1. Gett Off - If u have sex with some1 once, but u utilize no fewer than 23 different positions during that encounter, u should call this person the next day - not because it's nice, but because u need 2 remind him/her that this did, n fact, happen.
2. Darling Nikki - Women masturbating with magazines n hotel lobbies will likely b open 2 myriad sexual suggestions.
3. Little Red Corvette - The fact that a woman has a pocket full of used condoms is no reason not 2 have sex with her.
4. Sister - If ure sister is xactly twice ure age, feel free 2 make love 2 her.
5. Peach - U can tell a lot about a woman by the degree 2 which her titties bounce.
6. Gett Off - When attempting 2 remove clothing from a woman of larger proportions, it is somehow sexy 2 request that she "move that big ass 'round this way so can work on that zipper, baby."
7. Head - Women who r about 2 get married will still perform oral sex, as this is not really infidelity.
8. When You Were Mine - 3somes r emotionally difficult, but we must overcome this if we r truly n love.
9. Sexy M.F. - Dude, it's not the body, it's the mind...


The man

akashic said:

And even though he loves her for her mind, she's still a fool cuz he has to break it down for her.

This is hilarous. I'm crying at the computer. I love no. 7 Head!!

Isn't the Q just great. Or was this from Spin?

I forgot.

akashic said:

Well, you don't need Prince to tell you that, now do you

If I caught a nice dude masturbating with a magazine in a
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and have him join in on the fun

IstenSzek said:

FunkMistress said:

Do we have a volunteer??

IstenSzek said:

No way, those are boys. But I loved the idea!

FunkMistress said:

You know what they say "It's the thought that cums"

ehm, "counts"

OMG!!! Damn that was funny!!!

IstenSzek said:

You got twat right! Uh, that right, that is.

FunkMistress said:

TEACHER!!! They're pressuring me again!

IstenSzek said:

What about S.E.X. B side for ... Scandalous? around that time.

Can't remember the lyrics off hand as it's been a long time. But that was about sex obviously and monogamy?

This is safe sex, new power generation style! Another song that should influence the practise of safe sex.

Manogony and safe sex. It's a sign o the times!

Savage said:

A new sexual practice the Mistress hasn't heard of??

FunkMistress said:

My table is manogony.

1p1p1i3 said:

Manogony was a chessy Diana Ross movie, yes?

akashic said:

Alright! Nice list and description.

Here's another...

One Kiss At A Time: You can truely drive a woman nuts, if you use your tongue slowly, and all over her body!

Wow, what excellent advice I recieved from Prince when I was 16, that song changed my life, my girlfriend was never mad at me again.

I know, I'm not right

Blue
[This message was edited Thu Nov 6 15:04:10 PST 2003 by TheBluePrince]

What a great thread.

Dead On It - All the ladies love it if you lick 'em on the knees.