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Printablesuomynona said:  Come on P, you don't need TWO hands to hold on to that sorry piece of meat! | |
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Prince, can ya slip me a five spot low pro style so I can tip the bartender. I left my wallet in the ride. Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself. ~Author Unknown | |
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We're both too old for this shit!! | |
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Yes, I can hear you. You say you bought it in the Boys department at Nordstrom's? Thanks. My 5 year old grandson would look great in that outfit. Now where did you get the boots? My wife can't stop talking about them... | |
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SnowQueen said: "I always wanted to ask you, man...why'd you go use that putz* Samuel L. Jackson to play your dad in Purple Rain?! Why didn't ya call MEEE???" OR "Hey, just between us...when you go on Leno's show next week, don't stare at Mel's hair plugs. It makes him mad. Just FYI." *I do not myself think Samuel L. Jackson is a putz.  Samuel L. Jackson played his dad...rrrright.  all  can do, is just offer U my love... | |
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Spookymuffin said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: prince (in a kid's voice, sotto voce): ...and then some woman threw her bra up on stage. it was really really big and it was like bright purple and it scared me. if i knew who threw it, i'd go and tell their mommy about it. they'd get time-out...ooh! and there was this other woman who was sittin' right up front, right in front of me. she smelled nice. i woulda brought her up onstage to dance but she looked really scary. danny: really? prince: uh-huh. she scared me even more than that one woman. the one with the sand dollar...(starts jiggling one foot) danny (soundin concerned): why are you shaking like that, are you okay? prince (whispers): no. i have to go pee really bad, i've been talkin' to you for a reaaaaally long time. i feel like i'm gonna pee on myself. danny: okay, go ahead and go tinkle...i'll be right here when you get back. prince: you sure? danny: yes, i'm sure. prince: you sure you're sure? danny (sorta exasperated, but calm): yes prince, i'm sure i'm sure. i'll be here, don't worry. prince: okay...but don't run off on me. and don't run off with my wife, either. danny (chuckles): don't be silly, i won't do that! now go on... prince: okay....but if you do run off with my wife i'll throw a temper tantrum and tell everybody that you pick your butt and-- danny (interrupting): boy, just go!!!!! 
That's fuckin brilliant!!!!! Dansa, u da best!  that has 2 B 1 of the most comedically brilliant things eye have ever heard!!! Eye'm still laughin!!  :lol:hahahahahahaall can do, is just offer U my love... | |
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squirrelgrease said: SLAP!!!!! [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 18:50:32 2004 by twin663] all can do, is just offer U my love... | |
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twin663 said: Samuel L. Jackson played his dad...rrrright.
Okay so I made a mistake. I knew CWIII is who played his father but for some reason I typed the wrong name. Would it have been so difficult for you to have just pointed out my error POLITELY instead of the sarcasm? Hope I helped make you feel a bit more superior today. I'll be sure to credit you and your superior intellect in my post when I fix my mistake. . [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 10:21:09 2004 by SnowQueen] [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 10:27:57 2004 by SnowQueen] | |
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jillybean said: Danny: So that's it in a nutshell, "Driving Miss Daisy: The Musical". Interested?
Oh, crap! Imagine...."Daisy, I'm a Star." | |
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UptownDeb said: jillybean said: Danny: So that's it in a nutshell, "Driving Miss Daisy: The Musical". Interested?
Oh, crap! Imagine...."Daisy, I'm a Star."yes, miss daisy...i'll be dancin.  | |
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UptownDeb said: jillybean said: Danny: So that's it in a nutshell, "Driving Miss Daisy: The Musical". Interested?
Oh, crap! Imagine...."Daisy, I'm a Star." "Do Me, Daisy" love is god, god is love, girls and boys love god above | |
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r1ghteousone said: UptownDeb said: Oh, crap! Imagine...."Daisy, I'm a Star." "Do Me, Daisy"daisyjackbitch | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: r1ghteousone said: "Do Me, Daisy"daisyjackbitch with mayté in her daisy dukes  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: prince (in a kid's voice, sotto voce): ...and then some woman threw her bra up on stage. it was really really big and it was like bright purple and it scared me. if i knew who threw it, i'd go and tell their mommy about it. they'd get time-out...ooh! and there was this other woman who was sittin' right up front, right in front of me. she smelled nice. i woulda brought her up onstage to dance but she looked really scary. danny: really? prince: uh-huh. she scared me even more than that one woman. the one with the sand dollar...(starts jiggling one foot) danny (soundin concerned): why are you shaking like that, are you okay? prince (whispers): no. i have to go pee really bad, i've been talkin' to you for a reaaaaally long time. i feel like i'm gonna pee on myself. danny: okay, go ahead and go tinkle...i'll be right here when you get back. prince: you sure? danny: yes, i'm sure. prince: you sure you're sure? danny (sorta exasperated, but calm): yes prince, i'm sure i'm sure. i'll be here, don't worry. prince: okay...but don't run off on me. and don't run off with my wife, either. danny (chuckles): don't be silly, i won't do that! now go on... prince: okay....but if you do run off with my wife i'll throw a temper tantrum and tell everybody that you pick your butt and-- danny (interrupting): boy, just go!!!!!  | |
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Nothinbutjoy said: suomynona said: Danny: "Don't look him in the eyes...don't look him in the eyes...." Prince: "Look deep into my eyes...look deep into my eyes...." | |
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FanofDaFascist said: suomynona said: "You know how to keep that sweet piece of ass in line? Beat her like I beat Celi!" Where are the prince.org moderators?!?! ...cause FACE said so!!! | |
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Spookymuffin said: suomynona said: . [This message was edited Wed Feb 18 10:53:46 2004 by Spookymuffin] Again, no moderation! I have seen certain poeple banned for less. THis is vulger and offensive. ...cause FACE said so!!! | |
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NPGLOVER said: Again, no moderation! I have seen certain poeple banned for less. THis is vulger and offensive.
