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In another epoch, kids listened to "Darling Nikki" because they knew they weren't supposed to, because it was too naughty. The song never appeared on any hit chart, and you never heard it on the radio or at a school dance, but almost any adolescent of the 1980s can still sing about a mysterious and lascivious woman named Nikki:

"I guess U could say she was a sex fiend," the song goes. "I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine."

The song was a soulful limerick from the "Purple Rain" days of Prince, whose voraciously fey Jheri-Curl Lothario act worked its spell even on the most suburban set. It was, at the time, the dirtiest song we knew.

And the world might have been a slightly different place if an 11-year-old Karenna Gore could have prevented her mother from listening to her "Purple Rain" cassette: "Darling Nikki" has the near-mythological honor in pop trivia of being the song that compelled Tipper Gore to co-found the Parents Music Resource Center with other congressional wives, who in 1985 successfully pressured big record companies to create a warning-label system for pop records.

Two slutty decades later, "Darling Nikki" is back, having been faithfully remade by the multi-platinum modern rock band the Foo Fighters.

Meant as a B-side to the Foo Fighters' single "Have It All," the new version of "Darling Nikki" has instead become a breakout radio hit: Locally, WHFS counts it among its most played and most requested songs this month, and on Los Angeles' KROQ, the tastemaking station of mallternative-skateboarding teen chic, the song has been played several times a day since early October.

Same Nikki, same lobby, same magazine, same tawdry notions . . . only now a different world, a world so sleazy that Nikki sounds comparatively quaint, in retrospect.

The narrator, Prince, sings of going home with her, where she produces a release form, asking him "Sign your name on the dotted line / The lights went out and Nikki started 2 grind."

Grind?

"That was the first time I think I ever heard that word," says Bob Waugh, the assistant program director at WHFS. When "Darling Nikki" was first released in 1984, Waugh was working at an alternative radio station on Long Island. The song was too hot to touch (or play on the radio) then, and anyhow, "Purple Rain" sold 13 million copies and had four other hit songs on it. ("Darling Nikki" was the last song on Side 1 of the album, ending with a spooky sequence of Prince and company singing something backwards. Nothing freaked out teenagers of the '80s more than backmasking. It was like a personal message from the devil.)

"It's one of those very visual songs," Waugh explains (in the hypnotically perfect drive-time voice of a radio lifer). "Not only does it rock like all hell, but it's got those trademark Prince screams in it."

In a post-"Nikki" era, everybody grinds. The world is completely ground, and lousy with Nikkis. The Foo Fighters, fronted by the ever-ironic Dave Grohl (a former member of Nirvana), seem to have known that "Darling Nikki" could hardly cause a blush amid the latest fare from Limp Bizkit, Jay-Z, Korn and Missy Elliott. (Self-pleasuring girls-gone-wild who hang out in hotel lobbies? Yawn. Happens all the time.) The new version is a note-for-note homage to the old, with the guitars cranked up more. Grohl screams in the same places and in the same way Prince screamed, as if to somehow address how far the world has come -- or sunk.

"Most cover songs are unnecessary," Waugh says. "But Dave Grohl has always had a flair for picking out underappreciated songs and . . . making them part of the Foo Fighters' repertoire. As soon as we heard 'Darling Nikki' in the office I ran down the hall and gave it to Virgin" -- the afternoon deejay at WHFS is named Tim Virgin -- "and we just threw it on."

Last heard from, Prince was going door-to-door, witnessing for Jehovah. Karenna Gore Schiff is 30, married and has two kids of her own. Tipper seems, in hindsight, less like the evil queen of censorship and more like some kind of prophetic genius, even if parents are still helpless to ward off all that Nikki wrought. Porn became a legitimate industry and cultural dialogue, and the people who star in it find legitimacy and social entree into VIP rooms. Stripteases and lapdances are becoming part of the national folklore. Sex toys might as well be sold at Sears. (No, wait -- Target.)

