That's the English-to-Japanese-to-English translation of "My name is Prince and I am funky!" according to Babelfish. Here are the first lines of "Adore," rendered barely recognizable.

To end of time
as for me because of you it is there.
My center is owned, heart,
I worship not to lie.
When God strikes one day blind me,
your beauty which I still see.
It means love exactly in me, or defines what,
it is weak even excessively.

Try it with your favorite Prince song!
Go to www.babelfish.altavista.com.
Type the lyrics in the box. Select "English to Japanese" and hit "Translate." You should get a block of Japanese characters. Copy and paste the Japanese into the "Translate Again" box and this time translate it into English. Fall off your fucking chair laughing, then post your new Prince lyrics here.

Whoa.

I never meant to cause you any sorrow
I never meant to cause you any pain
I only wanted to one time see you laughing
I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain

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The fact that the sorrow which does not mean the fact that the desired pain where never I never me meet in only 1 time with me is caused is caused was not meant laughing and you want just in order to look at that I can amuse with the purple rain


Try waving your arms to that shit!

One more: "sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass!"

=


That donkey is shaken, the sexy motherfucker which shakes that donkey which shakes that donkey!

FunkMistress said:

That's deeep, man.

I including sincerity, think that the taste we would like to have sexual intercourse from your mouth,

Jamie Starr is queef. That is the time when your clock is locked. Vantity 6 is sweet very. All acquisition bits, us whom it is possible it stops it is possible now from the stone of my purple separated!

Unnnh, this is for Moonbeam.

You must drive this because of the money at all, because of the taxi is. And this me like my sibling, the handsome and is high, because why whether it did not withstand, is.

To I D to A to M O to N to D to pearl of love

FunkMistress said:

Moonbeam said:

My mascara is running. I am actually crying. I think I peed my pants.

OMG!

As for Everytime us there is a date. I in me who am done, waiting dearly you want. Me like pimp being visible then you called to me. But the honey, I dinner, the jumbo shrimp of 18, ' waiting became aware to after the denunciation.

The chocolate - was the fact that it gives how many your to me obtained... the chocolate - waitin because some '? Chocolate - ha, Ohio state Lawd. Give how many of that... the chocolate - above this it waits by any means in me, it is not possible.

In the degree where I come having the house. Just wanna means that headache, you obtain being. If I obtain the bed, tryin which brags about the baby ' is not. I can use that body and everything which therefore you had ' the head of achin eagerly, desires the fact that is.

Chocolate - Aah, Ohio state Lawd. Give in me how many your... the chocolate - waitin because some '? Chocolate - Ohio state Lawd. Give how many of that... the chocolate - uh cannot wait above this by any means in me!

Aahh! Ha see! Haa and uh of Haa. Backup and waiting, waiting... chocolate - troublesome Ohio state. Give in me how many your... the chocolate - waitin because some ', the baby? The chocolate - at the time of the ampere well. Give in me how many of that... the chocolate - Uh, the I meant that I cannot wait above this by any means well!

Now backup. It is. There. Calling to obtain, there... amount waiting. Hit against me! It is,! Troublesome Ohio state.

When my story... now hear I sleep, I look at your dream. Depending upon me it looks at dream that you think that ' I would like to do concerning doin. When my measles it is not possible, it can decry that so splendidly. You don't look at the wanna Tootsie my roll? The baby, I thing verify thing.

Chocolate - at the time of ampere, Ohio state Lawd. Give in me how many your... the chocolate - waitin some for ha '? Chocolate - candy, Ohio state Lawd. Gives in me how many of that... the chocolate - I..., I..., me, it meant that I cannot wait above this of uh by any means! The chocolate - as for ha, uh you see! Give in me how many your... the chocolate - to be, waitin for some baby '? Chocolate - candy, Ohio state Lawd. Give how many of that... the chocolate - as for ha, it is not possible in me above this of uh to wait by any means,! Is the baby of Ohio state no problem?