Okay, sorry - didn't mean to cause offence, I'll edit it, but you'll have to edit yours. Sorry.
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NPGLOVER said: FanofDaFascist said: "You know how to keep that sweet piece of ass in line? Beat her like I beat Celi!" Where are the prince.org moderators?!?! laughing their asses off
so what does the NP stand for? | |
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SnowQueen said: twin663 said: Samuel L. Jackson played his dad...rrrright.
Okay so I made a mistake. I knew CWIII is who played his father but for some reason I typed the wrong name. Would it have been so difficult for you to have just pointed out my error POLITELY instead of the sarcasm? Hope I helped make you feel a bit more superior today. I'll be sure to credit you and your superior intellect in my post when I fix my mistake. . [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 10:21:09 2004 by SnowQueen] [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 10:27:57 2004 by SnowQueen] Sorry. was just in a sarcastic mood at that time.  all can do, is just offer U my love... | |
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twin663 said: Sorry.
was just in a sarcastic mood at that time. Well alrighty then. 
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Danny Glover to Prince: "Ya know Prince I am still waiting to get my 'free' membership but all I get is an e-mail saying "thank u 4 yur nqiry" - it's been 3 years now dude. [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 22:59:57 2004 by luv4u] [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 23:04:13 2004 by luv4u] 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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moderatorSpookymuffin said:[quote] suomynona said: . Disclaimer: All sentences resembling insults alive or otherwise, are purely coincedental. | |
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suomynona said: NPGLOVER said: Where are the prince.org moderators?!?! laughing their asses off
so what does the NP stand for? what does the NP stand for - brilliant! hehehehe[This message was edited Fri Feb 20 16:20:10 2004 by Dolphonic] "These are the days... these are the days..."
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Serentonin said: ThreadBare said: Danny: "Prince!!! How ya been? I ain't seen you since we wrapped up the shoot for Sarafina!!!" Prince: "Good one, man." *whispering* "C'mere a minute, man. I got something to ask you. But, keep it down. My wife's sittin' right over there..." Danny: **whispering back* "Sure, bruh. What's up?" Prince: "That love scene between you and Oprah in Beloved -- how many takes did it take before you got it right?" Danny: "Oh, uh, I was able to shoot that in one take. No problems." Prince: "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... All right, man. Well, what about your love scene with Thandie Newton?" Danny: *chuckling* "Oh, well, you see... For some strange reason, I kept messing up my lines. Man, it took us a good 2, 3 days to get that right. Thandie and Jonothan Demme were frustrated, but I just couldn't get my lines right. Hahaha!" Prince: "My man." - I liked this one the bestTotally second this motion! The funniest by far - cool Threadbear  "These are the days... these are the days..."
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suomynona said: See my hair? See yours? Give me your hair stylist information...slip it under the table... | |
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cbastriani said:[quote] Spookymuffin said: suomynona said: . Oh come on - was it that funny | |
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luv4u said: Danny Glover to Prince: "Ya know Prince I am still waiting to get my 'free' membership but all I get is an e-mail saying "thank u 4 yur nqiry" - it's been 3 years now dude. [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 22:59:57 2004 by luv4u] [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 23:04:13 2004 by luv4u]  | |
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EskomoKisses said: luv4u said: Danny Glover to Prince: "Ya know Prince I am still waiting to get my 'free' membership but all I get is an e-mail saying "thank u 4 yur nqiry" - it's been 3 years now dude. [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 22:59:57 2004 by luv4u] [This message was edited Thu Feb 19 23:04:13 2004 by luv4u] Wow! LadyHawk stopped by..... Cool....  ..... | |
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C'mon Prince, pull your cock out so I can split it in two with the butterknife and watch your piss fly across the room. "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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