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Prince Is Santa Claus OK, let's say Kringle is sick this year or the reindeer are on strike. St. Nick turns to his old pal Prince to take care of the holiday deliveries.
Prince says, "Alright... but Larry has to be my elf. And I'm using the purple Prowler." Assuming that you've been less than naughty, what does Prince put under your tree? Me first. I've been real good, so I'll take the Chocolate Invasion... and peace on earth & shit. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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A few weeks before Christmas, he'll advertise what you're going to get - something really special.
And then, on Christmas Eve, he'll inform you that you're not going to get it due to a manufacturing 'bug' and you'll end up with nothing. | |
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I just wan't to see the tiny high-heel prints in the snow leading up to my chimney. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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Satan's Claws. | |
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Number23 said: Satan's Claws.
You're making baby Jesus cry. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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Prince can deliver the goods on his scooter. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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The only thing Prince will be delivering this Christmas is the Watch Tower! | |
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a new computer 
the complete monty python's flying circus dvd boxed set 
a kitty 
...but i don't have a fireplace/chimney that he could slide down in, so he'll have to haul all the goods up 3 flights of stairs instead.  | |
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Oooh, I dont have a chimney either, but I reckon he'd fit through my key-hole.(that's KEY, not cake, not ass)
I'd like a new pair of Dirty Mind briefs, mines have been fingered too much 
Failing that...I'd like the NPGMC chat room moderator job for a week. Oh, and because I've been really good, I'd like him to stand at the end of my bed and sing Madrid 2 Chicago for me 
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His guitars. | |
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JavierAlcalde said: His guitars.
the hohner's all mine! | |
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Ok, take the hohner's , and in exchange, I'll take his pianos, shynts, basses, acoustic guitars, drums, and so on  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: a new computer
the complete monty python's flying circus dvd boxed set
a kitty
...but i don't have a fireplace/chimney that he could slide down in, so he'll have to haul all the goods up 3 flights of stairs instead. What? No elevator? Elf Larry will have to carry him up. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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thebumpsquad said: Failing that...I'd like the NPGMC chat room moderator job for a week. That would be a stitch. Messin' with the Fams' heads. Think of the possibilities... If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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squirrelgrease said: OK, let's say Kringle is sick this year or the reindeer are on strike. St. Nick turns to his old pal Prince to take care of the holiday deliveries.
Prince says, "Alright... but Larry has to be my elf. And I'm using the purple Prowler." Assuming that you've been less than naughty, what does Prince put under your tree? Me first. I've been real good, so I'll take the Chocolate Invasion... and peace on earth & shit. santa prince can put this under my tree: a photo album consisting of rare pics of him simple but sweet | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: JavierAlcalde said: His guitars.
the hohner's all mine! mine!  [This message was edited Sun Nov 23 10:33:12 PST 2003 by rdhull] "Climb in my fur." | |
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he can leave the hohner and a namecheck for me being good all year   "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: he can leave the hohner and a namecheck for me being good all year
If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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rdhull said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: JavierAlcalde said: His guitars.
the hohner's all mine! mine!
[This message was edited Sun Nov 23 10:33:12 PST 2003 by rdhull] mine!!!  | |
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squirrelgrease said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: a new computer
the complete monty python's flying circus dvd boxed set
a kitty
...but i don't have a fireplace/chimney that he could slide down in, so he'll have to haul all the goods up 3 flights of stairs instead. What? No elevator? Elf Larry will have to carry him up. mental pic of larry in an elf costume, carryin prince on piggyback up the stairs | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: squirrelgrease said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: a new computer
the complete monty python's flying circus dvd boxed set
a kitty
...but i don't have a fireplace/chimney that he could slide down in, so he'll have to haul all the goods up 3 flights of stairs instead. What? No elevator? Elf Larry will have to carry him up. mental pic of larry in an elf costume, carryin prince on piggyback up the stairs lol like big chick did "Climb in my fur." | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: squirrelgrease said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: a new computer
the complete monty python's flying circus dvd boxed set
a kitty
...but i don't have a fireplace/chimney that he could slide down in, so he'll have to haul all the goods up 3 flights of stairs instead. What? No elevator? Elf Larry will have to carry him up. mental pic of larry in an elf costume, carryin prince on piggyback up the stairs That should be Larry's only job. Prince should come out on stage like that... "Hello Hawaii! Are you ready to get your funk on?! Uh, Larry... put me muthafuckin' down now." If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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Reply to 'Prince Is Santa Claus'
Why, yes.  Yes he is... 
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july said: Reply to 'Prince Is Santa Claus'
Why, yes. Yes he is...
I knew it! I aint sittin' on his lap, though. If prince.org were to be made idiot proof, someone would just invent a better idiot. | |
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