This just in for all the purple folk in the UK. Hot news just in, Yes Lorraine was doing he review of this weeks new stuff and they played a clip of the new video and her comment [which was laced with a screwed up 'i dont get it' kind of face] was 'ooh its a bit mellow'. Damn the Scottish!!. Her co presenter [from Radio 1] was having none of it and raved about how it was 'groove and vibe' and felt the album would do really well. Anyway LK held up a card that read 'Dudd' or something like that.
So looks like the comebacks dead before its even started. Lorraine hath spoken.

Lorraine Kelly is a nothing

and watch ur mouth there are a few scots in here

sorry Serm, i'll rephrase and say 'damn that scot!'

Who? Sorry, can't agree that a comeback can be "over" when someone I've never heard of delares it a "dud".

Jedi, take it from me, Lorraine is like the Dali Lama of Day time TV. Her words cut deep in the nations heart.

Lorraine is evrything hip, cool and fashionable in the UK.



Some people have cruelly dubbed her a talentless airhead, but she can clearly write her name and join the letters up:



Prince's 'comeback' is doomed.

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Get real!

GMTV is the morning opiate for the British underclass.

Turn on, tune in, drop out - no brain required.

clearly Nouveau must live in the underground otherwise this comment would never have been said. You brave , foolish fool. Shit , Lorraines back, look busy.

Before we emigrated 2 the USA in the early 90s, I used 2 watch a breakfast show in the UK called TVAM and she was one of the presenters on that and I didnt think much of her way back then!!!!!
Anyway, when we returned back in 2001, I turned on the TV here and I just couldnt beleive that she was still going!!!!!

She looks like a lower to middle-class housewife on welfare, albeit, clueless as well!!!!

I would have thought Lorraine Kelly NOT liking the Musicology was a good thing, coolness wise. But too mellow? Gee, she must be into thrash metal or something if she thinks that's too mellow.

she's got nice tits.

she on daytime telly
nuff said...

Police! Kindly escort Langebleu from the Org....he has a signed photo of Lorraine Kelly in his possession and is clearly not afraid to use it!!!

Fuck Lorraine (I would!) who was the co-presenter?

Does anyone have those two Readers Wives-esque shots of her?

I haven't seen those in years, I really should have saved them.

since when was PRINCE in need of a "comeback"?

Lorraine in her younger days. WARNING NUDITY AHEAD!!!:

http://www.geocities.com/.../lorr9.htm

http://www.geocities.com/...lorr10.htm

I'm sure i might get a few 's from my fellow Brits for that!

Marrk said:

Thanks for the link Marrk, I THINK those are what I was after, but it's shitty geocities and they've run out of bandwith for the day

Shortly after Tom Jones released Kiss, Lorraine Krankie interviewed him on beakfast t.v. and after the 20sec clip of the dire video claimed that she thought that is was better than Princes original!!!!!

I always suspected mental health issues, but now they're confirmed!!!

bananacologne said:

Funniest thread in a long time, proper Bo I tell thee.

This woman knows absolutely nothing about good music. I have seen her show a few times at the gym in the morning, the woman is desperately trying to be hip and with it, this was the poor sod that was creaming herself over George Michael, Ms Suburbia at its worse. Every word spoken from her mouth is said with the few view of pleasing her audience - she is still stuck in the its cool to dish Prince mode. Why am I wasting my time responding to this imbecile

I EXPECT NUTTIN' BETTER

From that played out hussy.

it was probably her time of the month.

Lorraine Kelley is as relevant to UK TV, as Zeleria's 'I Soaked My Panties While Logging In To The NPGMC' threads are to the Org.

I'm sure P aint worried.

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I remember her "reviewing" the video to Love Thy Will Be Done by Martika back in the day on TVAM. She commented that P wrote it and that it was boring.

she actually said that it was a bit "low-key"

Marrk said:

ha ha ha that is one of the funniest things i have seen for a very long time! well done that man!