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SATAN CLAUS EMAIL FROM THE NPGMC ? if anybody still has the email could u post it ! | |
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"satan's claws" = worst. npg spam. ev-er.  | |
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'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair The children r told of some nice guy in red While the truth about Santa is Satan instead And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps 2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth? Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth... Away from the lies that r simply rehashed Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast No mention that Jesus was born in December So, who is it, each year, that the people remember? O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye climbed He bgan a fake religion that competed with God Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod! More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains? The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin From the whole list there's none u should leave All pagan in origin, they only dceive B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2 All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue And that right there provides the first clue With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer As children continue their worship year after year Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS? Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own: Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled - In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead! Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable 2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH Eye heard it xclaimed while thru Jeremiah eye was breezin', "Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen." - an NPG Music Club Member | |
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serpan99 said: 'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair The children r told of some nice guy in red While the truth about Santa is Satan instead And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps 2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth? Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth... Away from the lies that r simply rehashed Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast No mention that Jesus was born in December So, who is it, each year, that the people remember? O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye climbed He bgan a fake religion that competed with God Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod! More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains? The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin From the whole list there's none u should leave All pagan in origin, they only dceive B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2 All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue And that right there provides the first clue With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer As children continue their worship year after year Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS? Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own: Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled - In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead! Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable 2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH Eye heard it xclaimed while thru Jeremiah eye was breezin', "Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen." - an NPG Music Club Member   love is god, god is love, girls and boys love god above | |
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serpan99 said: 'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair The children r told of some nice guy in red While the truth about Santa is Satan instead And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps 2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth? Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth... Away from the lies that r simply rehashed Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast No mention that Jesus was born in December So, who is it, each year, that the people remember? O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye climbed He bgan a fake religion that competed with God Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod! More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains? The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin From the whole list there's none u should leave All pagan in origin, they only dceive B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2 All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue And that right there provides the first clue With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer As children continue their worship year after year Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS? Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own: Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled - In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead! Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable 2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH Eye heard it xclaimed while thru Jeremiah eye was breezin', "Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen." - an NPG Music Club Member This can't be real... *********************************************************************************************
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MrWhatever said: This can't be real...
it indeed was a reality. ask any npgmc member and they'll tell ya. 
and man, that poem brings back memories from when it first came out....that was ill! and i remember BlueAgave's rebuttal poem too, anyone still have that and wanna post it here? it was awesome!  | |
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thanx !!!
i thought i would get a faster post over here ,, im sure it would have got deleted at the club ( u tell us ) merry christmas | |
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Prince Really reminded me of the "The Church Lady" last Christmas.  -Dean is the cheese to my macaroni- | |
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I'm just surprised they haven't yet mentioned the fact that
Coca Cola company designed Santa the way we all got to know him. I mean, the "look" of Santa. Well, Coca Cola fcuz made him a sociable, friendly looking and cozy mixture of old European folklore and tradition of countries like Holland, Germany and Norway. But still, they did design the Santa we all know now and see in movies or in magazines etc. So I guess Coca Cola company is owned by Satan who thus meddled his way into children's lives to teach them greed by way of a ritual that spans 2 days in 1 year. Very likely npgmc. Strange. Perhaps they don't do that much research anyway at the npgmc and are happy to just brand this little bit of fun -one of the few days every year when people of all walks of life actually make a BIT of an effort to get along- to brand that brainwashing by Satan. :swoon: and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: MrWhatever said: This can't be real...
it indeed was a reality. ask any npgmc member and they'll tell ya.
and man, that poem brings back memories from when it first came out...that was ill! and i remember BlueAgave's rebuttal poem too, anyone still have that and wanna post it here? it was awesome! yeah, her reply was classic. Christmess? WTF? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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It's a shame Prince (or the NPGMC) write these ideas in such a silly fashion because they actually address very important issues.
But then, you have to wonder, why someone who believes in Jesus so vehemently, thinks Santa Claus is any less valid. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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i've never read that whole thing. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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For Europeans Santa Claus lives in the north of Suomi/Finland. His name is NOT Santa Claus over there and so there is NO anagram with Satan!
Please xplain Prince. | |
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This is the first I've seen this poem, actually...
Yuck. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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that old satan claws guy brought me some good shit in my lifetimes "Climb in my fur." | |
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One word: TWATMAS | |
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone post BlueAgave's retort. I remember laughing my fucking nuts off at it...PLEASE!!! "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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Last night, yeah, I spent another lonely, lonely Christmess
Larry, ya a brother called Larry, he was there, yeah Cuz all the things that Larry makes up All about the Santa(SATAN) that makes me wanna jump and shout Jehovah, u are the only 1 I care 4 Remember the time we used to cus' up on that stage when my albums ruled? PMRC and your momma got uptight Back before the death of cool Remember When you pre ordered CB 4 money And I robbed U blind Remember how u used 2 scream so loud Cuz u hated that number 1800newfunk Hey, I deleted your posts on the board This afternoon Good Heaven not acting grown Larry gots me acting like 10 feet tall But unlike MJ I don't want your children All your money for 2 mp3s, baby U know, NPGMC are the cheapest of them all U are dumber than a rich man with money to blow Last night, yeah, I spent another lonely, lonely Christmess Larry, ya a brother called Larry, he was there, yeah Cuz all the things that Larry makes up All about the Santa(SATAN) that makes me wanna jump and shout Jehovah, u are the only 1 I care 4 My friends used 2 say Never trust Warner Bros. Now I guess that also applies to NPGMC NPG baby can promised me Baby can u promised me u'd never believe Then u open gifts on the 25th day of December Oh Larry Your fans said it was balognia Larry helped to change your rep But then u said u would not sing Head And I, I say its senseless Every Funking night 4 7 years now I drink jack-n-coke 'til I'm blind As long as I can hear get off unedited I'm smilin' baby Don't wanna hear about Santas tears Another Christmas is mine Yeah, mine Yeah At that web site from france with more music than NPGMC Christmas is mine Still.. Last night, yeah, Prince spent another stupid, stupid Christmess Larry, ya a brother called Larry, he was there, yeah Cuz all the things that Larry makes up All about the Santa(SATAN) that makes me wanna jump and shout Money, is the only thing NPGMC cares 4 No gifts for U! | |
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KingSausage said: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE someone post BlueAgave's retort. I remember laughing my fucking nuts off at it...PLEASE!!!
