinch'- We're gonna pinch the Purple pimp and get back some over due funk...

NewpowerBaby... Ur on security duty. U take care of the alarm systems and security camera's smile

AGCM... U take care of the getaway Van. Blacked-out windows and cushions in the back.
Plus U get some supplies of Captain crunch in case he gets hungry
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Reply #9 posted 05/09/04 6:40am

TheBluePrince

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What about 'Tyrone'? He'll kick all of our asses!
Blue music
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Reply #10 posted 05/09/04 6:42am

bananacologne

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I can't spell and my grandmar's terrible disbelief


What's she got 2 do with this? hmm
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Reply #11 posted 05/09/04 6:43am

JDINTERACTIVE

Another dumbass thread. neutral
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]
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Reply #12 posted 05/09/04 6:45am

AndGodCreatedM
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

wave I'm with you nod


Let's work out the details batting eyes





spelling edit sad
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe]


Okay people listen Up!!! This Team Leader Funnyway on Operation 'Purple Pinch'- We're gonna pinch the Purple pimp and get back some over due funk...

NewpowerBaby... Ur on security duty. U take care of the alarm systems and security camera's smile


AGCM... U take care of the getaway Van. Blacked-out windows and cushions in the back.
Plus U get some supplies of Captain crunch in case he gets hungry


No problem baby...i can do that nod so that means i can feed him? biggrin

Blacked out windows?? No problem! wink

And then what? confuse
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Reply #13 posted 05/09/04 6:57am

jn2

german porn movies shake they're horrific
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Reply #14 posted 05/09/04 7:11am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Another dumbass thread. neutral
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]

Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread neutral
[This message was edited Sun May 9 7:12:03 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]
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Reply #15 posted 05/09/04 7:16am

bananacologne

I like bread. Especially that wholegrain stuff - u know the type that's kinda nutty, mmmm nice.
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Reply #16 posted 05/09/04 7:20am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

Right, any1 know any mind control David Blaine shit so we can brainwash P...and oh yeah, we need somebody who can really bitch slap P when he get's outta line, US forces style biggrin
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Reply #17 posted 05/09/04 7:20am

bananacologne

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Reply #18 posted 05/09/04 7:25am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

bananacologne said:



Yeah Baby, That's what I'm talkin' about... woot!

Who's got the rubber gloves neutral
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Reply #19 posted 05/09/04 7:26am

JDINTERACTIVE

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Another dumbass thread. neutral
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE]

Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread neutral
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finger that's from JaneyPoos aswell.
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Reply #20 posted 05/09/04 7:30am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

JDINTERACTIVE said:

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:


Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread neutral
[This message was edited Sun May 9 7:12:03 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]


love that's from JaneyPoos aswell.


thankQ
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Reply #21 posted 05/09/04 7:30am

bananacologne

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Reply #22 posted 05/09/04 7:36am

Handclapsfinga
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field,

your dastardly "scheme" would stop right there, as there are no barns anywhere here in mpls.

confused
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Reply #23 posted 05/09/04 8:31am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field,

your dastardly "scheme" would stop right there, as there are no barns anywhere here in mpls.

confused


Y'all got a Wendy's?
We could hide him in a wendy's toilet.
No sane person ever goes in2 a wendy's toilet.
We could have him up in there 4 months smile
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Reply #24 posted 05/09/04 8:36am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

Only one problem though hmmm

Gooey and Velvet Roper might try and break the muthfucka out...
Like this



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Reply #25 posted 05/09/04 9:37pm

GeSmi1

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Only one problem though hmmm

Gooey and Velvet Roper might try and break the muthfucka out...
Like this



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Okay...I think this has gone to far.

I mean, what if someone thinks your serious?

Okay, I'm in. razz

I can do something I'm sure.

All I want to hear is "Erotic City"...so...can I leave after that?

I really don't want to get in trouble. lol

GeSmi1
Baby, Baby, Baby...what's it going 2 b?
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Reply #26 posted 05/09/04 9:45pm

Zelaira

No! Never! But sometimes I do Wish Prince would Come with me like in one of those Old Yellow Volkswagon Buses and ya Know just Make Love Outside in a Tent Underneath the Stars. Something real Hippie like. Plus I think I would have a HUGE,Huge Orgasm if I Ever saw Prince wearing like some Flowery Shirt,Bellbottoms and like Platform Beige like Buffalo Sandles but that's like a LENNY Thing. But Prince would Kill me . I would dig on Roasting Toasted Marshmellows with Prince on the Beach and Rollerskating on the Boardwalk of Venice Beach.
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Reply #27 posted 05/09/04 9:46pm

nesseone

NEWPOWERBABY said:

if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol

yeah, me too.....so i cant help, sorry. Id be pretty selfish with him once I had him
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Reply #28 posted 05/09/04 9:48pm

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I'm in! Absolutely!

Now I just need a way to get to mpls. from the Oregon coast :p
[This message was edited Sun May 9 21:52:08 2004 by overcast]
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Reply #29 posted 05/09/04 9:55pm

Kissmequick

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Zelaira said:

No! Never! But sometimes I do Wish Prince would Come with me like in one of those Old Yellow Volkswagon Buses and ya Know just Make Love Outside in a Tent Underneath the Stars. Something real Hippie like. Plus I think I would have a HUGE,Huge Orgasm if I Ever saw Prince wearing like some Flowery Shirt,Bellbottoms and like Platform Beige like Buffalo Sandles but that's like a LENNY Thing. But Prince would Kill me . I would dig on Roasting Toasted Marshmellows with Prince on the Beach and Rollerskating on the Boardwalk of Venice Beach.




hug ....you never cease to make me smile.
pray God bless everyone. NO exceptions. pray
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