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WIN A DATE WITH PRINCE FAM MICHAEL ON EBAY | |
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he obviously has a sense of humour anyway! 
Wonder if he's an .Orger?  |
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Marrk said: Wonder if he's an .Orger? I'd say 100% YES, This is an Orger right here. Question is...Which one? Xperience the Peach & Black Podcast: http://peachandblack.podbean.com/
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dnaplaya said: Marrk said: Wonder if he's an .Orger? I'd say 100% YES, This is an Orger right here. Question is...Which one? dnaplaya!!! | |
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"For ladies only"? But... his description sounds so... gay.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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| Mayb he goes both ways? | |
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scififilmnerd said: "For ladies only"? But... his description sounds so... gay.
Get your drag gear on, Scifi, and go on a date with this guy. It'll only cost you a couple of cents at most. | |
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 dare some1 2 bid!!! | |
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Haystack said: scififilmnerd said: "For ladies only"? But... his description sounds so... gay.
Get your drag gear on, Scifi, and go on a date with this guy. It'll only cost you a couple of cents at most. Naah. He probably has a hot, hairy body and a fat, juicy honker to supper on, but... there's something about his face that doesn't turn me on and, no, it is not his beard. I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but...  FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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WIN A DATE WITH JOYCE FAM - DNAPLAYA
Starting bid: US $0.01 History: 0 bids Description Yes! Win a date with me! FOR LADIES ONLY. A little about me: My name is DNA from Sydney, Australia. I work at a circus where I circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous! I'm 27, 6'0", brown hair, irresistible charm and have pretty green eyes to fall in love with. I'm also a non-smoker and non-drinker and I'm also a Pisces and Pisces are known to be hopeless romantics. I have to warn you, I'm a Joyce "fam" and if you don't like Joyce, then please do NOT bid.(and that would be your loss!) I often jog to keep in fit and stay healthy(only to the fridge and back though). I also like walking along the beach and playing table tennis. People often mistake me as someone who is much younger, thus I can't even get through the doors at clubs, hence Im looking for people on the internet. One of my main interest (other than Joyce) is writing cheesy descriptions of myself on the internet. I'd really like to get a bid from you if you're between 13-400ish; any ethnicity; slim, average or athletic body type; a NON-smoker/NON-drinker/NON-drug user; in any location in the Universe AND WILLING TO COME HERE (As I cannot be ass'd leaving my house to waste my time meeting you). Please send a pic. If you love the awesome artist Joyce, I will be your tall handsome Prince. Any Q's?, please ask! Xperience the Peach & Black Podcast: http://peachandblack.podbean.com/
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dnaplaya said: WIN A DATE WITH JOYCE FAM - DNAPLAYA
Starting bid: US $0.01 History: 0 bids Description Yes! Win a date with me! FOR LADIES ONLY. A little about me: My name is DNA from Sydney, Australia. I work at a circus where I circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous! I'm 27, 6'0", brown hair, irresistible charm and have pretty green eyes to fall in love with. I'm also a non-smoker and non-drinker and I'm also a Pisces and Pisces are known to be hopeless romantics. I have to warn you, I'm a Joyce "fam" and if you don't like Joyce, then please do NOT bid.(and that would be your loss!) I often jog to keep in fit and stay healthy(only to the fridge and back though). I also like walking along the beach and playing table tennis. People often mistake me as someone who is much younger, thus I can't even get through the doors at clubs, hence Im looking for people on the internet. One of my main interest (other than Joyce) is writing cheesy descriptions of myself on the internet. I'd really like to get a bid from you if you're between 13-400ish; any ethnicity; slim, average or athletic body type; a NON-smoker/NON-drinker/NON-drug user; in any location in the Universe AND WILLING TO COME HERE (As I cannot be ass'd leaving my house to waste my time meeting you). Please send a pic. If you love the awesome artist Joyce, I will be your tall handsome Prince. Any Q's?, please ask! Oh, yeah...  [This message was edited Sun Feb 15 4:11:58 PST 2004 by ThePurplePeopleEater] | |
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 Cant...
stop...
laughing...
please...
someone...
call...
an...
ambulance...
