Just got up this morning (UK), and it's 7:20am. Anyway, I get up, and to keep me awake I turn on my radio loudly to XFM Breakfast show (that's the best) and they were talking about Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols, then they said the following:

"What if Johnny wasn't a rockstar - whad'ya reckon he would be?"
"A Bus Driver."
"Or an angry postman - actually anyone that won't accept anything more than a fiver."
"Actually, there's a new topic - What would rockstars be if they weren't famous, people like Freddie Mercury - "
(interrupts)"or Prince?!"
"Nah, Prince is easy - if he weren't famous he'd be some kind of sexual pervert."
"You're right, that's a pretty easy decision."


I think I'm gonna have a good day.