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Reply #30 posted 11/16/03 6:34pm

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PurpleJedi said:

This would never happen.

I think that Prince is too much of a gentleman to hit a woman, (if you don't count his scene in Purple Rain where he bitch-slapped Apollonia of course).

I usually don't laugh at MJ cheap shots, but...fallofffallofffalloff
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Reply #31 posted 11/17/03 3:04am

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JimmyNothing said:

well, I've been teaching martial arts for quite a few years so I guess I'm qualified to answer this.

I think Prince would win, although not by much. Mike has a reach and weight advantage over our man, but Prince is an 80's boy and has that eye of the Tiger! Prince has a martial artist's physique and is still a fast mover so I gotta hand it to the purple one




dont 4get prince can kick better (splits). im pretty sure prince would be better at grappling also.
michael is very stiff when he moves, a very karate type and prince moves more like kung fu or boxing...fast and relaxed...michael has no chance.
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Reply #32 posted 11/17/03 11:32am

Shattered

Michael would definitly win. He's like a head taller than Prince is. Not that this situation would ever happen, but there is no way Prince could win. And taking cheap shots at MJ... childish.
Read this thread. The guys there have twice the maturity of the people here.
http://forum.mjeol.com/in...c=6680&hl=
Truly relvolting, are you.
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Reply #33 posted 11/17/03 11:50am

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Reply #34 posted 11/17/03 12:04pm

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It would be a no win. After P kicked MJ's ass, Michael would then let out one of his howls, morph into a panther and mangle Prince.
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Reply #35 posted 11/17/03 12:06pm

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They would both fight like little girls.

Prince, goes to tweak MJ's nose, it comes off in his hand, he runs of screaming - MJ wins by default.
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Reply #36 posted 11/17/03 1:39pm

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Romance1600 said:

They would both fight like little girls.

Prince, goes to tweak MJ's nose, it comes off in his hand, he runs of screaming - MJ wins by default.



u must be familiar with that
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Reply #37 posted 11/17/03 7:59pm

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thebumpsquad said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

awww, man...

michael (holdin a hand over his right eye): oww!! you punched me in my eye, prince!

prince (belligerent voice): yeah, i know...(gives mikey a swift punch in the gut)...and i just kidney-punched you! whatcha gon' do about it, bitch?

m (holdin his belly, whimpers a bit):...that's it! i'm gonna call the cops on you right now!!! but before i do...

quickly, michael head-butts prince...but nothing happens!

p: ha!!!

m (angrily): owww, now i have a big goose-egg in the middle of my forehead--darn you and your big head! (runs away, wobbling a bit)


blackeye


As Mikey's hobbling away, Prince takes off one of his heels and chucks it at him.


BANG

Smacks MJ on the back of the head.

Prince : Don't ever climb my fucking trees again, Peter Pan of Pop - don't make me laugh!!

MJ : Hee Hee

THE END




Whoa... OUCH! You do know that the cobbler who makes this boots for Prince reinforces the heels with steel so they won't break onstage, don't you? LOL! I'd hate to get shot (or kicked, or whatever) with THOSE babies!
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