Am I evil 4 thinking this is the funniest thing Ive seen in like, FOREVER? | |
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Oh shit, look at what found...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eB...tegory=317 Take ur pick between these 2 fucking losers. Have fun... [This message was edited Sun Feb 15 5:00:09 PST 2004 by ThePurplePeopleEater] | |
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dnaplaya said: WIN A DATE WITH JOYCE FAM - DNAPLAYA
Starting bid: US $0.01 History: 0 bids Description Yes! Win a date with me! FOR LADIES ONLY. A little about me: My name is DNA from Sydney, Australia. I work at a circus where I circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous! I'm 27, 6'0", brown hair, irresistible charm and have pretty green eyes to fall in love with. I'm also a non-smoker and non-drinker and I'm also a Pisces and Pisces are known to be hopeless romantics. I have to warn you, I'm a Joyce "fam" and if you don't like Joyce, then please do NOT bid.(and that would be your loss!) I often jog to keep in fit and stay healthy(only to the fridge and back though). I also like walking along the beach and playing table tennis. People often mistake me as someone who is much younger, thus I can't even get through the doors at clubs, hence Im looking for people on the internet. One of my main interest (other than Joyce) is writing cheesy descriptions of myself on the internet. I'd really like to get a bid from you if you're between 13-400ish; any ethnicity; slim, average or athletic body type; a NON-smoker/NON-drinker/NON-drug user; in any location in the Universe AND WILLING TO COME HERE (As I cannot be ass'd leaving my house to waste my time meeting you). Please send a pic. If you love the awesome artist Joyce, I will be your tall handsome Prince. Any Q's?, please ask! Dayyumm - and I was all ready 2 bid n shit too!  | |
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Me, Me, Me!!!
Starting bid: US $0.01 History: 0 bids Description Yes! Win a date with me! FOR LADIES ONLY. A little about me: My name is Michael from Wichita, Kansas. I'm a salon owner of Hair Solutions; a (15 year) licensed Cosmetologist; (13 year) licensed Barber & licensed Instructor. I'm 35, 6'1", 160 lbs., dark hair, irresistible dimples and have pretty blue eyes to fall in love with. I'm also a non-smoker and non-drinker and I'm also a Leo and Leo's are known to be passionate lovers. I have to warn you, I'm a Prince "fam" and if you don't like Prince, then please do NOT bid. I often jog to keep in fit and stay healthy. People often mistake me as someone who is much younger. One of my main interest (other than Prince) is I love to travel. I've been to places like Indonesia, Bali, the Philippines, Viet-Nam, and to Mexico several times. I'd really like to get a bid from you if you're between 23-40ish; any ethnicity; slim, average or athletic body type; a NON-smoker/NON-drinker/NON-drug user; in any location in the United States AND WILLING TO COME HERE. Please send a pic. If you love the awesome artist Prince, I will be your tall handsome Prince. Any Q's?, please ask! | |
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ThePurplePeopleEater said: Oh shit, look at what
found...
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eB...tegory=317 Take ur pick between these 2 fucking losers. Have fun... [This message was edited Sun Feb 15 5:00:09 PST 2004 by ThePurplePeopleEater]  WTF !! laugh my freakin ass off ~Break it down~ | |
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I like it.
p.s. - It ISN'T me | |
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PLEASE CALL THE AMBULANCE!!!!
CAN´T STOP LAUGHING!!!!
I NEED A 
OTHERWISE I NEED A 
BEST JOKE SINCE ADAM MET EVE!!!!
THE MAN HAS A BIG SENSE OF HUMOUR - GREAT! WHAT AN IDEA! [This message was edited Sun Feb 15 16:43:04 2004 by thEfRIeNdChiP] | |
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....that cat has got to be fuckin desperate. | |
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dnaplaya said: WIN A DATE WITH JOYCE FAM - DNAPLAYA
Starting bid: US $0.01 History: 0 bids Description Yes! Win a date with me! FOR LADIES ONLY. A little about me: My name is DNA from Sydney, Australia. I work at a circus where I circumcise the elephants. The pay isn't much, but the tips are enormous! I'm 27, 6'0", brown hair, irresistible charm and have pretty green eyes to fall in love with. I'm also a non-smoker and non-drinker and I'm also a Pisces and Pisces are known to be hopeless romantics. I have to warn you, I'm a Joyce "fam" and if you don't like Joyce, then please do NOT bid.(and that would be your loss!) I often jog to keep in fit and stay healthy(only to the fridge and back though). I also like walking along the beach and playing table tennis. People often mistake me as someone who is much younger, thus I can't even get through the doors at clubs, hence Im looking for people on the internet. One of my main interest (other than Joyce) is writing cheesy descriptions of myself on the internet. I'd really like to get a bid from you if you're between 13-400ish; any ethnicity; slim, average or athletic body type; a NON-smoker/NON-drinker/NON-drug user; in any location in the Universe AND WILLING TO COME HERE (As I cannot be ass'd leaving my house to waste my time meeting you). Please send a pic. If you love the awesome artist Joyce, I will be your tall handsome Prince. Any Q's?, please ask! puts in a million-dollar bid... | |
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Mayb he'll dress up like Prince & sing U Purple Rain!
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the bumpsquad said
I like it.
p.s. - It ISN'T me R u sure?? | |
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OMG OMG OMG ~Stephanie~
U need another lover like u need a hole in yo head | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: the bumpsquad said
I like it.
p.s. - It ISN'T me R u sure??  bet it is! | |
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