And something terrible happened. I had decided to wear hotpants to show my commitment to the princely way of life (and also to promote the musicology single), but as I walked out of the shop, I was surrounded by a gang of thugs who, pushing me to the ground, began throwing copies of "lovesexy" at me saying I was an absolute fool. After a while they were interrupted by a secuirty guard and fled. I gathered my things and limped out into the daylight. As I stood there, I was overwhelmed by a feeling of profound sadness - I began tracing my finger across the word 'musicology' on the album sleeve...

Love your avatar...i love Pauline!