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Thread started 02/24/04 2:53am

FunnyWayOfStop
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Prince is an Alien

hmm The truth is Out there....somewhere

Prince Rogers Nelson is not of this earth...he is an Alien.

The Evidence:

In the song 'SEX' Prince admits "I come from planet Venus and I'll take u there
You could be my ecstasy" and confesses "Now I'm the type of alien
Who knows just what he wants"

In 'Lady Cab Driver' Prince tells us about his intergalactic travels "..not knowing where Im going in this Galaxy is better than having no place to go"

Prince's biggest confession 2 being of alien origin is expressed in the song 'I would die 4 U' where he tells all "I’m not a woman, I’m not a man
I am something that you’ll never understand" eek

Prince crash landed in an Alien pod (similar 2 superman) from the dying planet 'Aaowah' in 1958 and was found in the US by John Nelson, a local jazz player. The child was found with a cloth which had a symbol on it prince Prince later adopted his home planet's symbol much in the same way that superman adopted Krypton's 'S'.

Prince (real name 'Ahweeweetaka' later used his Alien powers 4 world domination and sex with human females. Aaowahnian's do not grow past 5ft 2inches and have pointed ears and large heads...they are also very hairy.

Let's make this visitor feel welcome...we don't know what other powers he may possess eek

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Reply #1 posted 02/24/04 3:04am

danielboon

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

hmm The truth is Out there....somewhere

Prince Rogers Nelson is not of this earth...he is an Alien.

The Evidence:

In the song 'SEX' Prince admits "I come from planet Venus and I'll take u there
You could be my ecstasy" and confesses "Now I'm the type of alien
Who knows just what he wants"

In 'Lady Cab Driver' Prince tells us about his intergalactic travels "..not knowing where Im going in this Galaxy is better than having no place to go"

Prince's biggest confession 2 being of alien origin is expressed in the song 'I would die 4 U' where he tells all "I’m not a woman, I’m not a man
I am something that you’ll never understand" eek

Prince crash landed in an Alien pod (similar 2 superman) from the dying planet 'Aaowah' in 1958 and was found in the US by John Nelson, a local jazz player. The child was found with a cloth which had a symbol on it prince Prince later adopted his home planet's symbol much in the same way that superman adopted Krypton's 'S'.

Prince (real name 'Ahweeweetaka' later used his Alien powers 4 world domination and sex with human females. Aaowahnian's do not grow past 5ft 2inches and have pointed ears and large heads...they are also very hairy.

Let's make this visitor feel welcome...we don't know what other powers he may possess eek




u describe him as hairy, he still looks like hes goin bald 2 me lol
[This message was edited Tue Feb 24 3:53:43 2004 by danielboon]
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Reply #2 posted 02/24/04 3:18am

Spookymuffin

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

hmm The truth is Out there....somewhere

Prince Rogers Nelson is not of this earth...he is an Alien.

The Evidence:

In the song 'SEX' Prince admits "I come from planet Venus and I'll take u there
You could be my ecstasy" and confesses "Now I'm the type of alien
Who knows just what he wants"

In 'Lady Cab Driver' Prince tells us about his intergalactic travels "..not knowing where Im going in this Galaxy is better than having no place to go"

Prince's biggest confession 2 being of alien origin is expressed in the song 'I would die 4 U' where he tells all "I’m not a woman, I’m not a man
I am something that you’ll never understand" eek

Prince crash landed in an Alien pod (similar 2 superman) from the dying planet 'Aaowah' in 1958 and was found in the US by John Nelson, a local jazz player. The child was found with a cloth which had a symbol on it prince Prince later adopted his home planet's symbol much in the same way that superman adopted Krypton's 'S'.

Prince (real name 'Ahweeweetaka' later used his Alien powers 4 world domination and sex with human females. Aaowahnian's do not grow past 5ft 2inches and have pointed ears and large heads...they are also very hairy.

Let's make this visitor feel welcome...we don't know what other powers he may possess eek




FunnyWay you are just too funny! thumbs up! : boff
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Reply #3 posted 02/24/04 3:34am

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LOL!

