This is kinda rackin my brain right now. when P says " i met her in a hotel lobby mastubating with a magazine", what exactly was she doing with it. was she just looking at the dirty pictures? and on purple rain, why did Apples get all upset when he performed it. was it written about her or something?

Well he sings it directly at her when she comes in, implying she's a whore for hanging out with Morris.

I always thought of her either doing her business with a magazine on her lap so maybe people couldn't see.

Either that or getting lots of nasty paper cuts.

Nikki rolled that puppy up, and shoved it her panocha(cooch, vagina, abyss, love closet, nappy dug out).

Rumor has it,the bellboy was watching

& then

Reply to 'Darling Nikki, what exactly was she doing with the magazine?'

She was reading it to get some style tips... ...

glamslamkid said:

Well the point is - was HE masturbating with the magazine or was it HER ?

From the lyrics, it's impossible to tell if you think about it.

TRON said:

I always presumed he walked into the lobby and saw her sat down reading an adult magazine whilst she was masturbating (with her hand).