Is problem what, like me? You don't think that we want the young person? Who of experience is needed? As for me it is possible to be able to decry that so splendidly.

Chocolate - Aahh, Ohio state Lawd. Give in me how many your... the chocolate - waitin because some '? Chocolate - haaa of ha, Ohio state Lawd. Give in me how many your... the chocolate - I.. As for me it meant that I cannot wait above this by any means. See!

Chocolate - Milky Way. Haaa of ha! Give the baby to me. The chocolate - me today it gives Aahh. Uh see! Chocolate - Aaah! The chocolate - somethin of Jesse is done '. It hits with thought and this cowbell thing where as for me I go to gonna this and am.

Y'all from method, me comes out of how many it does. That that is. ハァッ it is splendid? I like that. Obtaining to obtain, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The angle which is Gimme. The angle which is Gimme. ハァッ see. Troublesome Ohio state that that, is ha! Waiting, glance makes that remember. Chocolate - chocolate. Chocolate - waitin because some ', baby? Chocolate - candy and tootsie roll.

Several of Gimme that... the chocolate - the baby of fear, the 1 of musketeers 3 there is I must not have. The chocolate - open me.

Aahh of Aahh! Chocolate - Aahh! Calling obtaining. Chocolate - haaa of haaa and ha of ha! Chocolate - Aaarg! Now hear my story. Chocolate - Milky Way. Tootsie roll. The chocolate - like me bad everyone me is old excessively, it is not. See. Chocolate - the waiting of Aahh. The chocolate - Fellas, we obtained the fact that it arrives here with outta of rising. That probably will go the method of passing the time of my dinner,
[This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:26:14 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]

If I had your address
I'd come right 2 your door
I'd knock all day till u let me in and then I'd knock some more

I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad

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When it possesses your address,
I 2 u make me possible, t
hen until I already hit a little,
I 1 Japan and China your door which is hit as for me who come just exactly am not the toad of the keratin which are my insanity




Hmm a bit long winded there Prince!!

Style the bottle is not something which enters. Style when she has done Aristotle, seems like Jackie O, is mainly. Style is not the logograph on the roof of the stick donkey. Style seems like the 2nd cousin whom it should classify.

I can't install the language pack...

I'mma try it when I get home.

by the way!


moo goo gai pan edit...
[This message was edited Wed Oct 15 11:27:04 PDT 2003 by summerdawn]

Ohio State Lawd! I'm about to pee my pants!

Moonbeam said:

Yeah! You will eagerly desire that all you had was a achin' head! Look out!

I Manhattan, obtained the penthouse of the 2 of Malibu more. I me of '87s Cadillac Seville obtained Mazarati bought the girl. I have attached the couple of my toe which the diamond of my finger, me is obtained to the body. As for me that it is possible to buy the money of the best perfume, has attached me who am maintained to the body smellin the way rose '.

I how do that, if you think in doubt, exactly there is one simple rule. I am cool exactly. The honey, the baby, it cannot see? The girl, I am cool very. Who like me it isn't bad?

C O O L. Is the spelling what? - C O O L. Perhaps me all night it has a meal in the San Francisco Roman dance. ' In me of all freakin we want me, as for my jet aircraft of Lear the place going which comes having the house in me. I obtained the money which the woman, me is obtained with dozen with the ton. I being 1 year old by any means no one, rather than the heaven having known, is good.

And that is something which entirely has become so because some I do not learn in the school. I am cool exactly. The honey, the baby, it cannot see? The girl, I am cool very. Who like me it isn't bad? Sing the baby to that.

- C O O L. Is the spelling what? - C O O L. Cool the spelling. - Cool. It is when?

The baby hears, that many lovin ' and takes the money a little because it is my friend. But if the method of shaking the me is known, the baby tries the fact that a little one time is squeezed. It does or, to someone Cuz I ' makes all mornin which love love, with my side. It is good, I am nymphomaniac, but perhaps that you say that am satisfied maintain I.

