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Let's Kidnap Prince!!!! Who's with me??? 
We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field, tie him up like the scene from Superfunkicalifragisexy on the lovesexy tour video, feed him red meat so he get's back his red bloodedness, force him 2 watch tons of the hardest german porn movies 4 18 hours per day, basically retune his brain and brainwash him back in2 the sex freak he was... 
Then maybe he'll start releasing some nasty songs again  I miss those nasty songs
Who's with me, Im doing it @ around 2pm on Saturday 29 May (which I here is the time when he takes his woosy tofu and mint tea break, I've already bookedmy flight and bought my camaflague gear, gloves and hog-tie rope  | |
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I can't spell and my grammar's terrible | |
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But on the other hand I have a delightful singing voice  | |
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if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol | |
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NEWPOWERBABY said: if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol
U can have him only after he released @ least 4 more sexually frustrated albums with some depraved lyrics  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: NEWPOWERBABY said: if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol
U can have him only after he released @ least 4 more sexually frustrated albums with some depraved lyrics okay cool 
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 I'm with you 
Let's work out the details 
spelling edit  [This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe] | |
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COME ON Y'ALL THERE'S ENOUGH OF US ON THIS ORG (AND WE ALL KNOW WHERE HE LIVES)
We could storm Paisley Park or wherever he's living, drug him with some date-rape shit, put a schoolboy uniform on him and walk that little man out holding his hand, everyone will think he's just a kid being taken 2 school, then we Patty Hearst the little Purple Pimp until he remember's why he's making music (basically so I have a new album 2 fuck 2 every year)  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: I'm with you
Let's work out the details
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[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe] Okay people listen Up!!! This Team Leader Funnyway on Operation 'Purple Pinch'- We're gonna pinch the Purple pimp and get back some over due funk... NewpowerBaby... Ur on security duty. U take care of the alarm systems and security camera's
AGCM... U take care of the getaway Van. Blacked-out windows and cushions in the back. Plus U get some supplies of Captain crunch in case he gets hungry | |
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What about 'Tyrone'? He'll kick all of our asses! Blue  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: I can't spell and my grandmar's terrible
What's she got 2 do with this? | |
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Another dumbass thread. [This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE] | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: AndGodCreatedMe said: I'm with you
Let's work out the details
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[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:29:39 2004 by AndGodCreatedMe] Okay people listen Up!!! This Team Leader Funnyway on Operation 'Purple Pinch'- We're gonna pinch the Purple pimp and get back some over due funk... NewpowerBaby... Ur on security duty. U take care of the alarm systems and security camera's
AGCM... U take care of the getaway Van. Blacked-out windows and cushions in the back. Plus U get some supplies of Captain crunch in case he gets hungry No problem baby...i can do that so that means i can feed him?
Blacked out windows?? No problem! 
And then what?  | |
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german porn movies  they're horrific | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: Another dumbass thread.
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE] Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread [This message was edited Sun May 9 7:12:03 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice] | |
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I like bread. Especially that wholegrain stuff - u know the type that's kinda nutty, mmmm nice. | |
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Right, any1 know any mind control David Blaine shit so we can brainwash P...and oh yeah, we need somebody who can really bitch slap P when he get's outta line, US forces style | |
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bananacologne said: Yeah Baby, That's what I'm talkin' about...
Who's got the rubber gloves | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: JDINTERACTIVE said: Another dumbass thread.
[This message was edited Sun May 9 6:44:16 2004 by JDINTERACTIVE] Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread
[This message was edited Sun May 9 7:12:03 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]  that's from JaneyPoos aswell. | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Another Dumbass replying 2 another dumbass thread
[This message was edited Sun May 9 7:12:03 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]  that's from JaneyPoos aswell.thankQ | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field,
your dastardly "scheme" would stop right there, as there are no barns anywhere here in mpls.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: We could take him 2 an abandoned barn in the middle of a Minneopolis field,
your dastardly "scheme" would stop right there, as there are no barns anywhere here in mpls. Y'all got a Wendy's? We could hide him in a wendy's toilet. No sane person ever goes in2 a wendy's toilet. We could have him up in there 4 months | |
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Only one problem though 
Gooey and Velvet Roper might try and break the muthfucka out... Like this 
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Only one problem though
Gooey and Velvet Roper might try and break the muthfucka out... Like this
Okay...I think this has gone to far. I mean, what if someone thinks your serious? Okay, I'm in. 
I can do something I'm sure. All I want to hear is "Erotic City"...so...can I leave after that? I really don't want to get in trouble.
GeSmi1 Baby, Baby, Baby...what's it going 2 b? | |
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No! Never! But sometimes I do Wish Prince would Come with me like in one of those Old Yellow Volkswagon Buses and ya Know just Make Love Outside in a Tent Underneath the Stars. Something real Hippie like. Plus I think I would have a HUGE,Huge Orgasm if I Ever saw Prince wearing like some Flowery Shirt,Bellbottoms and like Platform Beige like Buffalo Sandles but that's like a LENNY Thing. But Prince would Kill me . I would dig on Roasting Toasted Marshmellows with Prince on the Beach and Rollerskating on the Boardwalk of Venice Beach. | |
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NEWPOWERBABY said: if I kidnap prince I want to keep him to myself lol
yeah, me too.....so i cant help, sorry. Id be pretty selfish with him once I had him | |
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I'm in! Absolutely!
Now I just need a way to get to mpls. from the Oregon coast :p [This message was edited Sun May 9 21:52:08 2004 by overcast] | |
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Zelaira said: No! Never! But sometimes I do Wish Prince would Come with me like in one of those Old Yellow Volkswagon Buses and ya Know just Make Love Outside in a Tent Underneath the Stars. Something real Hippie like. Plus I think I would have a HUGE,Huge Orgasm if I Ever saw Prince wearing like some Flowery Shirt,Bellbottoms and like Platform Beige like Buffalo Sandles but that's like a LENNY Thing. But Prince would Kill me . I would dig on Roasting Toasted Marshmellows with Prince on the Beach and Rollerskating on the Boardwalk of Venice Beach.
 ....you never cease to make me smile. God bless everyone. NO exceptions. | |
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