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Random question #2... funniest line from a prince song....ready.....set.....go! | |
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The funniest line from a Prince song i think is from "When 2 R N Love" It's the verse when he says " When 2 R N Love they're body shivers with the mere anticipation of penetrating" | |
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Excuse me, baby, I don't mean to be rude/But tonight, I'm just not in the mood/So if you don't mind, I would like to....watch
Cool lyric, but funny as shit...lol.. | |
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Adore..."u can burn up my clothes, smash up my ride....well maybe not the ride" "Life is Death without Adventure and Adventure only comes to those who are Daring"...with that said I ask U...Truth or Dare? | |
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From Irristible Bitch.
"Hell if I know, why I let you drive my car. Don't I know that walking won't get me very far..." 
"...literal people are scary, man literal people scare me out there trying to rid the world of its poetry while getting it wrong fundamentally down at the church of "look, it says right here, see!" - ani difranco | |
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Definitely from the Vanity 6 "Vibrator intro"
"Body massager? Please! Yeah, my back goes out every time my boyfriend leaves!" | |
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The complete lyrics of Moviestar. Too funny! RIP Prince: thank U 4 a funky Time... |
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" Built like she was, huh, she had the nerve 2 ask me
If I planned 2 do her any harm " And... "Hey Ducky, let me stick this 7-inch in the computer" Haaaaa! "Don't use that magical, mysterious, intoxicating, joy, fantastic, fascinating word called LOVE unless U Love me 2 the 9's. This is the only kind of Love that I've been dreaming of. The kind of Love that takes over your body, mind and | |
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"We ain't got no use 4 ice cream without the cake"
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"MovieStar" is funny as hell....my fav line, 'Baby, get the check...(attitude)Get the check my behind, i NEED my money'
"Adore" has a line that i love, 'Heavenly angels staring down on us, they know u r my fix, they know this is serious....i aint fuckin ya for kicks. He muffles the word 'fuckin', but you KNOW what he was sayin. Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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"Girl of My Dreams" has a funny line too....." I need a woman like Leena Horne, known she was funky since the day she was born...'Leena's Momma ask the doctor is it a girl? Doctor said, And How!! Leena smiled, slapped the doctor and said'Sucka, Who runnin thangs now?? Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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"U know this is funky, but I just wish he'd play like he used 2 - old scraggily head sun-of-a SMACK!" - The Everlasting Now
And all of the above | |
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"We Can Funk"....i'm sure i'm hearing this wrong, but the CD doesn't have a lyric sheet, and i'm lost...but sure strikes me as funny.
In the beginning of that song...."i'm just so positive for the funk, i'll gladly pee in anybodies cup, and if your cup overflow, i'll just drink it up, and i'll give some mo'" That's Funky, too funky, stank funky!! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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"How you get them eyes? Them all yo lashes?"
PoomPoom (I was SO sure it was Joint 2 Joint!  )
* Cloreen Baconskin (pretty much the whole damn thing!) Pretty Man (entire song) Movie Star (entire song) * already mentioned: "you can burn up my clothes, smash up my ride... well, maybe not the ride but I gotta have yo face all up in the place" Adore * "you old... Michelline Man... fat!" Tricky (or is it "My Drawers"? can't remember... [This message was edited Fri Feb 22 2:09:39 PST 2002 by CalhounSq]   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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almost forgot the rant @ the end of Do Yourself a Favor
can you tell I like the "old man" voice??? I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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-You dont even know what kinda cereal i like .....wrong captain crunch....."- | |
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When Prince sings in White mansion, 'I could use a new guitar'...and then a sound of a broken guitar plays, that used to make me crack up everytime for strange reasons. I don't know if others found that funny, but I did!
I also agree with Christopher on the cap n' cruch line with him crunching away, it's so casual and too funny also! I love funny people that make me laugh, especially when they don't even know that they're funny:) [This message was edited Fri Feb 22 9:41:48 PST 2002 by lonelyrock] | |
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"i'm gonna grab u by the hips and pump u till I hear my baby say owww!"
-18 and over "She's got more holes than a gold course." -big tall wall "first I'd start out by telling u what an intelligent curve u'r behind has" -lovesexy "what does he do for a living/manage rock stars/who? Prince?/aint that a bitch/that skinny muthafucka with the high voice" -bob george "I just wanna call u'r name but I don't know what 2 say." -ripopgodazippa "Africa, Captain Crunch, Norma Jean, Sex & Cherrios" -all my dreams | |
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Prince concert version of 'Uptown':
"kinda took me by surprise...I didn't know what to do...I just looked her in her eyes...and I said...IS YOUR MOMMA?" Rise up | |
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"when no ones around.... i smell myself"
Pretty Man:lol: "I'm all alone n the waiting room" | |
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if u show me your ..... i'll show you my .....
and also: all she asked was if the rumors were true... i said no i ain dead yet but uh.. what bout u? (not supposed 2 b funny but it is!) style is hailin a cab then u know give em the finger when they pass yo ass -----------------------------------------------------------
If U don't wanna lick my knees..... yo mama will! ----------------------------------------------------------- | |
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Darling Nikki is one of the funniest Prince songs...just the way he talks about Nikki..."met her in a hotel lobby masterbating with a magazine"...."her castle started spinning or maybe it was my brain I can't tell you..." hahaha | |
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