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PRINCE-play in the sunshine This one's only 4 the UPTOWN people...
Long Live Rock and Roll Man WHOOOOO 
Just got back fronm Amsterdam  and got messed up outta my mind...I tripped so bad I saw a Yellow dog chatting up a Prostitute and smoking a spliff  -Went in2 a Cafe' and 1999 came on and funny enough it sobered me up  bet that wouldn't of happened if Peach came on-I would of jumped in the Canal or something F'd up like that..
What R the best Prince songs 2 get stoned, pissed, fucked out of Ur head 2 my top 3 R: 3. Tambourine: If Ur already fucked on a magic mushroom then this one will give U a mad trip baby-it doesn't make any sense and the screaming will make U in2 a Paranoid fool "Guess that I'll saty @ home all alone and play my Tambouriiiiihheeeeennne!!!"
2. Lets Go Crazy (extended): This song plus a hard drink equals a blindinding night (watch out 4 the air guitars  
1. Around the World in a Day: I just put on my MC Hammer trousers and Ali Baba shoes light up a spliff sit on cushions on the floor with the Turkish delight next 2 me and drift in2 a natural mystic [This message was edited Mon Feb 16 5:35:41 2004 by FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice] | |
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When I was in Amsterdam, we went to Mr Banana's Live Sex Show, and this tranny writhed around and then got entered by a woman wearing a strap-on. Now this would have been just a normal everyday occurence, had it not been for the fact that they were busting these moves to the sounds of 'When Doves Cry'. I literally cried during the performance, it was so emotional. Should've been a standing ovation, but I guess we were all too stoned. I can never listen to that song again, at least while at the same time being subjected to the stench of stail Jesus Juice.  ..... BULLSEYE!  | |
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Taureau said: When I was in Amsterdam, we went to Mr Banana's Live Sex Show, and this tranny writhed around and then got entered by a woman wearing a strap-on. Now this would have been just a normal everyday occurence, had it not been for the fact that they were busting these moves to the sounds of 'When Doves Cry'. I literally cried during the performance, it was so emotional. Should've been a standing ovation, but I guess we were all too stoned. I can never listen to that song again, at least while at the same time being subjected to the stench of stail Jesus Juice.
Yes!! U have Lived buddy!!!
On a road trip from London 2 Bournemouth Beach Last Summer my friends and I took a Car and filled it with Lemonade, Weed and Snicker bars. We put the volume 2 the top and turned up the bass-the CD went on Random on the Prince 4U album and the first song the CD decides 2 play is IM YOURS.... That was the most fucking mad bass head driving experince of my life 4get Vors Sprung Technik we were stoned @ about 90 MPH and singing along to SOFT & WET...when we got 2 the Beach we all crashed out on the sand with the portable CD player playin' the B-sides Horny toad, always in my hair, la la la hee hee hee when Ur stoned, the sun's shining and U can hear the sea crashing around and shit ...that's heaven | |
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You have an entirely different perception of Amsterdam.
Next time give me a call and I'll bring you to the NOT SO OBVIOUS places. | |
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Taureau said: When I was in Amsterdam, we went to Mr Banana's Live Sex Show, and this tranny writhed around and then got entered by a woman wearing a strap-on. Now this would have been just a normal everyday occurence, had it not been for the fact that they were busting these moves to the sounds of 'When Doves Cry'. I literally cried during the performance, it was so emotional. Should've been a standing ovation, but I guess we were all too stoned. I can never listen to that song again, at least while at the same time being subjected to the stench of stail Jesus Juice.
Oh man, we went to that Bananabar (or whatever it's called) too. Don't recall any prince though. I must've gone on a poo-music night. | |
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gooeythehamster said: You have an entirely different perception of Amsterdam.
Next time give me a call and I'll bring you to the NOT SO OBVIOUS places. Im going again this weekend-where would U recommend Calvin? | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Taureau said: When I was in Amsterdam, we went to Mr Banana's Live Sex Show, and this tranny writhed around and then got entered by a woman wearing a strap-on. Now this would have been just a normal everyday occurence, had it not been for the fact that they were busting these moves to the sounds of 'When Doves Cry'. I literally cried during the performance, it was so emotional. Should've been a standing ovation, but I guess we were all too stoned. I can never listen to that song again, at least while at the same time being subjected to the stench of stail Jesus Juice.
Yes!! U have Lived buddy!!!
