WHY IS IT ALL THESE FAKERS
SEEM TO MAKE THE MORNING PAPERS
THEY ARE SELLING RECORDS BY THE MILLION
SEEMS SO EASY IM MY OPINON
LOOK AT THE JAZZ STAR
HE REALLY NEEDS SOME GUTS
PLAYING FROM 7 TILL MIDNIGHT
SURVIVING ON PEANUTS
HE'S SELLING RECORDS BY THE DOZEN
PROBABLY SOLD HIS TENNER TO MAKE 'EM
WITH ARTWORK DESIGNED BY HIS BROTHER
AND LINER NOTES BY HIS MOTHER
TOLD WHAT TO DO
MIMING TO A TAPE
WHILE A TEAM OF EXPERTS
MAKE SURE THEY LOOK GREAT
TAKING A LIMO TO YA OWN PRIVATE BAR
MY GOD I WANT TO BE A POP STAR
GOING TO GET ON THE T.V
AND DATES WITH ONLY THE PRETTY
MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL PRETEND TO BE GAY
I'LL SELL SOME MORE RECORDS IN A FLASH THAT WAY
IT MAKLES NO DIFFERENCE IF I LOOK LIKE A NUT
EVERY KID IN THE WORLD. IS GONNA FOLLOW MY HAIRCUT
I'LL ADVERTISE SOME TRAINERS MAYBE EVEN A CAR
SHRUDE PRODUCT PLACEMENT WILL GARUANTEE IM A STAR
AND WHAT IF I DONT WRITE MY SONGS
SURLY THE AINT NOTHING WRONG
RETIRING WHEN IM 22
WITH A HOUSE A CAR AND NOTHING TO DO
ENTERTAINING AND SATISFACTION IT WILL BE
GOT NO NEED FOR ARTISTIC CREDABILTY
WITH THIS ATTITUDE IM PRETTY SURE TO GO FAR
MY GOD I WANT TO BE A POP STAR
MAYBE IT'S TO EASY
TO MOVE SO QUICKLY SO FAR
MY GOD I WANT TO BE A POP STAR
WHERE'S THE MIDDLE GROUND
IT'S HARD TO MAKE A LIVING WITH YA OWN TRUE SOUND
WHAT ROAD AM I GOING TO TREAD
WHAT THE HELL WOULD I DO INSTEAD
THERE MAY BE NO TOURS IN ROME(A)
OR A DRUG INDUCED DESIGNER COMA
NO TEENAGE GIRLS WILL...
I PREFER MY WOMEN OLDER
MAYBE I DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
SOMETIMES IT'D BE NICE TO PLAY THAT SELLS OUT
DRIVING TO A GIG IM MY BRAND NEW SPORTS CAR
MY GOD I WANT TO BE A POP STAR
MAYBE ITS TO EASY TO MOVE SO QUICKLY
WHO WANTS TO BE A POP STAR ??

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This cat brings to mind Jai. Whatever happened to him???