puh-leeeze!!! with chocolate on top? i know someone here has the poem saved n'stashed away!  i copied, printed n'saved it but i can't find the paper i had it on...i think i might've accidentally thrown it out when i was cleanin my apartment a while back.
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serpan99 said: 'Tis the nightmare called ChristMESS that has the whole earth
Practicing pagan rituals in the name of Christ's birth The stockings r hung, yet none seem 2 care The Bible makes no such reference 2 this affair The children r told of some nice guy in red While the truth about Santa is Satan instead And mama passes tradition 2 her kids' little laps Enabling the origin of ChristMESS 2 remain under wraps 2 lazy 2 research what u've bLIEved since ur youth? Then sit back and listen while eye tell u the truth... Away from the lies that r simply rehashed Eye opened the Bible and threw up, quite aghast No mention that Jesus was born in December So, who is it, each year, that the people remember? O, what 2 my wandering eyes should eye find But a celebration called Saturnalia - then, further backwards eye climbed He bgan a fake religion that competed with God Eye knew at that moment it was Nimrod! More rapid my heart beat the blood thru my veins If Christ was never in ChristMESS, what then remains? The wreaths, mistletoe, ChristMESS goose and the fixins ChristMESS trees, gift-giving and holey day mixin From the whole list there's none u should leave All pagan in origin, they only dceive B4 u knew the whole truth, it wasn't a lie But, now that u know, it's on u 2 deny Now on2 the icon, of course, u all knew Bhind that long, flowing beard Santa hid something 2 All eye had was an inkling, so eye went in search of the proof That Santa was not what eye'd learned in my youth Eye drew in my breath when the truth hit my eye Xposed were the roots of this so-called good guy He's dressed all in red - take note of the hue And that right there provides the first clue With a bundle of toyz 2 teach children greed Walk in2 any toy store and watch him succeed Y yes, it is true, as the anagram will suggest SANTA is SATAN, just festively dressed His wry, little mouth is drawn up in a sneer As children continue their worship year after year Upon his mind, do u suppose that it gnaws The telling morph of his name 2 spell SATAN'S CLAWS? Yet, the characteristics of God he assumes as his own: Omniscient, omnipresent - he's after God's throne He is cunning and wicked, sure no jolly old elf Now eye cringe when eye c him, no longer kidding myself This nightmare called ChristMESS - how eye was misled - In honor of Jesus, upholding Nimrod instead! Churches ignore this truth tho it lurks Eye guess appeasing the pagans wins over converts ChristMESS lies warrant cleanup or else they r liable 2 put one at odds with what's taught in the Bible Celebr8 how u like - the way u did in ur youth Or recognize God as a Spirit 2 b worshipped in TRUTH Eye heard it xclaimed while thru Jeremiah eye was breezin', "Thus saith the Lord, learn not the way of the heathen." - an NPG Music Club Member  Is this from this year or a previous year? Either way it ain't even that serious.[This message was edited Wed Dec 24 15:15:26 PST 2003 by beautifulone7] | |
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beautifulone7 said: Is this from this year or a previous year?it was from '01... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: beautifulone7 said: Is this from this year or a previous year?it was from '01... Man, I never got these...seriously, I never recieved this wacky emails. Wonder why. I'm not denying the validity of them...just never got them | |
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Never knew Prince felt like that in 2001...hmmm 
Thanks for posting. So...how's everybody doing?  | |
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I never believe in Santa...too obvious...we kids bought our parents' gifts...
so logically I figured they bought ours. So I said Thanks Mom... Thanks Dad! Plus it was something about the "white guy"...I just could not believe... Poor people = naughty since they got less stuff. Rich people = nice...Santa brought them lots of stuff...LOL! That's the way my child-mind saw it. 
Melody So...how's everybody doing? | |
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That's a cute way of thinking about it, Melody!  Your child-mind made me smile, thanks!No confusion, no tears. No enemies, no fear. No sorrow, no pain. No ball, no chain.
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Santa = Satan
Hmm...didn't someone already make this connection long before, like the Church Lady?
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 and a few  's
This shit is just too funny... | |
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Romance1600 said: But then, you have to wonder, why someone who believes in Jesus so vehemently, thinks Santa Claus is any less valid. The purple noggin' is closed to other possible viewpoints. Why is the Bible filled with any more truth than Mein Kampf? Both tomes are about one-way streets. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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squirrelgrease said: Both tomes are about one-way streets.
How true! What was all that shit about celebrating Saturnalia? What the fuck is Saturnalia??? Christians did hijack a pagan festival but it was called Yuletide. Yule logs are pagan. Putting a tree inside your house is pagan. Mistletoe is pagan... And you know what? I don't give two shits whether its a Christian or pagan celebration - I believe in the spirit of Christmas even if I'm an atheist. The world needs one day off every year to reflect and Christmas is as good a time as any. | |
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