Ok, here is a track by track guide to the 'Musicology' album courtesy of http://www.ipulledthisoutofmyarse.com

Track 1 - My Fat Spanner
P's tribute to Led Zepplin. He recreates the magic of classic Zep by playing a 20 minute drum solo and including fish sound effects.

Track 2 - Musicology (acoustic)
Played solo by Prince with a banjo, accompanied by John Blackwell headbutting a metal sheet.

Track 3 - Oh Cum All Ye Faithful
Prince hasn't lost his controversial edge as this spicey updating of the classic hymn proves. The as yet unmade video is said to be so shocking, at least 5 writers are said to have commited suicide while working on a treatment for it.

Track 4 - Wedding Feast - The New Master
P and the band extend this classic quick jam into a 15 minute opera, likened to how The Darkness would sound if they were all dead.

Track 5 - Who's Laughing Now Michael?
One of Prince's more enigmatic songs, this one has already been the subject of much discussion. When he says "I hope they get u in the showers" is he being ironic?

Track 6 - Animal Kingdom (Dr Dre remix feat. Eminem)
Here Prince gives one of his best loved tracks over to his adopted Aunt, Dr Dre to remix. Dre brings in his friend Eminem who raps about what exactly he'd like to do to the animal kingdom using only his errect penis and an uzi. Contains samples from Duran Duran's classic cover of "Ring Of Fire".

Track 7 - Segue
An amusing skit in which Prince tricks a blind Maceo Parker into walking into a giant blender, complete with surround sound effects.

Track 8 - Worship My Rod
A typical, cheeky, suggestive Prince track with a mysterious lyric.

Track 9 - Outro
The sound of recording company executives being boiled to the rhythm of Barry Mannilow.


I hope this helps settle all the arguments.

daned said:

Looking forward to that!

if this appears to be false, i think you should be banned.

Well, its more believable than some of the BS tracklistings I've read!