Kids today, when they're not allegedly pirating media online, send instant-message come-ons to one another in the same shorthand that Prince wrote lyrics. (U C it in their homework.) Open-mouth kissing between girls in the school cafeteria is a Nikki kind of phenomenon. Britney Spears is nothing but a Nikki. The Hilton sisters are Nikkis. Pink is a Nikki.

Nikki was originally supposed to suggest something coarse, scurrilous, vulgar. Prince used to surround himself in Nikki-equivalents -- women in lingerie with names like Vanity and Apollonia -- and when he decided they were used up, he moved on to Sheena Easton. (Vanity and Apollonia both have made appearances in VH1 retromentaries about the '80s; both have found Jesus.)

Recently at WHFS, during Virgin's afternoon show, a young listener called up and requested "that Foo Fighters song."

According to Waugh, the DJ asked the listener if he meant the Foo Fighters' remake of the Prince song. "The listener was totally confused because he had no awareness the song existed years before," Waugh says, "so we decided we had to play both versions."

The only problem was that WHFS long ago lost its copy of "Purple Rain." (They had to go down the hall and borrow it from WPGC, the hip-hop station, which is also owned by Infinity Broadcasting Corp.) "We then played them both back to back. It was pretty cool."

It was what one might call a teachable moment, in the school of nasty.





© 2003 The Washington Post Company

alexnvrmnd said:

Tipper Gore drew more attention to that song than it would have warranted otherwise.

After that, anybody who hadn't heard it wanted to hear it.

Another article with the word "scurrilous" in it.

Is this one of those "hot" words for 2003? If so, can we quit using it in 2004?

violator said:

kraftwerk

and true, she did p a favor and did a bit of advertising for that song (and the purple rain album as well)...i stilll don't get it: buyin a prince album for your 11-year old?! how dense can one be?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

True, dansa.

And that's really what the issue should have been about anyway. Take some interest in what your kids are listening to and don't leave it up to the labels.

ah, the good old days.

I enjoyed that article. Was true that about Darling Nikki being the dirtiest song ever back in 84, I was 14 and forever turning my sereo down on that track when Mum and Dad were in hearing distance.

Marrk said:

It was until you played the b-side to Lets Go Crazy.

Erotic City was one for your momma to like!

Nice article. Made me smile. Makes me wanna go upstairs and listen to them back to back...

...dammit, I'm going!

I remember when a link to the Foo Fighters' version of this osng was posted here some time ago. Even though Prince's version will forever be my favorite, the Foo Fighters' version is a good cover. I'm glad it's reaching new audiences.

bkw said:

No way it's dirtier than Sister, 4 years earlier.

booyah said:

Let's Pretend We're Married is the one that i was scared my rents would hear!!! - jeeze louise, they would have flipped!!! actually one day they did . . . my papa made me gather up all my Prince stuff and he proceeded to sledge hammer ever last bit of it on the kitchen chair - very disturbing. i have since re-boought everything and then again when it came out on CD. i salvaged some of my vinyls though - (he didn't get the pleasure of sledging those). ; )

booyah said:

Ooh yeah, forgot about that one.

Anxiety said:

no, i'm sorry. scurrilous will be the word for 2004. it's just now hitting its stride in November '03.



this year's word was "gravitas"... mark down 2004 for "scurrilous"

Cool article.

And speaking of parents and Prince; it reminds me of the time my mom found my Lovesexy Live videos and from looking at the cover she thought it was porn. That took some explaining!

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buyin a prince album for your 11-year old?! how dense can one be? [/quote]

my parents bought it for me and i was only 3 at the time, in fact they bought me a couple copies cuz i played them so much they started to sound bad.

Nikki is my idol

When I was 13 or 14, we played "Darling Nikki" in the school cafeteria almost every single day at lunchtime. They had a stereo set up in there, and they let the students bring their own music to play at lunch. We all knew it was dirty, but the teachers never did put a stop to it. Perhaps they thought it amusing.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

my mommy got me my 1st prince album when i was 11