"Hypothetically speaking, who do you think would win a fistfight, you or Michael Jackson?"



Seriously now, who do y'all think would win if it came down to an all out brawl? Purple or Mikey? And why do you think they'd win?

I'm really trying to be objective here, but it's pretty obvious that P would easily kick MJ's white ass.

Michael Jackson. No doubt he's got a few sneaky weapons attatched 2 his torso somewhere.

i would love to make a short animated film dedicated to this very question...

ive said b4 put p and mj on stage, hand both a guitar stand back...

1 will blow u away !

and the other 1 ...well he'll jus blow !

well, I've been teaching martial arts for quite a few years so I guess I'm qualified to answer this.

I think Prince would win, although not by much. Mike has a reach and weight advantage over our man, but Prince is an 80's boy and has that eye of the Tiger! Prince has a martial artist's physique and is still a fast mover so I gotta hand it to the purple one

danielboon said:

That's the problem with electric guitars these days.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

NASTY...i like that !

I reckon P could slap Michael a new face.

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Have you seen the size of MJ's hands! Mike would slap P down harder than Clarence did in Purple Rain.

Marrk said:

They ran a few pics of them in Heat magazine (not that I read it, ya know!), and they ARE massive!

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M.J. is too much like child. He'd run and hide. Prince could knock him out.

meow85 said:

Voog said:

that, or put sand in p's hair and run off...

Oh, I can just hear it now.
Prince :Michael, u fuck! (whack!)
MJ : Owww!

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awww, man...

michael (holdin a hand over his right eye): oww!! you punched me in my eye, prince!

prince (belligerent voice): yeah, i know...(gives mikey a swift punch in the gut)...and i just kidney-punched you! whatcha gon' do about it, bitch?

m (holdin his belly, whimpers a bit):...that's it! i'm gonna call the cops on you right now!!! but before i do...

quickly, michael head-butts prince...but nothing happens!

p: ha!!!

m (angrily): owww, now i have a big goose-egg in the middle of my forehead--darn you and your big head! (runs away, wobbling a bit)

definatley Prince look at P and then look at Mj. P is just skin and muscle.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Oh man!
I'm gonna be dreaming bout this tonight!

part deux:

5 minutes later, michael comes walkin back up to prince...only this time, mikey-poo has this big muscle-bound dude with him.

michael (wavin a clenched fist at prince): i'm gonna get you good! i paid this guy a million dollars to kick your butt!

prince (lookin at his fingernails nonchalantly): aw shit, he got reinforcements to beat my ass. yay.

michael: okay, mr. muscle-man, get him!

muscle-man: but i can't.

michael (flabbergasted): wh-wh-what??? what do you mean you can't, that's what i hired you for!

muscle-man: i can't. he made me sign a gag order the night before last...that, and his lawyers sent me a cease-and-desist order because i was sellin his bootlegged material outta the backseat of my pinto. it's bad, i can't even look at him, lest i wanna get sued!

prince: ha!!!

michael: ooohhh, you are so gonna get it! c'mon, mr. muscle-man, let's go...you are so fired!!!

muscle-man: but--

michael: but nothin!!! let's go, i gotta pick up the kids from daycare...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

As Mikey's hobbling away, Prince takes off one of his heels and chucks it at him.


BANG

Smacks MJ on the back of the head.

Prince : Don't ever climb my fucking trees again, Peter Pan of Pop - don't make me laugh!!

MJ : Hee Hee

THE END

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Dansa - thats SOME imagination you got there!
L-l-l-l-l-love it!

I feel an Oscar on it's way.
Your documentary have a title?

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thebumpsquad said:

thebumpsquad said:

thanx! i dunno what the title would be, i gotta think about it...


part trois

several minutes later, michael comes runnin back towards prince...this time, he's armed with a huge cartoon-style bomb!

m (angrily): i have had it!!! there's only room in the '80s pop idol world for one of us--

p (interrupting): don't matter. i'm small enough, i can fit damn near anywhere, so shut your kiddie-hole before i knock the rest of your nose off! you don't scare me none!

m: shut up, prince! i've had it, i'm gonna end this once and for all!!! sha'mon, beeyotch!!!

michael proceeds to grab prince and ties him to the big bomb...he grabs a strike-anywhere match and strikes it on prince's chest in order to light it...

p: heyyy!!! if you set me on fire with that match, i'll--

m (interrupts): ohhh no, fancy pants...i ain't gonna set ya on fire, i'ma blow your skinny, vain, womanizing booty to kingdom come!!!

as soon as michael says "kingdom come", prince gets a strange look on his face. he wiggles around a bit within his restraints and pulls out an issue of awake!

p (soothing, antiseptic voice): brother michael, do you know about how jehovah can save your life?

m (shocked): oh no! i totally forgot how you had become a jehovah's witness--get away from me...

p: you must let him guide you to the kingdom and let him into your heart!!!

michael runs away, screaming...prince runs after him, bomb still attached to his back...they run off into the distance and all the sudden there's this loud 'ka-booom!!!'

michael's rhinestone-studded glove and one of prince's boots fall from the sky.

p and m (in unison, in the distance): ha!!!




~fin~

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Neither, they're both all peace-lovin'. They'd call it a truce. But Prince would win, MJ looks even frailer than P nowadays.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

that was fantastic!

celebrity death match, woohooo!! Prince would kick MJs ass anytime!

Hey, Michael's been "Bad" and a "Smooth Criminal". But, still I think Prince would shove one of his high heels so far up MJs arse he'd be saying "Heee, heee" for weeks.

Mj is an ex-JW. He could do a world of good with P. Sit him down for ten minutes and explain how they brainwashed him.

Or MJ could just smack him down... but it's not in his nature. P was right - he's a lover not a fighter. Not to say that he couldn't do it if he wanted to - MJ could beat his ass around the block twice.

This would never happen.

I think that Prince is too much of a gentleman to hit a woman, (if you don't count his scene in Purple Rain where he bitch-slapped Apollonia of course).

comepletely in an-biast mode...I'd put my money on Prince.
They're both "love EVERYONE!" freaks, but MJ's a bit softer than Prince.