When I see in the mirror, something which I have already known thing is informed to me exactly. I am cool very! The honey, the baby, it cannot see? The girl, I am cool very. Who like me it isn't bad? Sing that. -

C O O L. Is the spelling what? - C O O L. It is when? - Cool. I am cool very. The right which that is cools. I am cooler than Santa Claus's baby. Who like me it isn't bad? Someone pinches me. I become correct me dreamin which has been known '. Then Cuz like me is bad no one. It is when? Is that the time when my hair is made to end still? I said, "it is when? "? The time when you walk exactly, shake my head. I until I have died, am cool, '. Sufficiently, you coming to the baby, to sleep, it was said. Everyone. -

Walking shakes my head! Until I have died, ' it is cool! Sufficiently, it will be said, to sleep! When I see in the mirror, something which I have already known thing is informed to me exactly. I am cool very. Who like me it isn't bad? I am cool very. My who like me it is not bad, you do not say? Now together everything. - C O O L. Is the spelling what? - C O O L. Band? - It is,! Anyone is hot? - No! Why you have known? - Why? Cuz we are cool. - Cool! It is,! Calling obtaining! Why? It is cool! Well, I am cool very

You can saying that she is the characteristic fiend I the Nikki me presume the girl who is shown, you had known. I met to her of the lobby of the magazine and the masturbating hotel. She said, " you?" When the how'd which likes the fact that time is made wasteful and I looked a little at the pulverization of the Nikki, it cannot resist me.

If she is close to her heat excessively, it is possible to make in insanity. In order to be she and to be possible when being happy, it is possible to make sadly. She her seat can make your ego shoot without the く ま. Everything her ones of love me is deeper a little cat fight of crimson.

Cat, cat and the puppy of thou of the art of wherefore?

sing along, ya'll:

I つはあなたがそれはおかしいkinda であるが, それらは常に許可するあなたをようで, 掛ける私は落胆させた' あなたもうと私はあなたの愛すなわちbabe ええ必要とすることを私が決して見ない原因を得るそれらの他の人のようお金i をでない得られなく, 私がのために住んでいるすべて, ええ私wanna 圧力あなたの赤ん坊であるが, 私がwanna をi のしたかったすべてはあなたの恋人 i のwanna が唯一の1 あなたが走るi のwanna あなた来る作りがあなたの恋人i のwanna の回転, 一晩中回すあなたを, の, するあなたに叫びオハイオ州をの, 恋人である! ええi wanna はあなたがのために来る唯一の1 である I wanna はあなたの兄弟であるi のwanna があなたの母及びあなたの姉妹の, 余りににも他がない事を私があなたへ得る落胆させた' 私はとても内気であることをあなたが子供のように私をちょうど扱い, 言う原因をし, ええするにはできるが, あなたと私がちょうど野生に行く! 私はwanna 圧力あなたの赤ん坊。否! しかし私がしたかったすべて I wanna はあなたの恋人i のwanna が唯一の1 あなたが走るi の wanna あなた来る作りがあなたの恋人i のwanna の回転の, 回すあなたをの, 一晩中するあなたに叫びオハイオ州の恋人をである ! ええi wanna はあなたがのために来る唯一の1, ええである

As for this taxi U 2 drive me like my sibling why it did not withstand, 4 your all money this 4, is handsome, 4 politicians r made high this be bored where it has, this... it can obtain war, me 4 is, whether they are this 4 discriminations and the egotists of the 1 4 Tsugas, when 2 kisses, whether 1 4 thing designer jeans which are who of how of the highest is thought as for this with who 4 it is the U which was taught... that 1 4... 4 U these 1 4 rich people have 2 you have lived, The Disneyland which you do not know ' everything which is not exactly avaricious of the em... the thing how it gives with SAM and the tourist of these 1 4 Yosemite of 4 2 Tsugas which are believed, and this 1... the ooh! Obtaining you obtain and... 1 are. That 4... 4... this the originator of the person of sun 4, is month namely the star, the tourist of the Disneyland is this ocean namely sea 4 years old, someone, so to be beautiful the mixture is this wind 4 of 4 love of this 1 it does not have characteristic, how, it is slow blowing, current I who do not know in the place where I who place 2 do do not have from this galaxy and have gone well whether the seashore is, is this 4..., this woman 4 of the 1 4 Tsugas of 4 U whether fast, have known, (I have known)

