Has anyone else noticed that Mayte couldn't sing 4 shit??

Prince's Lyrics - Tone Deaf Lyrics
I knew a girl named Mayte
I guess u could say she was a groupie
When I met her she was Puerto Rican
2 days later she was an Egyptian queen
I said how U like 2 join the line
And what takes the piss-she's the worst bitch I ever signed

I took her 2 Paisley Park
And she just couldn’t believe her eyes
She told me she was a professional dancer
Everything I know as lies
I said sign your name on the dotted line
The bitch couldn't read or write
So Mayte faked she'd gone blind

Mayte

Mayte started singing
And that really fucked with my brain
I can’t tell u what she was attempting to sing 2 me
But my ears will never be the same
Her singin will kick your behind
Oh, she’ll show u no mercy
like a cross between a foghorn and Morris from the Time

Tonedeaf’ Mayte

Woke up the next morning
Mayte was gone
I looked in the national enquirer and I found
Mayte had been fuckin the Ex man of Pam Anderson
It said thank u 4 a funky time
And another thing "when we met i was only 9"

Oh, Mayte, ohhh

So slack Mayte, so slack
Your dirty little prince
Wanna shine the dime U used to flick on Ur stomach and stick it up ur behind

{backwards at the end...}
"hello, how r u? I’m fine. ’cause I know
That Larry is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

That is very bad!

Anyway all-im off 4 a 2week break in turkey-see ya's

its not nice 2 call other peoples exes "bitches".

jonylawson said:

Oh im sorry I meant Ho

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

No, you can't leave. You're the funniest guy here...

one word:

O
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bananacologne said:

Yeah perhaps but thats not gonna stop me loving U

the3rddoctor said:

ahum.

dawntreader said:

Im not funny Im misunderstood

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

It's funny cuz it's true

o.m.g. that is so funny. i don't know that much about mayte(how the hell do you say that?)

FunnyWayOfStoppinTheJuice said:

i thought it was fucking hilerous

glamslamkid said:

"my-tay"

"my" (as in my)

"tay" (as in ryhmes with hay - what horses eat).

Mayte IS a whore

classic!

garnis said:

Thank you. It needed to be said.

I liked that!!

All this Mayte bashing is really old now. The poor girl had to put up with so much shit from P. Undoubtedly it wasn't all one sided and it takes two to break up a marriage.

Calling the woman a whore shows a deep lack of understanding and respect.