Here's a song from Michael Jackson's newly-released Prince-tribute album mentioned here: http://www.prince.org/msg/7/70176


"Age Don't Matter 2 Night"

"One More Chance" peaked at #52
Unlucky 4 him again
He never had desire 4 women it's true
He never had desire 4 men
That's why he has a hidden room of toys
2 seduce the boys just right
He tucks little kids away in his bed
And says, "Age don't matter 2 night"

Age don't matter 2 night
It sure doesn't matter 2 me
I've got money - I had more than enough
2 beat the allegation of '93
So come with me - come 2 Neverland
I promise u it'll be alright
Cuz age means nothing 2 Peter Pan
And guess who I'll be 2 night

Look, here's a predicament
They're tellin' him he just might lose
Should he run off and try 2 flee the country
Or disguise himself as Dr. Seuss
All his rhymes will talk of pretty boys
And the dirty little things they do
So instead he better try 2 play it cool
And act like the charges are untrue

Age don't matter 2 night
It sure didn't matter 2 McCaulay
Age of consent means nothing 2 me
I'll just post bail and fly away (fly away)
I got a good lawyer who will get me off
Like I did 2 the boy last night
I know age didn't matter with Diana Ross
And age won't matter 2 night

(Oh! wee-oh!, won't matter)
(The kid is not his son, no?)

Hey now, maybe he'll find a new partner
When they send his butt off 2 jail
So what? He won't harm another child
It's time 4 justice 2 prevail (was it worth it?)

If true love is what we all live 4
Then true love will come 2 pass
Don't look 4 it in the picture of a child
Or in a piece of ass
(i say don't u touch that lad!)

U say age don't matter 2 night? (don't matter?)
Well it sure didn't matter in '93
But just when u thought u got away with it
A psychiatrist called the authorities (authorities)
That's when u found out u were better off
Making love 2 Lisa Marie (did u ever?)
Cuz age sure matters today (it matters!)
And it still matters 2 me

-Jasziah
[This message was edited Sat Nov 22 4:10:37 PST 2003 by Jasziah]

And I use those smilies legitimately! Funniest thread I've seen in a long time!

Cuz Age Means Nothing 2 Peter Pan



Fantastic.

very funny...but nasty ... lol ha ha

But what if he's innocent?

Even if he's guilty, I still feel sorry for him, what with his appearance and such.

And that's not to say I don't empathise with the kids he's allegedly molested, I'm just saying he is one fucked up human being, and any fucked up human being needs our love no matter how fucked up they.

Romance1600 said:

I really only meant it to be tongue-in-cheek, nothing more. I do feel sorry for the guy. For him to do anything that he's done (known and unknown), he must not have any good friends to help wake him up out of his fantasy world...

What a cute little song...

Romance1600 said:

Word! Put yourself in his shoes. I just don't get it though.. Jermaine Jackson was looking pretty darn handsome on 20/20 last night. In the J5, MJ was considered the best looking of the bunch but now he's... well...

Pray for him y'all

The other day Jermaine was talking about Michael when he said, "My brother is NOT eccentric!!!"

Jasziah said:

hey, he was just being a good sibling, you'd say the same thing if you were his brother, unless you did a latoya...

Im dyin