I the baby have remembered when it met, The method of being the Wednesday which is you it was.
It was very sexy thing.
I loved the method you making walk, you saying.
And I very was indifferent.
Depending upon me we did not want misunderstanding.
But the fact that it is baby my was obtained. The fact that it has my bed in me was obtained.

But and the aforementioned you "I exactly virgin and as for me there is my method Wednesday of being.
But that kind of big lump of vigor so sufficiently is.
I give the head.
Until it burns.
Head.
Sufficiently, until you obtain.
Head.
Until your love is red.
Head.
Until it has died, do dearly.

Is good girl thing is known.
I think of that the fact that it goes is liked.
It probably will not stop.
But I, I came to your wedding design.

And the aforementioned "I must confess, as for I wanna profit, you sleep in the nude.
Me whom "get married that and I deceive, to substituting it stuffed.
Now morning, noon, and night me give the head.
Until it burns.
Head.
Sufficiently, until you obtain.
Head.
Until your love is red.
Head.
Until it has died, do dearly.

Obtaining obtaining Ooh, it can obtain, ooh, obtain can ooh.

Head, head, head and head of Ohio state, Ohio state.
Head.
Until it burns.
Head.
Sufficiently, until you obtain.
Head.
Until your love is red.
Head.
Until it has died, do dearly.
Head, head and head.
(The no baby of Ooh).
Head and head.
The head head of Ooh.
(As for U) it meant that I can do.
Head.
Head.

: It can have sexual intercourse us to the dawn.
Love is made to the cherry which goes.
Sensuality as for the city it cannot see.
Considerably your and my thought.

In the degree where I melt my hair.
Your thought enters into my eye.
It is sinner which I do not worry.
I think that we want your creamy thighs exactly.

i wuz about to do "head", moonie! but i did "partyup" instead...this is english-to-french n'vice versa:

We hardly worry that us want just to block the part to the top (part upwards, obtained with the part upwards)
this bag of army a so double part of dredger to the top (part upwards, obtained with, obtained with, obtained with the part upwards) (left)
gone down with the part, revolutionary rock'n'roll
Goin ' Uptown, baby, how you of active baby to make me the setting with dead somebody I do not even know?

They obtained the outline, uh, uh which I laugh just the part to the top (part upwards, obtained with the part upwards)
Fightin the ' war started from boring of such a fuckin ' in rise (left upwards, obtained with, obtained with, obtained with the part upwards) (left)
Uh, uh, is descended to the part,
Ooh baby, it is all about what is in your spirit
Goin ' Uptown, baby, I do not want to die to me want just to have a good bloody part of time to the top obtained with to the top of the part
to the top obtained with the part upwards

because of their errors half-cooked with the furnace
which we do obtain with the frozen crême no cake
all the lies no truth
is him right to kill youth?

(man fuck it, i'm leavin the rest as is, you figure it out )

The part to the top of the part to the top obtained with the part to the top ouais obtained with the part to the top of the baby, ooh obtained with the part to the top ouais obtained with the part to the top of the baby, ooh obtained with the ooh of Oooh of part to the top ouais obtained with the part to the top of the baby, ooh obtained with the part to the top ouais obtained with the part to the top of the baby, whoo ouais, ouais, started from yeah-yeah (left to the top - obtained with the part upwards) to the top - with the part to the top of the baby {repeated} revolutionary Rock'n'roll Part to the top - obtained with the part to the top of the part to the top - obtained with the part to the top of the part to the top - obtained with the part to the top of the part to the top - obtained with the part to the top of the part to the top - obtained with the part to the top of the part to the top - obtained with the part upwards, part of baby to the top - obtained to the continuous {part in the content} assemble you to have to fight your characteristic rotten Cuz war that we do not want not to fight not more you must fight your clean rotten Cuz war which we do not want not to fight not more you will have to fight your clean rotten Cuz war that we do not want not to fight not more you will have to fight your clean rotten Cuz war that we do not want not to fight not more I said that we do not want to fight any more (going to have to fight your clean rotten war) of Cuz we do not want NOT TO FIGHT NOT MORE!

