Do U have any true stries that involve Prince....?

This is a true story...I kid U not.

Back in 1998 Prince played London and I was with a very beautiful Spanish girl at his Brixton Academy concert in the front row of the crowd.
I noticed P kept staring at her even when performing and she obliged by blowing back kisses 2 Prince.
Later during Doug E. Fresh's crap bit some guy in a black jacket handed my date a pass 4 the aftershow party...From Prince.
Can U believe that!!! The cheek of it wasn't that he handed my date a ticket 4 the aftershow but that he didn't hand me one and the joke of it is that she went ...without me the fool who had bought her the damn ticket in the first place I had the last laugh though because when I called her the following week 2 see how it went she told me that someone had fucked up and given her a pass 4 Cafe' De Paris in Leicester Square and Prince had played there the previous night but not on the night she went that felt good. Prince is a home wrecker..I really liked that girl

Although i do not believe this story, i am glad you have quoted the song Underwear, which i am sure is a geniune bootleg, often mistaken for a fake.

TheFreakerFantastic said:

Motherfucker:
1. The story IS true
2. The quote is from the song SISTER from the Dirty Mind Album

You'all better recognise

PRINCE


Sister

I was only 16 but I guess that's no excuse
My sister was 32, lovely and loose
She don't wear no underwear
She said it only gets in her hair
And it's got a funny way of stoppin' the juice

My sister never made love 2 anyone else but me
She's the reason 4 my, uh, sexuality
She showed me where it's supposed 2 go
A blowjob doesn't mean blow
Incest is everything it's said 2 be

Oh sister - don't put me on the street again
Oh sister - I just wanna be your friend

I was only 16 and only half a man
My sister didn't give a goddamn
She only wanted 2 turn me out
She'd take a whip 2 me until I shout
Oh motherfucker, she's a motherfucker, can't U understand?

Oh sister - don't put me on the street again
Oh sister - I just wanna be your friend

I know what U want me 2 do
Put me on the street and make me blue

Oh sister!
Oh sister!
Oh!