This was written by eric b quite some time ago and is public knowledge. Tell me if you see anyone in this including ones self

"My history of the life of a Prince fan:

1978: Complain about the disco sound
1979: Compain the album is too poppy
1980-1981: Complain about the song about incest and the tiny underwear onstage
1982-1983: Complain that 1999 is a double-album and costs too much
1984: Complain Purple Rain is too mainstream and he has too many teenaged fans
1985: Complain ATWIAD wasn't Purple Rain II and it was too psychedelic
1986: Complain about Under The Cherry Moon and the lack of interviews
1987: Complain he fired Wendy & Lisa
1988: Complain that Lovesexy wasn't Sign "O" The Times II - continue
complaining that he fired The Revolution - complain that he's alienating his
non-Christian fans
1989: Complain Batman is too mainstream and that he sold out
1990: Complain about Grafitti Bridge
1991: Complain D&P is too mainstream and that he sold out - complain about
rappers especially Tony M.
1992: Continue complaining about Tony M.
1993: Complain The Hits/The B-Sides wasn't EXACTLY what we wanted - continue
complaining about Tony M.
1994: Complain about record company fight - okay, you can stop complaining
about Tony M. now
1995: Continue complaining about record company fight - complain about
promotion of new Prince material - complain about not releasing Gold
Experience - complain about not touring U.S. - complain about cowbell in
Endorphinmachine
1996: Complain about Chaos & Disorder and lack of promotion - complain that
Emancipation is too mainstream and that he's selling out
1997: Continue complaining about Emancipation - complain that Mayte is ruining
his life as a musician and turning him into a whipped little boy
1998: Complain about Newpower Soul - complain that his concerts have too many
greatest hits - complain about Larry Graham
1999: Continue complaining about Larry Graham - complain about website/fanzine
lawsuites - complain that he is alienating his Christian and non-Christian
fans - complain that Rave is too mainstream and that he's selling out
2000 & beyond: find something new to complain about - oh and don't foget to
keep complain about Larry Graham until he leaves

Does that about sum it up?? "

This is Exactly right!!! RDhull you are my favorite.

rd, i betcha a pack of now n'laters that somebody'll be along to add the post-2000 stuff...co me dy.

rdhull said:

No, People have come up with alot more complaints about Prince than that...
That's just the tip of the Iceberg...

rdhull said:



that's my favorite!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Jolly Ranchers are better...

oOoOJulyOoOo said:

oOoOJulyOoOo said:

[This message was edited Sat Jan 24 14:46:00 PST 2004 by oOoOJulyOoOo]

squirrelgrease said:

who's complainin' about complainin? Cause if you mean moi, Im steady laffin at yall

squirrelgrease said:

ewww! i'm stickin with my now n'laters...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

good n plenty suck.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

C'mon, they gots licky-rish. MMM. Now N' Laters pull my fillings out of my head.

BorisFishpaw said:

Well it's true - there wasn't enough cowbell in that song.

Anxiety said:

Speaking of cowbell, did anyone ever see that hilarious SNL skit with Will Ferrell...?

BorisFishpaw said:

Mine, too! The released version was awful! (And I'm not sure that was entirely due to the cowbell.)

Where's the 1993 complain about the name change?

violator said:

Yeah, that's what it needed... More Cowbell...

oOoOJulyOoOo said:

oOoOJulyOoOo said:

lol
i can relate
yea,rd u right on that complain' s***

I wish I knew what the Sand Dollar reference I've kept seeing on these boards was all about.

BorisFishpaw said:

Indeed!

jessyMD32781 said:

Just a little more cowbell... I really wanna hear that cowbell... Okay ready... 1... 2... 3...

I never said that!

PEJ said:

U havent but I bet anxious did

HobbesLeCute said:

It was about someone who gave Prince a sand dollar and it accidently got broken. By the time the poster had posted the story and the aftermath had followed, it sounded like Prince had snatched it and said, "What do I want with a shitty sand dollar?", then proceeded to throw it to the floor, stamp on it, do 20 splits on it, finish with a spin on it and then stroll away whistling and smirking.

Actually I felt sorry for the person involved but it still makes me laugh.

TheEnglishGent said:

Oh yeah. The reports of him banging on a cowbell as he walked away were complete fabrication.

TheEnglishGent said:

That aint what happened..she stated she brought the sand dollar to give to Prince at th e soundcheck..she handed ot to him and it fell etc, she also said she had been waiting 20 years to give him that sands dollar lol, and he supposedly said something like "no u have not been waiting 20years..." as in surprise or whatever, but she took it as a "no u have not u damn billy jack bitch!". She went ona long tirade on how awful Prince was and how he wrecked her hopes and dreams and she basically could no longer have children because of this incident. When called on her assumptrions etc she proceeded to have over the course of a month, 3 cyber mental breakdowns. She also then went on a rampage calling folks stereotypical racial names and assuming those who were in an ethnic minority, proceeded to tell them to "go back to your ghetto..go back to stealing and selling drugs" ..("and stuff like that"-Arnold Schwarzeneggar) ( so those who felt sorry for her can eata dick). The person in question is the fruitcake named Rebecca/Oceana etc. Yes Hobbes,...THAT Rebecca.

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