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Reply #4 posted 02/24/04 4:12am

FunnyWayOfStop
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Prince also has the ability 2 shape shift from a man 2 a woman and back again and can also grow his hair 2 ridiculous length's in just 1 week eek
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Reply #5 posted 02/24/04 4:17am

Spookymuffin

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Prince also has the ability 2 shape shift from a man 2 a woman and back again and can also grow his hair 2 ridiculous length's in just 1 week eek


falloff true!!!
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Reply #6 posted 02/24/04 4:47am

FunnyWayOfStop
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Spookymuffin said:

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Prince also has the ability 2 shape shift from a man 2 a woman and back again and can also grow his hair 2 ridiculous length's in just 1 week eek


falloff true!!!

Yes Yes nod It's all true Spooky my friend...

This is the original picture Prince wanted 2 use 4 the 1979 album cover, but Warner bros. wouldn't let him...





P.s Keep up the good work with the new power Ganja club stoned
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Reply #7 posted 02/24/04 5:18am

Spookymuffin

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Spookymuffin said:



falloff true!!!

Yes Yes nod It's all true Spooky my friend...

This is the original picture Prince wanted 2 use 4 the 1979 album cover, but Warner bros. wouldn't let him...





P.s Keep up the good work with the new power Ganja club stoned



falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff falloff

lol

thumbs up!
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Reply #8 posted 02/24/04 5:19am

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LIFEE IS A PARAD
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Reply #9 posted 02/24/04 5:26am

FunnyWayOfStop
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DATskinnyMFwifdaHIGHvoice said:


that there is an Alien looking out 4 his Mothership orbiting the earth nod
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Reply #10 posted 02/24/04 5:36am

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Oh, but you don't know the half of it! Prince is actually the most successful of Dr. Funkenstein's clones! He and his New Power Revolutionaries were created to battle the forces of SirNose Devoidofunk
jedi

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Reply #11 posted 02/24/04 5:44am

FunnyWayOfStop
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JediMaster said:

Oh, but you don't know the half of it! Prince is actually the most successful of Dr. Funkenstein's clones! He and his New Power Revolutionaries were created to battle the forces of SirNose Devoidofunk

eek Really!!!! R U being serious? neutral Don't know what 2 think now...perhaps Prince has some other dark secrets huh? hmm
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Reply #12 posted 02/24/04 5:58am

AsylumUtopia

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

...perhaps Prince has some other dark secrets huh? hmm

He does - He's gay. lol
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Reply #13 posted 02/24/04 6:16am

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Not to mention that he sheds his skin in a regenerative manner in order to keep looking like a young human male. This is why Wendy looked so old sitting next to him.
I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

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Reply #14 posted 02/24/04 6:17am

FunnyWayOfStop
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the3rddoctor said:

Not to mention that he sheds his skin in a regenerative manner in order to keep looking like a young human male. This is why Wendy looked so old sitting next to him.

hmmm
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Reply #15 posted 02/24/04 6:18am

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

the3rddoctor said:

Not to mention that he sheds his skin in a regenerative manner in order to keep looking like a young human male. This is why Wendy looked so old sitting next to him.

hmmm


Right... I know all about regeneration.
I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

http://artists.primetones...e_master68
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Reply #16 posted 02/24/04 6:25am

FunnyWayOfStop
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the3rddoctor said:

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:


hmmm


Right... I know all about regeneration.

This is apparently one of prince's shape-shifter disguises Doc


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Reply #17 posted 02/24/04 6:27am

FunnyWayOfStop
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I think that was during the NEWS era when he used mind control to convince people that that album sounded good eek
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Reply #18 posted 02/24/04 7:22am

FunnyWayOfStop
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If this is not an alien...I don't know what is nod


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Reply #19 posted 02/24/04 9:06am

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

If this is not an alien...I don't know what is nod




Notice the similarities...

I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

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Reply #20 posted 02/24/04 10:08am

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disbelief You're such a weirdo, FunnyWay. You must have a lot of free time on your hands. lol
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Reply #21 posted 02/25/04 3:17am

FunnyWayOfStop
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NWF said:

disbelief You're such a weirdo, FunnyWay. You must have a lot of free time on your hands. lol

More than U know...It's a bitch being rich biggrin
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