Since 1989 when I first got my paws on a Black Album tape,
I've been wandering about the Banana Gologn.

Damn, I'd want some of that. But where could one get it??

Was it something well known back in those days? Or is it
just a "funk" expression of Prince's. Made up?

God, just imagine someone strutting by in a club, who'd
been "soaked in Bananacologne"...

:swoon:
[This message was edited Mon Dec 29 11:21:50 PST 2003 by IstenSzek]

IstenSzek said:

i think he meant cum

Christopher said:

oh goodness

I don't mean that I think cum is goodness BTW

(I don't like that stuff edit)
[This message was edited Mon Dec 29 5:03:28 PST 2003 by KeithyT]

Christopher said:

i think you're right!

KeithyT said:

seriously?

Well, that's some pretty amazing imagery,
to rename "cum" to "banana cologne"

Am I the only person who clicked on this thread purely to find out what "Gologne" was ???

IstenSzek said:

"soaked in banana cologne..."

Christopher said:

But, if you were "soaked in banana cologne" , then why
would it be "no wonder, you're all alone" ??

Surely there must be people trippin' on someone covered
in cum.

I mean, you see more weird things on a night out, don't you

IstenSzek said:

hes embarrassed of his erection or smells bad or something...

ok now i have to go listen to it and give it some more thought!

Christopher said:

I'm listening to it too, but I just can't make any
sense of it.

Perhaps it really just is Banana Cologne, something
funky Prince had mixed up back in the day.

freakyfeet said:

No, that would be me too.

Anyway... there was a thread discussion about this a couple of months ago -- sometime before the Great Fall Exodus of 2003. Consensus seemed to be that 'banana cologne' is cum, if I remember correctly.

It's cum.

freakyfeet said:

no, that's what i came to see.

But Banana Colgone does exist! My friend, Caroline has a little bottle filled with this stuff. The perfume!

i'm so dissapointed i wanted 2 kno wot Gologne was 2 !!!

ALSO...bananacologne is obviously cum !!!

banana = erection
cologne = liquid

erection = liquid = cum !

was this thread a wind up by anychance ???

IstenSzek said:

Im down wit' dat - Im diggin on the cum theory 2 - big style!

I have NO idea what the phuck a 'Golone' is tho!

Is that something 2 do with gargling afterwards?

Will you people please stop going on about Gologne!

So I made a mistake, big fucking deal.

And I'm still not convinced on the cum theorie, that seems
just way too far fetched.

People just so desperately want the black album to be some
over the top filthy nasty album that they see things that
simply aren't there.

I still think it's just a perfume with the actual smell
of bananas.

I mean, how funky is that?

Wouldn't you want to smell like bananas? I know I would



anyway, best lock this thread now.

IstenSzek said:

In case you haven't heard...Rockhard in a Funky Place is
hardly an innocent song

The whole song is about erections, being rock hard...banana cologne = cum.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Hell yeah! Im-a-lovin this thread!

Im lapping it up! (the thread that is...)

bananacologne said:

Yeah, right, u 'nana lapper!

IstenSzek said:

Thank u. I thought maybe that was the Dutch spelling.

IstenSzek said:

well, he fixed the title one, but missed the one in the text

IstenSzek said:

come on ! come on ! if u pardon the pun !!!

soaked in banana cologne , no wonder ur all alone
its written all over ur face , you'r just rock hard in a funky place !!!

its about come !!!