U ask me for fried chicken, it's automatic
'Cuz every time U take it, I die, that's automatic 2
U ask me 2 forgive U, when U know, I'm just an addict
So stop the chicken baby, U know, It's all I wanna do
Hey
A-U-T-O-matic, stop trying to get my stuff
A-U-T-O-matic, You know enough's enough

U ask me if I'll fry it, it's automatic
And if U cry, me cry, boo-hoo, that's automatic 2
I would never give it up, no matter what U do
Stop the beggin baby, U know, I'm an fried chicken fool
Hey
A-U-T-O-matic, time to go door to door
A-U-T-O-matic, and rustle up some more

I'll give you slaw forever, it's automatic (A-U-T-O-matic)
I'll even give ya a biscuit in a haystack, that's automatic 2 (A-U-T-O-matic)
I'll go to town for U to get you chicken, it's automatic,
(I will, yes I will babe)
And even when I'm right, I'll be wrong,
that's automatic 2 (A-U-T-O-matic)
Hey
A-U-T-O-matic, stop trying to get my stuff
A-U-T-O-matic, You know enough's enough
Hey
So in love with U, yeah
A-U-T-O-matic, stop trying to get my stuff
A-U-T-O-matic, You know enough's enough
Hey
So in love with U, baby, yeah (A-U-T-O-matic, stop trying to get my stuff)
Alright, alright,
tell me what 2 do baby (A-U-T-O-matic, You know enough's enough)
Yeah yeah yeah
Hey
A-U-T-O-matic
A-U-T-O-matic

C'mon baby
A-U-T-O-matic, tell me what to do
A-U-T-O-matic, so in love with U

Don't say no man has ever tasted your ice cream
Baby you got the hot fudge supreme
You'll always be a biggun for no man deserves your food
I only pray that when U dream, I'm the 1 U dream of
I pray that when U dream, U dream of how we ate
Not with our forks but with our spoons
Stop me if I bore U
Why is it that I think we'd be so good in the kitchen?
Can U hear me? Why do I love U so much?
It's strange, I'm more comfortable around U when I'm hungry,
can U hear me?
I wonder if U have any mercy, don't torture me

Stop the chicken baby, automatic fool

When it comes 2 U I'm automatic baby
There's no 1 else like me
I'm the best you'll ever find
No 1 else could understand U, you're 2 complex
They say nothing's perfect, but they don't know U
That's automatic 2
Can U hear me? (A-U-T-O-matic)
Yes, I'm addicted 2 your ice cream
I'm addicted 2 your chicken
It's automatic (A-U-T-O-matic)
Automatically insane
Feed me a sundae(A-U-T-O-matic)
(A-U-T-O-matic)
Hey (A-U-T-O-matic)
(A-U-T-O-matic)
(A-U-T-O-matic)
(A-U-T-O-matic)
Hey
Fasten your seat belts
Prepare 4 takeoff

(I remember how U took my chicken)
(Not with your lips but with your soul)
(With U I'm never bored, talk 2 me some more)
(I can hear U, I'm going 2 have 2 torture U now)

I'd like to see the Istenzek version of this one !
Thanks !!

Fhunkin said:

I think that does it for me...

I can't seem to think about anything other than fried chicken.

Do JW's eat fried chicken?

the3rddoctor said:

That is excellent!!

Fhunkin said:

In fact, I did

But it turned out so disgustingly perverted that I didn't
post it. In fact I didn't even keep a copy for myself but
just closed windows without saving

It was about a man singing to his girlfriend that she had
to wash herself cuz she smelled so bad it triggered his
narcolepcy




Your knickers smell like fish broth, (I’m narcoleptic)
'Cuz every time U strut by, I swoon, from your nautical perfume
U ask me for abstinance, when U know, I'm just an addict
So wash your pussy baby, U know, shave that little kitty too


Shame I didn't save the rest. But it would've never passed
the org police cuz it was just rank. It oozed perversion.

Fuck I wish I'd saved it, the "rap" part was the filthiest
piece of text I've ever assembled. I nearly wet myself

IstenSzek said:

Think, think well, with a brain like yours it is sure to come back to you !!

cute now how about a vegan version?

mmm,fried chicken

You have too much free time...

we need a humor & senseless forum

Krid said:

You think?

the3rddoctor, post your lyrics, or ask a member to do it, on the npgmc forum!

OOOh Boy