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Prince-Conspiracy Theory Firstly let me brief U citizen.
Listen close and hard cos this concerns our National security. My name is agent LHF and I have defected from the FBI. In the 80's the singer Prince made a song called Ronnie talk 2 Russia which really pissed off the President at the time. Reagan ordered the FBI to replace Prince with a clone and was supposed to retract that order but he got Altheimers and 4got. Some time in 1992 Prince released a song called live 4 Love and really pissed off the then President Bush Snr. who justifying his actions by refering back to the Reagan order of the 80's, directed that Prince be taken to a remote desert island in the Pacific and be replaced with a clone of equal appearance but unequal creative skills. This was carried out but the clone proved defective and started making ridiculous decisions like changing his name to something that looks like a piece of gay jewellery and releasing a nonsense computer generated album called N.E.W.S. The real Prince now lives on the island of WahiWahi and is allowed to release one song a month under the guise of other artists-past releases have included Maxwell 'till the cops come knocking' and his most recent disguised release has been 'A thing called Love' by The Darkness. Please inform me of any more conspiracies... | |
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 that sounds about right
Prince used to post regularly on the org under the handle IceNine | |
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Prince once had it off with Michael Jackson's sister Latoya-oh yeah and have U heard the one about the donkey...I can see his next release being a remix of MJ's 'Leave me Alone'. | |
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 music is its own reward - Sting | |
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LonghairedFaggot said: 'A thing called Love' by The Darkness.
Hilarious, but it sounds nothing like Prince. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm a sucker for a major chord | |
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Romance1600 said: LonghairedFaggot said: 'A thing called Love' by The Darkness.
Hilarious, but it sounds nothing like Prince. dIDN'T SAY HE SANG IT-JUST THAT HE WROTE IT CITIZEN-AND WHAT IS UR CONSPIRACY..? | |
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Ardeo said: Prince used to post regularly on the org under the handle IceNine  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Prince does not eat anything without first blessing it even chewing gum | |
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The only conspiracy is the owner of this
"new" orger... | |
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cborgman said: Ardeo said: Prince used to post regularly on the org under the handle IceNine I've heard that too, i wish he still did post, twud b cool. xcept now he'd probably spout jw shee-it and back himself up all the time. Where the hell did the kid get IceNine from anyways?! | |
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