Could it be
I just think that I'm going to hurl
It's plain to see
Just look in there and you'll see my hurl

I was crazy when I bought this, I saw it on the QVC
You should never buy a widget from an infomercial on TV
But it slices and it dices, it even cuts the thing in three
and it comes with lot's of freebies and a ten year warantee

They said "two thousand's all we have better hurry or you're outta time
Send us seven easy payments of just $19.99"

Stop the press, who is that?
Ms. Pac-Man
Ms. Pac-Man
like...Pac-Man, Pac-Man, Pac-Man
Oh...(wakka-wakka)
Ms.: Hi, Pac-man.
Pac-Man: I tried to avoid those ghosts, but I can't
Ms.: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
Stop the press, who the hell is that?
Ms. Pac-Man
She is great, isn't she?
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
I wanna get those ghosts