THE POPSTAR REINVENTION: (major record companies love it!)

1. Michael Jackson is on the way out as a super performer (male) with all his current problems, his future musical career (with new material) looks shakey...

Enter Prince... Hey, he sees an void with male popular artists of his generation...and yet it is possible he could come back with vengeance. Who's bad?...

2. George Michael phones Prince...'Hey you know what, mate?? My old record company were a bunch of gits, yeah, but they did a cracking job on promoting me, cause of the heritage etc' (in North London accent)

'Do you know what ? If you say to the press that some there was a bunch of wankers running WB when you were there, and now they have gone, the public might buy it and understand if you sign with a major again, cause it's on your own terms now.' Whatdya reckon, Prince old boy?'

Enter Prince...'Yeah George is right...my fans won't think i am hypocrytical if i blame it on some losers that were running things at WB at the time! Yeah, baby i'm a star and i will show them!'

3. Madonna pings Prince on msn messenger and says, 'Yo Prince!? You know this acting thing really blows, forget it! I am going back to my roots...maybe you should too? After all, I know you are a material boy and I am a material girl' Reinvent yourself, it works for me!

Yes, but where do the grassy knoll and the book depository come into all this?

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Anxiety said:

pssst! you forgot about the 'magic bullet' theory, too...

Milty said:

Hello, it is late...I am just having a laugh with my stupid imagination


...jeeez atitude 'I didn't know, I was playin', in a cathedral'