On a road trip from London 2 Bournemouth Beach Last Summer my friends and I took a Car and filled it with Lemonade, Weed and Snicker bars. We put the volume 2 the top and turned up the bass-the CD went on Random on the Prince 4U album and the first song the CD decides 2 play is IM YOURS.... That was the most fucking mad bass head driving experince of my life 4get Vors Sprung Technik we were stoned @ about 90 MPH and singing along to SOFT & WET...when we got 2 the Beach we all crashed out on the sand with the portable CD player playin' the B-sides Horny toad, always in my hair, la la la hee hee hee when Ur stoned, the sun's shining and U can hear the sea crashing around and shit ...that's heaven  sounds like a wicked time man  ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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this thread is brilliant guy's !!!
my mate went to 1 of these sex show's in amsterdam !, and when he got back he said "i was in a sex show bar in amsterdam and i was thinkin bout you danny" i was like wot the f**k u talkin bout man !!! he then xplained he and his mrs yes ! his mrs ! went 2 c a sex show and just as the curtain fell , the music started blaring !!! it was prince batdance and this coloured guy dressed as batman fly's on2 the stage pulls out his dick and starts shafting some bird on stage !!! and my mate's thinkin danny would like this !!! ive got some f**kin weird friends i kno !!!! TRUE STORY . | |
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danielboon said: this thread is brilliant guy's !!!
my mate went to 1 of these sex show's in amsterdam !, and when he got back he said "i was in a sex show bar in amsterdam and i was thinkin bout you danny" i was like wot the f**k u talkin bout man !!! he then xplained he and his mrs yes ! his mrs ! went 2 c a sex show and just as the curtain fell , the music started blaring !!! it was prince batdance and this coloured guy dressed as batman fly's on2 the stage pulls out his dick and starts shafting some bird on stage !!! and my mate's thinkin danny would like this !!! ive got some f**kin weird friends i kno !!!! TRUE STORY . I'm SURE that's the Mr Banana place, because I seem to remember missing the Batman routine as that was the night before. They obviously have Prince fans in the house! ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: danielboon said: this thread is brilliant guy's !!!
my mate went to 1 of these sex show's in amsterdam !, and when he got back he said "i was in a sex show bar in amsterdam and i was thinkin bout you danny" i was like wot the f**k u talkin bout man !!! he then xplained he and his mrs yes ! his mrs ! went 2 c a sex show and just as the curtain fell , the music started blaring !!! it was prince batdance and this coloured guy dressed as batman fly's on2 the stage pulls out his dick and starts shafting some bird on stage !!! and my mate's thinkin danny would like this !!! ive got some f**kin weird friends i kno !!!! TRUE STORY . I'm SURE that's the Mr Banana place, because I seem to remember missing the Batman routine as that was the night before. They obviously have Prince fans in the house! Maybe that WAS Prince in the Batman mask doing one of his 'small venue European performances'  | |
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Crystal Ball (the song) is great to trip to (be it LSD or mushrooms!) as is the entire Lovesexy album! And so is Exodus - that album's one big trip anyway!
Come to think of it, anything post 1999 (album) sounds great when "under the influence".  But, the best albums for a particularly spaced journey have to be; ATWIAD, Parade, SOTT, Black, Lovesexy, Come, Emancipation and TRC....we have only scratched the surface of what the mind can do...
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Mindflux said: Crystal Ball (the song) is great to trip to (be it LSD or mushrooms!) as is the entire Lovesexy album! And so is Exodus - that album's one big trip anyway!
Come to think of it, anything post 1999 (album) sounds great when "under the influence". But, the best albums for a particularly spaced journey have to be; ATWIAD, Parade, SOTT, Black, Lovesexy, Come, Emancipation and TRC. WHOAAH Man...don't even mention the Rainbow children...I was smoking one massive Bob Marley Spliff on sunday night and when Wedding Feast came on I sang it @ the top of my voice @ 2AM-woke up the neighbours and shit...  | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Mindflux said: Crystal Ball (the song) is great to trip to (be it LSD or mushrooms!) as is the entire Lovesexy album! And so is Exodus - that album's one big trip anyway!
