U haven't jerked off 4 awhile-theer's no one in the house-U put on Ur favourite XXX DVD and U look down at Ur dick and say "scream if U want 2 cos no one's gonna hear U" but then U think ' I could do with some music' ...
So what's the best Prince song 2 have on in the background while U jerk off, spank the monkey, bash the bishop, charm the snake, wank the plank, tug the love, toss off, make love 2 Mrs Hand and her 5 daughters-

1. Jack U Off
2. Gotta stop messing about
3. Gett Off (4 that hard jerk)

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Come on, Funny.

You ain't fooling nobody.

TheFrog said:

I've got a big one

"Young and Beautiful"?

"hello...my name is Funnyway and Im a wankaholic"

Qoute:Funnyway, Wankaholics Annonymous Meeting, London, England,February 12th 2004

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Don't forget next week's meeting's been changed to Tuesday, 9pm, at my place.

See you there,

wat betreft zich is geslacht met somebody wievan u houdt

TheFrog said:

Yeah and this time bring enough tissues

Romance1600 said:

Amo tocar mi propio asno pero prefiero cuando una mujer lo toca

Glam slam a wank with my hand really makes my day

De Slag van Glam een Wank met mijn rechterkant maakt werkelijk mijn dag

O slam de Glam um wank com minha mão faz realmente meu dia


Le claquement de Glam un branler avec ma main fait vraiment mon jour


Glam Knall ein Wank mit meiner Hand bildet wirklich meinen Tag


El golpe de Glam un wank con mi mano derecha realmente hace mi día


IF Y'ALL HEAR WHAT iM TALKING ABOUT PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Nice, and do women like touching your bottom, or is this something they have to be coaxed into?

I find this thread disturbing.....

how about "Right The Wrong"? or "Animal Kingdom"? or "Avalanche"?

Tom said:

Tom

Now Im a freak...and everyone I've ever shagged knows im a freak but....Animals

honey U need 2 prayer.....






Bless him father 4 he know not what species 2 shag

abierman said:

No...This is disturbing

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I sent that to you in confidence, you bastard.

TheFrog said:

Sorry-I'll use the other one...


[This message was edited Thu Mar 11 6:13:30 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice]

Damn!

I'm not sure i can make it through till next Tuesday...

This is where I need the group's support, Funny.

TheFrog said:

OK lets hold hands and say the group motto

I wank every day, I wank every night, I am a wanker.
But If I wank enough I will be all wanked out and my dick will fall off.
Therefore I must wank my life away until I can wank no more.
Only then will I be free.

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

That's not how I remember the last bit. It went:

"Therefore if you must wank,
Put money in the bank,
And use your enormous boner -
By becoming a sperm donor."

TheFrog said:

Oh yeah..that's it!

Hey is this still a Prince site or is it a Masturbation site now?