suomynona said:

"You know, Prince; I'm a spoon."





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[This message was edited Fri Feb 20 16:38:28 2004 by Spookymuffin]

suomynona said:

"You know how to keep that sweet piece of ass in line? Beat her like I beat Celi!"

I heard you JW people believe in wife swappin. Dat true? hea hea heaaa.

suomynona said:

So then we can drink some Jesus Juice and see what happens from there....

EverlastingNow said:

ah, choirboy edit.
[This message was edited Wed Feb 18 12:58:43 2004 by ThreadBare]

suomynona said:

"Just let me suck it. I'll even pay you whatever you want!"

EverlastingNow said:

Good grief!

suomynona said:

"So tell me Prince.....Exactly how many babes haaave you bagged?"

[This message was edited Thu Feb 19 12:47:31 2004 by IBSTROLLIN]

suomynona said:

Danny: "Don't look him in the eyes...don't look him in the eyes...."

Prince: "Look deep into my eyes...look deep into my eyes...."

suomynona said:

"Always remember , With great Funkness, there must also come great responsibility"

Glover : Is it true you don't swear no more?

Prince : . yeah!

Danny: "Prince!!! How ya been? I ain't seen you since we wrapped up the shoot for Sarafina!!!"

Prince: "Good one, man." *whispering* "C'mere a minute, man. I got something to ask you. But, keep it down. My wife's sittin' right over there..."

Danny: **whispering back* "Sure, bruh. What's up?"

Prince: "That love scene between you and Oprah in Beloved -- how many takes did it take before you got it right?"

Danny: "Oh, uh, I was able to shoot that in one take. No problems."

Prince: "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... All right, man. Well, what about your love scene with Thandie Newton?"

Danny: *chuckling* "Oh, well, you see... For some strange reason, I kept messing up my lines. Man, it took us a good 2, 3 days to get that right. Thandie and Jonothan Demme were frustrated, but I just couldn't get my lines right. Hahaha!"

Prince: "My man."

Danny: So that's it in a nutshell, "Driving Miss Daisy: The Musical". Interested?

suomynona said:

Whoah, it looks like you got a "lethal weapon" in yo pants!

"I always wanted to ask you, man...why'd you go use that putz* Clarence Williams III to play your dad in Purple Rain?! Why didn't ya call MEEE???"

OR

"Hey, just between us...when you go on Leno's show next week, don't stare at Mel's hair plugs. It makes him mad. Just FYI."


*Erroroneous name changed to the correct one thanks to the courteous help, and superior infallible intellect, of TWIN663 .
[This message was edited Thu Feb 19 10:15:41 2004 by SnowQueen]

SnowQueen said:

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

IBSTROLLIN said:

Prince answers back in a Yoda Voice "Yes Yes, much responsibility"

Danny: Hey Prince wheres the mashed potato girl huhhh.....?You gonna eat that bird seed?
Prince:speechless

prince (in a kid's voice, sotto voce): ...and then some woman threw her bra up on stage. it was really really big and it was like bright purple and it scared me. if i knew who threw it, i'd go and tell their mommy about it. they'd get time-out...ooh! and there was this other woman who was sittin' right up front, right in front of me. she smelled nice. i woulda brought her up onstage to dance but she looked really scary.

danny: really?

prince: uh-huh. she scared me even more than that one woman. the one with the sand dollar...(starts jiggling one foot)

danny (soundin concerned): why are you shaking like that, are you okay?

prince (whispers): no. i have to go pee really bad, i've been talkin' to you for a reaaaaally long time. i feel like i'm gonna pee on myself.

danny: okay, go ahead and go tinkle...i'll be right here when you get back.

prince: you sure?

danny: yes, i'm sure.

prince: you sure you're sure?

danny (sorta exasperated, but calm): yes prince, i'm sure i'm sure. i'll be here, don't worry.

prince: okay...but don't run off on me. and don't run off with my wife, either.

danny (chuckles): don't be silly, i won't do that! now go on...

prince: okay....but if you do run off with my wife i'll throw a temper tantrum and tell everybody that you pick your butt and--

danny (interrupting): boy, just go!!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

That's fuckin brilliant!!!!!

Dansa, u da best!

suomynona said:

Danny: So, what's the name of that beautician you recommended me to?

"Hey Prince, what 'd the five fingers say to the face...?"

Danny Glover is just tellin him a story.....
Like I remember when blah... was blah blah....
then back in the 80's blah blah.... that's all...

This thread really does need some candles....

This thread just needs
some candles...

July said:

"Hey Prince, remember when you were number one at the bank? Remember that? Huh? That was awesome."

squirrelgrease said:

Yeah, corny shit like that.....

ThreadBare said:

mmm... thandie...

ThreadBare said:

- I liked this one the best