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Thread started 02/12/04 8:03am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

Prince-Love Children

After nearly 30 years of being a musician guitar and living a rock n' roll lifesytle and shagging all those women it's strange that Prince hasn't had any paternity suits brought 4ward.

Boris Becker jerkoff the tennis star and Mick Jagger have got stung... hmmm
Has there ever been talk of an illegitimate Prince heir 2 Mr Nelson's Empire...?

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kiss :kiss:
spank
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Reply #1 posted 02/12/04 8:08am

yamomma

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I've said it before!
P is my daddy!

up and left me and my mom one saturday. Said he was going to get some tollet paper. Never came back home. I ain't still mad or nothin' Just give me all that back child support and I'll leave you alone.
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Reply #2 posted 02/12/04 8:11am

JediMaster

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Shhh! You might give some pathetic person a really bad idea!! wink
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #3 posted 02/12/04 8:12am

FunnyWayOfStop
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I heard a rumour that prince is the secret real daddy of that Moose from Rocky & Bullwinkle-anybody got a pic so we can compare the two? hmm
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Reply #4 posted 02/12/04 8:13am

FunnyWayOfStop
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JediMaster said:

Shhh! You might give some pathetic person a really bad idea!! wink

Nah Robin Givens doesn't read the Org lol
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Reply #5 posted 02/12/04 8:14am

jonylawson

your now officially my least fave orger.
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Reply #6 posted 02/12/04 8:15am

CherrieMoonKis
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Cant tell ya...but I have a 13 year old secret...shhh
peace & wildsign
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Reply #7 posted 02/12/04 8:16am

FunnyWayOfStop
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jonylawson said:

your now officially my least fave orger.

ThankU Stalkerboy batting eyes
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Reply #8 posted 02/12/04 8:19am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

I reckon Prince is paying off at least a dozen women from at leat 6 states and 4 different Continents-
Prince's comeback might be a condition of the child support lettrs he keeps getting sperm
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Reply #9 posted 02/12/04 8:19am

the3rddoctor

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To avoid Daleks, simply walk up a flight of stairs...
I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

http://artists.primetones...e_master68
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Reply #10 posted 02/12/04 8:22am

FunnyWayOfStop
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the3rddoctor said:

To avoid Daleks, simply walk up a flight of stairs...

Thanks Doc-U da Man!
I was thinking of pouring water over him and fuckin' up his circuits but that might turn him on-do daleks have a sex life Doc?
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Reply #11 posted 02/12/04 8:24am

Handclapsfinga
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that'd be messed up...somebody take him on maury povich.


prince...you are the father! omg
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Reply #12 posted 02/12/04 8:30am

FunnyWayOfStop
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:

that'd be messed up...somebody take him on maury povich.


prince...you are the father! omg

Rikki Lake: Do U know why Ur here Prince
Prince:Is this a promo 4 my new album 'Prince sings Englebert Humperdink 2004'
Rikki: Please meet Ur daughter !
Alicia Keys: Daddy!!
Prince:Got something 2 tell U Im really a woman
Alicia Keys:So Ur really my Mommy...errr so who's my Daddy??
Rikki:And now welcome to the show Larry...!!!
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Reply #13 posted 02/12/04 8:33am

Handclapsfinga
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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

Rikki Lake: Do U know why Ur here Prince
Prince:Is this a promo 4 my new album 'Prince sings Englebert Humperdink 2004'
Rikki: Please meet Ur daughter !
Alicia Keys: Daddy!!
Prince:Got something 2 tell U Im really a woman
Alicia Keys:So Ur really my Mommy...errr so who's my Daddy??
Rikki:And now welcome to the show Larry...!!!

o god...ill falloff
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Reply #14 posted 02/12/04 8:42am

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

I heard a rumour that prince is the secret real daddy of that Moose from Rocky & Bullwinkle-anybody got a pic so we can compare the two? hmm


Oh c'mon! It's obvious from his high voice and small stature that its Rocky the flying squirrel that's Prince's lovechild!
jedi

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Reply #15 posted 02/12/04 8:50am

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FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

the3rddoctor said:

To avoid Daleks, simply walk up a flight of stairs...

Thanks Doc-U da Man!
I was thinking of pouring water over him and fuckin' up his circuits but that might turn him on-do daleks have a sex life Doc?


No, they reproduce asexually...
I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

http://artists.primetones...e_master68
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Reply #16 posted 02/12/04 8:51am

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Would that make Larry Graham a child molester?
I've reversed the polarity of the neutron flow... Now to find a way to exterminate Melody Cool and Rosie Gaines... blowupshoot3sperm

http://artists.primetones...e_master68
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Reply #17 posted 02/12/04 9:00am

FunnyWayOfStop
pinTheJuice

There was a rumour that Prince and Kim Basinger were gonna be parents but she aborted-pure rmour though hmm
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