O.K., ya'll, why don't we have some fun with this album. Pick you favorite lines from the songs on Musicology. Here are mine's:

From "The Marrying Kind":

"she gonna find out what I like in my eggs..." [priceless!]

"I'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on...you know she eat too much!" [hilarious as shit!]

From "On the Couch"

"'Love Jones' is on the t.v. again baby...and I wanna go down south!" [that's what I'm talkin' 'bout...ladies you feel me?]

"Come on baby, it's undignified to sleep alone...that's what all the people who ain't got nobody do...talking on the phone!" [wow, this rings true in my life!]

From "Life O' the Party"

"I don't care what they say...'he don't play the hits no more, plus I thought he was gay!'"

From "Musicology"

"Can't you hear this old school joint? Don't you ever touch my stereo!!!"

boy, i wuz fine back in th' day!--"icpc"

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

LOL Yes!

And to add to that, in the same song...

"So he hipped her to the funk in exchange for the finance

Prince interjects Money, money, monaaaay"

"Money might talk, but what does it say?"

"'He don't play the hits no more plus I thought he wuz gay'"

"I might be tempted to break the law...'round here." - Call My Name

It has 2 be said

and Eye ain’t never had my nose done
That’s the other guy


[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 10:36:02 2004 by andykeen]

*and I'm paraphrasing...*

Where was I? Oh yes, a gentleman he was. He never spoke about her nose, so prominent because, in the dark, it glowed. And she was only tan instead of soul, lily white. Her name was Dorris, but he called her 'Flo.' As in '-escent'. That ain't right. That ain't right. Flourescent, every night.

Love the Missy line. Looooove it.

mochalox said:

I LOVEEEEE when he retorts, 'round here! That distorted voice he does is the best!!!!!

From Musicology:

"Wish I had a dollar 4 everytime u say Don't us miss the feeling music gave ya back in the day?"

From Illusion, Coma, Pimp and Circimstance:

I love the way he says....."As long as she was playing the host"

From A Million Days:

"Baby I know I shouldn't put my faith in heroes but I can't c u any other way"

From Life O' The Party:

"Why party in your own yard when u can party in mine?"

From Call My Name:

"I just can't stop writing songs about u, I love u so much"

From The Marrying Kind:

"She' gonna miss u at first, but then she's gonna buy me things, that's when I'm gonna lay her 'cross my piano stool and sing 2 her"


d

And don't forget:

"Remember all the way back in the day... when we would compare whose afro was the roundest"

mochalox said:

co-sign


that shit had me laughing for 15 minutes!!

butterfli25 said:

Hee..hee..

Taking a bath in cold Crystall...

From "If eye was the man in ur life"


Was that you that I saw outside the liquor sto,waiting on that fool to purchase what you been dying 4
[This message was edited Thu Apr 22 13:19:56 2004 by CRYSTALBALL]

"Don't you touch my stereo! These is MY records!"

"Just put Ur name on this pre-nup and we can all hit the disco"

"What’s the use when the god of confusion keeps on telling the same lie?"

"Dressed like that, somebody gon' get her!"

"Hangin’ round your neck like a cheap gold chain"

"We tired a-y’all"