Come to think of it, anything post 1999 (album) sounds great when "under the influence". But, the best albums for a particularly spaced journey have to be; ATWIAD, Parade, SOTT, Black, Lovesexy, Come, Emancipation and TRC. WHOAAH Man...don't even mention the Rainbow children...I was smoking one massive Bob Marley Spliff on sunday night and when Wedding Feast came on I sang it @ the top of my voice @ 2AM-woke up the neighbours and shit... yeah I was gonna mention Rainbow Children, but also  NEWS! Yes, funk me backwards with a Dutch banana that sheeet is good with doobies...... BULLSEYE! | |
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this is pretty funny..i ws in the dam once FOR A WEEK.....lost 3 days out of my life,spent half a day in a rasta coffee shop then went to watch mars attack...BIG MISTAKE.
but i oncewas very boxed one night ,walked in2 a cafe and they were ps version of just my imagination.blasting out.MY FAVE COVER.took a biiiig suck of the wisdom weed and was in nirvana..but dang yall!my mate took the whitest whitey and had 2 take his sorry teeside ass out of there! im back there next month! | |
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oh boy... we better stay inside when you guys are here... yes SIR! | |
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I think I'm gonna stay my happy little ass in Rotterdam | |
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dawntreader said: oh boy... we better stay inside when you guys are here...
I find that the 'Dam isn't all about sacred herbs and fungi. I really love the Van Gogh museum. I was there once with a buddy and I remember we both decided to walk in opposite directions on the one level. Now I noticed this painting of an old hag picking potatoes on my left, and I carry on walking round. The thing is my friend had decided to change directions randomly because he was confused or something. So I carry on walking round and then I come to another painting on the left of an old hag picking potatoes! I couldn't remember whether I had changed direction or not, and when I realised I hadn't met my buddy, I began to totally spaz out. I changed direction and walked round, until I came to the hag picking potatoes, this time on the right again! Someone bumped into me and I turned round and kind of wimpered at them, but when they stepped aside, I saw my buddy looking directly at me, and just over his shoulder was a picture of the old hag picking potatoes!!!!! And for some reason I thought that either my buddy was me, or something had facked up with spacetime. Seriously I spent about a minute, while my eyes darted between my friend, and the old hag painting, until my friend said, "Did you see the painting with the old woman picking potatoes?", and then I really had to choke back tears because I thought I just spoken but I didn't feel my mouth moving!!!!! Luckily these girls we were with found us, and we were dragged away. Another cool thing was checking out the progression of his self portraits and becoming totally convinced that I was spazzing out the more psychotic his portraits looked! ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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Taureau said: dawntreader said: oh boy... we better stay inside when you guys are here...
I find that the 'Dam isn't all about sacred herbs and fungi. I really love the Van Gogh museum. I was there once with a buddy and I remember we both decided to walk in opposite directions on the one level. Now I noticed this painting of an old hag picking potatoes on my left, and I carry on walking round. The thing is my friend had decided to change directions randomly because he was confused or something. So I carry on walking round and then I come to another painting on the left of an old hag picking potatoes! I couldn't remember whether I had changed direction or not, and when I realised I hadn't met my buddy, I began to totally spaz out. I changed direction and walked round, until I came to the hag picking potatoes, this time on the right again! Someone bumped into me and I turned round and kind of wimpered at them, but when they stepped aside, I saw my buddy looking directly at me, and just over his shoulder was a picture of the old hag picking potatoes!!!!! And for some reason I thought that either my buddy was me, or something had facked up with spacetime. Seriously I spent about a minute, while my eyes darted between my friend, and the old hag painting, until my friend said, "Did you see the painting with the old woman picking potatoes?", and then I really had to choke back tears because I thought I just spoken but I didn't feel my mouth moving!!!!! Luckily these girls we were with found us, and we were dragged away. Another cool thing was checking out the progression of his self portraits and becoming totally convinced that I was spazzing out the more psychotic his portraits looked! what a trip man | |
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I used to regularly get stoned at school before the head man changed and got all up tight (so now, no more at school). Anyway, one time (in fact the day before the guy I was with got expelled), we went and got heinously mashed on 2 fatties. Anyway, this guy had never listen to Prince before and I took him back to my house and jammed on Empty Room at top volume(I was lucky not to get caught :lol).
We were listening to this and we were both near tears and then I had this huge urge to fly to the song, so I told my friend to and we did - it was AWESOME! I was flying through green and blue skies swooping and diving and it was all slightly blurry - and I could FEEL all the swoops, it was awesome. | |
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Taureau said: I'm SURE that's the Mr Banana place, because I seem to remember missing the Batman routine as that was the night before. They obviously have Prince fans in the house! Maybe that WAS Prince in the Batman mask doing one of his 'small venue European performances' Or maybe it was one of his legendary Afterglows | |
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ConsciousContact said: FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said: Maybe that WAS Prince in the Batman mask doing one of his 'small venue European performances' Or maybe it was one of his legendary Afterglows | |
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