One which "Ohio state, I obtained here and have lived!"
"Profit do the fear!
Bat man.
Profit do the fear!
Bat man.
Profit do the fear!
"Do to go, do to go, go smile!

"BATDANCE. does that. '
Maintain bustin.

I looked at future and that it is that.
I looked at future and that it is that.
Bat man and bat man.
I looked at future and that it is that.
The bat man
(that house it does the house).
"And the place, and the place... is the bat man who?"

Do to do that, it will do that it will do that and do.
Do to do that, do to do, do to do, do.

"Stop the publication..." "That?
"Stop the publication which is," Vicky Vale "," Vicky Vale"

" I..." You like. Bat man, bat man and bat man.

"Splendid" Ohio state.
"Today, blues Wayne".
"I tried the fact that entirely this is avoided, but" it is not possible.
"I exactly... mutual us the attempt 2 love of gonna?
Stop that "the fact that you know that it is obtained" -?
"Is or, everyone's publication?"
Vicky Vale ".
As for her where "she is large, is not?

"It can obtain, Ooh, obtain can ooh.
The bust body of I wanna.
Obtaining obtaining Ooh, it can obtain, ooh.
The body right of the bust of I wanna.
"My range" you like.
Obtaining obtaining Ooh, it can obtain, ooh.
"But empty now there is he there".
The bust body of I wanna.
Obtaining obtaining tonight it can obtain, Ooh and ooh.

"To be good, Vale of the failure".
"As for dance of demon of thin month light/write? "
" As for me always everything me. "Pray I who am asked" that sound which is liked exactly.
"AAH and AAH!

"I work 2 it goes have two".
Bat man.
"I work 2 it goes have two".
Bat man.
If it is considered as the work where the person is a crime!
It continues something which with that heart 4.
Work!
And work of gimme electric chair!
Because of all my future crime Ohio states.
Work!
Electric chair.

Just a little Ducky, me permit the fact that 7 inches of computer are acquired.
HA, HA and HA.
Just a little, we obtained power.
Well, we obtained mind.
Just a little, we obtain in nuff of sho, you obtained.
It makes demon go, go.

"This town enema which is needed! "
" The murder of gonna where am I! "
Power.
The murder of gonna where "am not I! "
Mind.
The murder of gonna where "am I! "
Power.
The murder of gonna where "am not I! "
Mind.

It will do that.
"I the bat man" am. Bat man.
Dancin does not have to be stopped '.
"I the bat man" am. Bat man.
Dancin does not have to be stopped '.
Do to do that, do to do, do to do, do.
Bat man, bat man and bat man.
You do not have to stop, you do not have to stop.
It will do that.
Dancin does not have to be stopped '.
Bat man it will do that. Bat man it will do that.
Dancin does not have to be stopped '.
Dancin does not have to be stopped '.
Calling you obtain, are serious! Turn the music backup!
It is not the son's bitch!

"Remedy power of laughter hear? "
Is the gonna stop 200 balloon who?
Who!
Bat man.
Stop!

Betcha due to golly wow. It is 1 year old which I wait directly permanently.

As for that it is the right I not to be able to control that. I need 7 inches or many. Tonight I cannot keep that already. The profit which that profit do, me it waits already and is not possible do.

Moonbeam said:

this thread should be a nominee for Thread of the Year!

I am the characteristic shooter.
The love which your direction is shot.
I am the characteristic shooter.
You come and the play of my love.