I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a food fiend
I met her in a restaurant
Havin a ball at the buffet line
She said how’d u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki chow

She took me 2 her table
And I just couldn’t believe my eyes
She had so many appetizers
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grease

Nikki

The table started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can’t tell u what she did 2 me
But my taste buds will never be the same
Her chicken will kick your behind
Oh, she’ll show u no mercy
But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grease

Darlin’ nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn’t there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grease

Oh, nikki, ohhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your hungry little prince
Wanna grease grease grease grease grease grease
{backwards at the end...}
"hello, how r u? I’m fine. ’cause I know
That fried chicken is coming soon, coming, coming soon."