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Thread started 03/09/04 5:11am

Sly

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If Prince slapped you round the face!

Prince walks up to you in the supermarket and slaps you hard around the face.

As you raise your fist in retaliation he informs you he has a time travel machine in his car that will take you back to the 'small club' gig, or any other moment in Prince history.

If you hit him you lose the opportunity to travel back.

So.. would you hit him, or would you take the chance to travel?

If you choose to travel, what event would you choose?
"London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"

"YEAH!!!"

"Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!"
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Reply #1 posted 03/09/04 5:14am

klaatu

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Sly said:

Prince walks up to you in the supermarket and slaps you hard around the face.

As you raise your fist in retaliation he informs you he has a time travel machine in his car that will take you back to the 'small club' gig, or any other moment in Prince history.

If you hit him you lose the opportunity to travel back.

So.. would you hit him, or would you take the chance to travel?

If you choose to travel, what event would you choose?



He can't slap me in the face I am taller than him!!! (bad joke!!!)
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Reply #2 posted 03/09/04 5:15am

TheFrog

I'd push him to the floor and steal that goddam car before he could put his heels back on. nod
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Reply #3 posted 03/09/04 5:15am

r1ghteousone

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I'd go back to when he changed his name to prince...then I'd hit him. mr.green
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Reply #4 posted 03/09/04 5:16am

TheFrog

r1ghteousone said:

I'd go back to when he changed his name to prince...then I'd hit him. mr.green


falloff

good answer!
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Reply #5 posted 03/09/04 5:19am

FunnyWayOfStop
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I'd kick his ass.




























Sorry that's it....I guess Im just the violent type neutral
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Reply #6 posted 03/09/04 5:22am

Sly

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r1ghteousone said:

I'd go back to when he changed his name to prince...then I'd hit him. mr.green


lol

Very good!
"London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"

"YEAH!!!"

"Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!"
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Reply #7 posted 03/09/04 5:22am

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Sly said:

Prince walks up to you in the supermarket and slaps you hard around the face.

As you raise your fist in retaliation he informs you he has a time travel machine in his car that will take you back to the 'small club' gig, or any other moment in Prince history.

If you hit him you lose the opportunity to travel back.

So.. would you hit him, or would you take the chance to travel?

If you choose to travel, what event would you choose?


More than likely I'd lose my opportunity. My natural reflex would be to sincerely slap the taste out his mouth. shrug Oh well.


But if for some reason I could control that impulse and go along with his shananigans, I would say I would go back to the Celebrations at his house. I sooooo wanted to be there. Time, money, family, always seemed to keep me from making it.
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Reply #8 posted 03/09/04 5:24am

Sly

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I'll give it time, but i can't believe that people here wouldn't turn the other cheek - in order to to see him perform 'little red corvette' for the first time.
"London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"

"YEAH!!!"

"Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!"
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Reply #9 posted 03/09/04 5:30am

Sly

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Incidently, 'Upper Room' is palying 'god created woman'.

What a great song!!!!
"London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"

"YEAH!!!"

"Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!"
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Reply #10 posted 03/09/04 5:43am

Tom

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klaatu said:

Sly said:

Prince walks up to you in the supermarket and slaps you hard around the face.

As you raise your fist in retaliation he informs you he has a time travel machine in his car that will take you back to the 'small club' gig, or any other moment in Prince history.

If you hit him you lose the opportunity to travel back.

So.. would you hit him, or would you take the chance to travel?

If you choose to travel, what event would you choose?



He can't slap me in the face I am taller than him!!! (bad joke!!!)


LMAO!
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Reply #11 posted 03/09/04 5:44am

Tom

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Sly said:

Prince walks up to you in the supermarket and slaps you hard around the face.

As you raise your fist in retaliation he informs you he has a time travel machine in his car that will take you back to the 'small club' gig, or any other moment in Prince history.

If you hit him you lose the opportunity to travel back.

So.. would you hit him, or would you take the chance to travel?

If you choose to travel, what event would you choose?


I'd punch him back to the 80's
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Reply #12 posted 03/09/04 5:47am

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Tom said:

I'd punch him back to the 80's

spit
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Reply #13 posted 03/09/04 5:47am

TheFrog

Poor little guy's getting a lot of slaps so far. boxing
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Reply #14 posted 03/09/04 5:51am

CherryMoon

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I'd be like "I'm CherryMoon Bitch!!!!" lol


No, I'd turn the other cheek.

It would be really hard to choose, which event concert. There are so many.
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Reply #15 posted 03/09/04 5:52am

Handclapsfinga
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btw...i'd sacrifice travelin through time just to give him a nice kick in the nuts for slappin me...then i'd demand some money for messin up my eyeglasses.

geek
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Reply #16 posted 03/09/04 5:55am

Marrk

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Nobody hits me and doesn't get one back. mad
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Reply #17 posted 03/09/04 6:00am

Thierry

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I'd travel back with him.... waaaay back.

Then I would start a new band, which doesn't actualy play anything, but backstage I'll have our man at work.....

Milli Vanilli anybody?
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Reply #18 posted 03/09/04 7:33am

SassyFras

i'd go back to the 1st avenue show from august of '83. after i watched the show i would slap prince and tell him "you'll understand in about 21 years."
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Reply #19 posted 03/09/04 7:45am

jerseykrs

get jersey on his ass and fuck him up.....

and anyone else that has the audacity to slap me.....

Do I look like I am 5 years old?! slap, aint that a bitch?
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Reply #20 posted 03/09/04 8:08am

Sly

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SassyFras said:

i'd go back to the 1st avenue show from august of '83. after i watched the show i would slap prince and tell him "you'll understand in about 21 years."



clapping


Great suggestion!
"London, i've adopted a name that has no pronounciation.... is that cool with you?"

"YEAH!!!"

"Yeah, well then fuck those other fools!"
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Reply #21 posted 03/09/04 8:10am

7IS4ME

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lol i would turn the other cheek, just to go back in time with him and try to get him in the sack to fuck his brains out. afterwards i would smack his ass.
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Reply #22 posted 03/09/04 10:01am

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Sly said:

SassyFras said:

i'd go back to the 1st avenue show from august of '83. after i watched the show i would slap prince and tell him "you'll understand in about 21 years."



clapping


Great suggestion!

woot!
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Reply #23 posted 03/09/04 10:03am

Handclapsfinga
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7IS4ME said:

lol i would turn the other cheek, just to go back in time with him and try to get him in the sack to fuck his brains out. afterwards i would smack his ass.

falloff
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Reply #24 posted 03/09/04 10:10am

FunnyWayOfStop
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[snip.--Dansa]
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Reply #25 posted 03/10/04 1:23am

Thierry

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Go back with him, let's say 20 years....

Of course bringing all his recent CD's.... then force him to listen too them.

He'll be like, "Who's this?"

"That's you in about 20 years"

"No way!"

"Yes way!!"

"Damn, I'm Funky!"
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Reply #26 posted 03/10/04 1:42am

Zelaira

Prince would NEVER hit a WOMAN and ANYONE WHO DOES is GARBAGE in MY BOOK.
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